--- title: "7 Rule Food Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 7 Rule Food quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Rule Food sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/bill-maher-211_assuming_new-rule-food-companies-must-face-the-fa_409762.png" --- > [New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-food-companies-must-face-the-facts-one-container-equals-one/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/bill-maher-211_assuming_new-rule-food-companies-must-face-the-fa_409762.png) > [Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-you-re-dating-my-ex-i-thought-the-five-second-rule-was-for-food/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/367/anonymous-1_dating_oh-you-re-dating-my-ex-i-thought-the-fiv_418901.jpg) > [Oh your dating my ex… i thought the five second rule was for food ONLY!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasmine/oh-your-dating-my-ex-i-thought-the-five-second-rule-was-for-food-only/) [Jasmine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasmine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4f/jasmine-419_ex-boyfriend_oh-your-dating-my-ex-i-thought-the-five_935661.jpg) > [“Second rule of the bush. Never get too close to anything that has offspring. What's the first rule? Food runs. If you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deanna-raybourn/second-rule-of-the-bush-never-get-too-close-to-anything-that-has/) [Deanna Raybourn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deanna-raybourn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/396/deanna-raybourn-4836_food_second-rule-of-the-bush-never-get-too-cl_1334691.png) > [Oh, so your already cheating? I thought the 5 second rule was only for food;)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikki-brinkley/oh-so-your-already-cheating-i-thought-the-5-second-rule-was-only-for/) [Nikki Brinkley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikki-brinkley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ae/nikki-brinkley-266460_facebook-quotes_oh-so-your-already-cheating-i-thought-th_2010188.jpg) > [“Food Rule #4: Food is social. Eat family meals together at the table, with no distractions. This rule seems to turn North”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-le-billon/food-rule-4-food-is-social-eat-family-meals-together-at-the-table/) [Karen Le Billon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-le-billon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/690/karen-le-billon-41417_family_food-rule-4-food-is-social-eat-family-me_2843709.jpg) > [Oh cool you're dating my ex? That's funny I thought the 5 second rule was only for food.<3](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/oh-cool-you-re-dating-my-ex-that-s-funny-i-thought-the-5-second-rule/) [Author Name](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/author-name/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/948/author-name-101_dating_oh-cool-you-re-dating-my-ex-that-s-funny_3135081.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/rule-food/#itemlist", "name": "Rule Food Quotes", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s no stopping us until we’re licking stray bits of powdered cheese off the carpet. So stop trying to give us nutritional information based on a fraction of the package. 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