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> [Sir,” James asked, “what are we going to do?” “We’re going to look for water,” said Alf. “And food?” said Tubby Ted. “Water first,” said Alf. “We can go days without food.” “We can what?” Tubby Ted shouted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/sir-james-asked-what-are-we-going-to-do-we-re-going-to-look-for-water/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [Why don’t you lift the end?” said Alf. “It’s me back, Alf,” complained Mack. “You know how it troubles me.” “No more than mine troubles me,” said Alf. “But I said it first,” said Mack.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/why-don-t-you-lift-the-end-said-alf-it-s-me-back-alf-complained-mack/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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