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title: "125 Rush limbaugh Quotes by 91 authors"
description: "Browse 125 Rush limbaugh quotes by 91 authors. Discover the best Rush limbaugh sayings and thoughts."
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> [Rush Limbaugh is saying he never took Trump seriously in the first place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-kornacki/rush-limbaugh-is-saying-he-never-took-trump-seriously-in-the-first/)

[Steve Kornacki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-kornacki/)

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> [Rush Limbaugh criticizes me a lot on the air. I take that as a badge of honor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-david/rush-limbaugh-criticizes-me-a-lot-on-the-air-i-take-that-as-a-badge/)

[Laurie David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-david/)

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> [I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-usually-agree-with-rush-limbaugh-therefore-i-usually-don-t-listen/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/so-many-kids-are-fat-drug-addicts-these-days-it-s-almost-as-if-rush/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [I don't believe Rush Limbaugh has a racist bone in his body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-pence/i-don-t-believe-rush-limbaugh-has-a-racist-bone-in-his-body/)

[Mike Pence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-pence/)

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> [I don't know if Rush Limbaugh knows the difference between a screen porch and a screen play.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-sharpe/i-don-t-know-if-rush-limbaugh-knows-the-difference-between-a-screen/)

[Shannon Sharpe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannon-sharpe/)

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> [My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-smile-on-mondays-is-as-insincere-as-a-rush-limbaugh-apology/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/rush-limbaugh-was-the-20th-hijacker-i-hope-his-kidneys-fail/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

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> [As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/as-you-know-now-rush-limbaugh-is-the-new-face-of-the-republican-party/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Rush Limbaugh says if the health care bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/rush-limbaugh-says-if-the-health-care-bill-passes-he-will-leave-the/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [I think talk radio belongs to conservatives now after the last 20, 30 years of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, my colleagues at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sebastian-gorka/i-think-talk-radio-belongs-to-conservatives-now-after-the-last-20-30/)

[Sebastian Gorka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sebastian-gorka/)

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> [I always enjoy listening to Rush Limbaugh. I often agree with him. Sometimes I disagree with him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitt-romney/i-always-enjoy-listening-to-rush-limbaugh-i-often-agree-with-him/)

[Mitt Romney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitt-romney/)

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> [Rush Limbaugh's pathetic abuse of logic, his absurd pomposity, his relentless self-promotion, his ridiculous ego - now those, friends, are appropriate targets…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-ivins/rush-limbaugh-s-pathetic-abuse-of-logic-his-absurd-pomposity-his/)

[Molly Ivins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-ivins/)

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> [They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/they-told-us-to-buy-duct-tape-and-portable-radios-so-that-if-the/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers...Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-franken/most-of-us-here-in-the-media-are-what-i-call-infotainers-rush/)

[Al Franken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-franken/)

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> [Rush Limbaugh is not the arbiter of what's good taste or what American opinions or morals should be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-corn/rush-limbaugh-is-not-the-arbiter-of-what-s-good-taste-or-what/)

[David Corn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-corn/)

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> [Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, scourge of liberals everywhere, may be hopelessly partisan, but he's never claimed to be anything else.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norah-vincent/radio-talk-show-host-rush-limbaugh-scourge-of-liberals-everywhere-may/)

[Norah Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norah-vincent/)

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> [Rush Limbaugh is beginning to look more and more like Mr. Big, and at some point somebody's going to jam a CO2…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-matthews/rush-limbaugh-is-beginning-to-look-more-and-more-like-mr-big-and-at-2/)

[Chris Matthews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-matthews/)

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> [Rush Limbaugh, we expect nonsense from him. But the Vatican, that's another story. When the Vatican is so threatened that it launches…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-granholm/rush-limbaugh-we-expect-nonsense-from-him-but-the-vatican-that-s/)

[Jennifer Granholm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-granholm/)

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> [Reactionary conservatives are smiling through the racial apocalypse. To them, race baiting is a joke, as 'humorist' Rush Limbaugh will tell you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-ridley/reactionary-conservatives-are-smiling-through-the-racial-apocalypse/)

[John Ridley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-ridley/)

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> [Rush Limbaugh is good for the party. Drive it all the way down, take it down as low as it can go,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evan-thomas/rush-limbaugh-is-good-for-the-party-drive-it-all-the-way-down-take-it/)

[Evan Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evan-thomas/)

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> [Some call-in moderators are neutral and courteous. Then there's Rush Limbaugh, who is funny and pompous and a scapegoater and hatemonger. His…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donella-meadows/some-call-in-moderators-are-neutral-and-courteous-then-there-s-rush/)

[Donella Meadows](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donella-meadows/)

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> [Obama and the liberal Democrats fail to represent the silent majority: the conservative women who are too busy raising families, paying bills,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mercedes-schlapp/obama-and-the-liberal-democrats-fail-to-represent-the-silent-majority/)

[Mercedes Schlapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mercedes-schlapp/)

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> [For some people, you know, Garrison Keillor, Rush Limbaugh, really the stars, they've got a passion. They eat, drink and breathe radio,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-bodett/for-some-people-you-know-garrison-keillor-rush-limbaugh-really-the/)

[Tom Bodett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-bodett/)

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> [The Bush Administration, and particularly Bush's chief political strategist and Deputy Chief of Staff, Karl Rove, have been expert in both galvanizing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sidney-blumenthal/the-bush-administration-and-particularly-bush-s-chief-political/)

[Sidney Blumenthal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sidney-blumenthal/)

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> [Greetings, conversationalists across the fruited plain, this is Rush Limbaugh, the most dangerous man in America, with the largest hypothalamus in North…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/greetings-conversationalists-across-the-fruited-plain-this-is-rush/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [What's curious about the left's current obsession with Timothy McVeigh is that it proves that - despite a frantic search for 15…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-coulter/what-s-curious-about-the-left-s-current-obsession-with-timothy/)

[Ann Coulter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-coulter/)

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> [I have made you - along with Fox News has made you - think Obama is something that he isn't. And it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/i-have-made-you-along-with-fox-news-has-made-you-think-obama-is/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [I looked at enough of American Idol in the first weeks, and they're all about humiliation. I listen to Rush Limbaugh because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-lear/i-looked-at-enough-of-american-idol-in-the-first-weeks-and-they-re/)

[Norman Lear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-lear/)

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> [It was tough sitting in jail listening to Jay Leno and Rush Limbaugh and everybody making jokes about me getting shot. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tupac-shakur/it-was-tough-sitting-in-jail-listening-to-jay-leno-and-rush-limbaugh/)

[Tupac Shakur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tupac-shakur/)

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> [The media didn’t hand it to Obama; after all, the Number One cable news channel, Fox, is right-wing. The Number One newspaper,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-begala/the-media-didn-t-hand-it-to-obama-after-all-the-number-one-cable-news/)

[Paul Begala](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-begala/)

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> [“Liberals habitually work themselves into a lather about the antics of Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck, but they are really just political…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-lofgren/liberals-habitually-work-themselves-into-a-lather-about-the-antics-of/)

[Mike Lofgren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-lofgren/)

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> [“The things she worried about on a daily basis included but were not limited to: Children starving in Africa. Chemicals in her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-courtney-sullivan/the-things-she-worried-about-on-a-daily-basis-included-but-were-not/)

[J. Courtney Sullivan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-courtney-sullivan/)

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> [“Draft-dodging is what chicken-hawks do best. Dick Cheney, Glenn Beck, Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh (this capon claimed he had a cyst on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-theroux/draft-dodging-is-what-chicken-hawks-do-best-dick-cheney-glenn-beck/)

[Alexander Theroux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-theroux/)

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> [“It's 5:22pm you're in the grocery checkout line. Your three-year-old is writhing on the floor, screaming, because you have refused to buy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-j-douglas/it-s-5-22pm-you-re-in-the-grocery-checkout-line-your-three-year-old/)

[Susan J. Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-j-douglas/)

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> [“I really think that if we don’t start caring about whether people tell the truth or not, it’s going to be literally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-franken/i-really-think-that-if-we-don-t-start-caring-about-whether-people/)

[Al Franken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-franken/)

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> [“New Rule: Now that liberals have taken back the word "liberal," they also have to take back the word "elite." By now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-now-that-liberals-have-taken-back-the-word-liberal-they-also/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/he-s-a-terrorist-rush-limbaugh-is-a-terrorist/)

[Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/)

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> [I'm sure I've devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-franken/i-m-sure-i-ve-devoted-enough-thought-to-rush-limbaugh-for-one-lifetime/)

[Al Franken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-franken/)

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> [When Rush Limbaugh says I'm not a scientist, I'm charmed - I smirk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-nye/when-rush-limbaugh-says-i-m-not-a-scientist-i-m-charmed-i-smirk/)

[Bill Nye](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-nye/)

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## Top authors on Rush limbaugh

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b005/author-bill-maher-17979.jpg) Bill Maher 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/rush-limbaugh/bill-maher/)

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                        "text": "Greetings, conversationalists across the fruited plain, this is Rush Limbaugh, the most dangerous man in America, with the largest hypothalamus in North America, serving humanity simply by opening my mouth, destined for my own wing in the Museum of Broadcasting, executing everything I do flawlessly with zero mistakes, doing this show with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair because I have talent on loan from ... God. Rush Limbaugh. A man. A legend. A way of life.",
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                        "text": "What's curious about the left's current obsession with Timothy McVeigh is that it proves that - despite a frantic search for 15 years - liberals have come across no better evidence of burgeoning \"right-wing extremist\" violence than a drug-taking, self-described \"agnostic\" who was thrown out of the Michigan Militia and who proclaimed, \"Science is my religion.\" That sounds more like Bill Maher than Rush Limbaugh.",
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                        "text": "I have made you - along with Fox News has made you - think Obama is something that he isn't. And it's such a shame. I have so distorted who the real Obama is in your mind, that it is paralyzing our government. It is paralyzing the Speaker of the House, who really, really, really, really wants to go in there and really, really work with Obama, but he just can't. It's hard for people like Boehner to move too far in my direction because of the misperception of me, Obama says, created by Fox News and Rush Limbaugh.",
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                        "text": "The media didn’t hand it to Obama; after all, the Number One cable news channel, Fox, is right-wing. The Number One newspaper, the Wall Street Journal, also has a right-wing editorial slant (and is owned by the same guy who owns Fox News). The Number One talk radio show is Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity is Number Two, and Glenn Beck is Number Three. When you control all the largest media outlets, it’s time to stop grousing about liberal media bias.",
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                        "text": "“Draft-dodging is what chicken-hawks do best. Dick Cheney, Glenn Beck, Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh (this capon claimed he had a cyst on his fat ass), Newt Gingrich, former Attorney General John Ashcroft—he received seven deferments to teach business education at Southwest Missouri State—pompous Bill O’Reilly, Jeb Bush, hey, throw in John Wayne—they were all draft-dodgers. Not a single one of these mouth-breathing, cowardly, and meretricious buffoons fought for his country. All plumped for deferments. Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani? Did not serve. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney? Did not serve in the military. (He served the Mormon Church on a thirty-month mission to France.) Former Senator Fred Thompson? Did not serve. Former President Ronald Reagan? Due to poor eyesight, he served in a noncombat role making movies for the Army in southern California during WWII. He later seems to have confused his role as an actor playing a tail gunner with the real thing. Did Rahm Emanuel serve? Yes, he did during the Gulf War 1991—in the Israeli Army. John Boehner did not serve, not a fucking second. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-KY? Not a minute! Former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott, R-MS? Avoided the draft. Senate Minority Whip Jon Kyl, R-AZ—did not serve. National Republican Senatorial Committee Chair John Cornyn, R-TX—did not serve. Former Senate Republican Policy Committee Chair John Ensign, R-NV? Did not serve. Jack Kemp? Dan Quayle? Never served a day. Not an hour. Not an afternoon. These are the jackasses that cherish memorial services and love to salute and adore hearing “Taps.”",
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                        "text": "“I really think that if we don’t start caring about whether people tell the truth or not, it’s going to be literally impossible to restore anything approaching a reasonable political discourse. Politicians have always shaded the truth. But if you can say something that is provably false, and no one cares, then you can’t have a real debate about anything. I firmly believe that you can draw a straight line from Rush Limbaugh through Fox News through present-day websites like Breitbart and the explosion in “fake news”* that played such a big role in the 2016 campaign. And that’s how someone like Trump can wind up in the Oval Office. I know I’m sort of farting into the wind on this. But I hope you’ll fart along with me. I’ve always believed that it’s possible to discern true statements from false statements, and that it’s critically important to do so, and that we put our entire democratic experiment in peril when we don’t. It’s a lesson I fear our nation is about to learn the hard way.”",
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                        "text": "“New Rule: Now that liberals have taken back the word \"liberal,\" they also have to take back the word \"elite.\" By now you've heard the constant right-wing attacks on the \"elite media,\" and the \"liberal elite.\" Who may or may not be part of the \"Washington elite.\" A subset of the \"East Coast elite.\" Which is overly influenced by the \"Hollywood elite.\" So basically, unless you're a shit-kicker from Kansas, you're with the terrorists. If you played a drinking game where you did a shot every time Rush Limbaugh attacked someone for being \"elite,\" you'd be almost as wasted as Rush Limbaugh. I don't get it: In other fields--outside of government--elite is a good thing, like an elite fighting force. Tiger Woods is an elite golfer. If I need brain surgery, I'd like an elite doctor. But in politics, elite is bad--the elite aren't down-to-earth and accessible like you and me and President Shit-for-Brains. Which is fine, except that whenever there's a Bush administration scandal, it always traces back to some incompetent political hack appointment, and you think to yourself, \"Where are they getting these screwups from?\" Well, now we know: from Pat Robertson. I'm not kidding. Take Monica Goodling, who before she resigned last week because she's smack in the middle of the U.S. attorneys scandal, was the third-ranking official in the Justice Department of the United States. She's thirty-three, and though she never even worked as a prosecutor, was tasked with overseeing the job performance of all ninety-three U.S. attorneys. How do you get to the top that fast? Harvard? Princeton? No, Goodling did her undergraduate work at Messiah College--you know, home of the \"Fighting Christies\"--and then went on to attend Pat Robertson's law school. Yes, Pat Robertson, the man who said the presence of gay people at Disney World would cause \"earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor,\" has a law school. And what kid wouldn't want to attend? It's three years, and you have to read only one book. U.S. News & World Report , which does the definitive ranking of colleges, lists Regent as a tier-four school, which is the lowest score it gives. It's not a hard school to get into. You have to renounce Satan and draw a pirate on a matchbook. This is for the people who couldn't get into the University of Phoenix. Now, would you care to guess how many graduates of this televangelist diploma mill work in the Bush administration? On hundred fifty. And you wonder why things are so messed up? We're talking about a top Justice Department official who went to a college founded by a TV host. Would you send your daughter to Maury Povich U? And if you did, would you expect her to get a job at the White House? In two hundred years, we've gone from \"we the people\" to \"up with people.\" From the best and brightest to dumb and dumber. And where better to find people dumb enough to believe in George Bush than Pat Robertson's law school? The problem here in America isn't that the country is being run by elites. It's that it's being run by a bunch of hayseeds. And by the way, the lawyer Monica Goodling hired to keep her ass out of jail went to a real law school.”",
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                        "text": "He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.",
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