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> [Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/jon-what-are-you-doing-up-there-why-aren-t-you-at-the-feast-tyrion/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-r-r-martin-2/i-learned-long-ago-that-it-is-considered-rude-to-vomit-on-your-brother/)

[George R. R. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-r-r-martin-2/)

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