--- title: "128 Rubber Band Quotes by 101 authors" description: "Browse 128 Rubber Band quotes by 101 authors. Discover the best Rubber Band sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/anonymous-1_bands_rubber-bands-are-headed-in-the-right-dir_335394.jpg" --- > [Rubber bands are headed in the right direction](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/rubber-bands-are-headed-in-the-right-direction/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/anonymous-1_bands_rubber-bands-are-headed-in-the-right-dir_335394.jpg) > [“If rubber bands played basketball, I’d tell them, You have to be better down the stretch.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-rubber-bands-played-basketball-i-d-tell-them-you-have-to-be-better/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1c/jarod-kintz-2_basketball_if-rubber-bands-played-basketball-i-d-te_2788593.jpg) > [Love Is Like A Rubber Band Held At Both Ends By Two People](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/love-is-like-a-rubber-band-held-at-both-ends-by-two-people/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f2/anonymous-1_life_love-is-like-a-rubber-band-held-at-both_1774020.jpg) > [“I am a hair-lock; I am floating in the gutters to meet the rubber-band.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amaan-ahmad/i-am-a-hair-lock-i-am-floating-in-the-gutters-to-meet-the-rubber-band/) [Amaan Ahmad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amaan-ahmad/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/76e/amaan-ahmad-77938_amaan-ahmad_i-am-a-hair-lock-i-am-floating-in-the-gu_782284.jpg) > [He's a million rubber bands in his resilience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-k-simpson/he-s-a-million-rubber-bands-in-his-resilience/) [Alan K. Simpson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-k-simpson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/398/alan-k-simpson-13509_band_he-s-a-million-rubber-bands-in-his-resil_2501267.png) > [Love is like a rubber band. Both pull on, one release and it hurts the one who has held it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/love-is-like-a-rubber-band-both-pull-on-one-release-and-it-hurts-the/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/256/anonymous-1_bad-relationship_love-is-like-a-rubber-band-both-pull-on_1097545.jpg) > [Cause POP POP POP it goes my rubber band. So STOP STOP STOP sniffin that contraband.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicki-minaj/cause-pop-pop-pop-it-goes-my-rubber-band-so-stop-stop-stop-sniffin/) [Nicki Minaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicki-minaj/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/489/nicki-minaj-202_band_cause-pop-pop-pop-it-goes-my-rubber-band_470033.jpg) > [When I used to have braces, I would match my rubber bands to the season.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-goreski/when-i-used-to-have-braces-i-would-match-my-rubber-bands-to-the-season/) [Brad Goreski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-goreski/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f80/brad-goreski-2202_bands_when-i-used-to-have-braces-i-would-match_2084809.png) > [Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/family-guy/dear-mcgyver-enclosed-is-a-paper-clip-a-rubber-band-and-a-drinking-2/) [Family Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/family-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9bd/family-guy-18847_quote_dear-mcgyver-enclosed-is-a-paper-clip-a_1682887.jpg) > [A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-rubber-band-pistol-was-confiscated-from-algebra-class-because-it/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/554/nikhil-saluja-26_funny_a-rubber-band-pistol-was-confiscated-fro_2238466.jpg) > [Also, I designed a pretty fascinating bracelet, where you put a rubber band around your favorite book of poems for a year,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-safran-foer/also-i-designed-a-pretty-fascinating-bracelet-where-you-put-a-rubber/) [Jonathan Safran Foer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-safran-foer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff6/jonathan-safran-foer-136_band_also-i-designed-a-pretty-fascinating-bra_2934828.png) > [Love Is Like A Rubber Band. ITS Held AT The End BY Two People .. When One Leaves It Hurts The Other](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenya/love-is-like-a-rubber-band-its-held-at-the-end-by-two-people-when-one/) [Kenya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenya/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/906/kenya-20380_hurts_love-is-like-a-rubber-band-its-held-at-t_2489694.jpg) > [Love is like a rubber band, both people pull on, one release & it hurts the person who has held it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/love-is-like-a-rubber-band-both-people-pull-on-one-release-it-hurts/) [Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38e/lil-wayne-62_heart-break_love-is-like-a-rubber-band-both-people-p_1146111.jpg) > [“I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-my-relationship-with-my-girlfriend-to-be-built-on-trust-not/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce4/jarod-kintz-2_relationship_i-want-my-relationship-with-my-girlfrien_997023.jpg) > [Love is like a rubber band.. With two people holding it at its two end, when someone let go it' hurts the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/agbessi-charles/love-is-like-a-rubber-band-with-two-people-holding-it-at-its-two-end/) [Agbessi Charles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/agbessi-charles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef1/agbessi-charles-33455_hurts_love-is-like-a-rubber-band-with-two-peop_2428744.jpg) > [I needed a capo - a clamp to hold down the strings - so my daddy made me one out of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-campbell/i-needed-a-capo-a-clamp-to-hold-down-the-strings-so-my-daddy-made-me/) [Glen Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-campbell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/905/glen-campbell-4678_band_i-needed-a-capo-a-clamp-to-hold-down-the_1720494.png) > [The second time I was pregnant friends would give me rubber bands to gnaw, because the first time, I had chewed things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoe-ball/the-second-time-i-was-pregnant-friends-would-give-me-rubber-bands-to/) [Zoe Ball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoe-ball/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/339/zoe-ball-6057_first-time_the-second-time-i-was-pregnant-friends-w_1999905.jpg) > [“And she was right. No matter how they tried, the two humans, with the cat but without the microchip, couldn’t connect to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-pascoe/and-she-was-right-no-matter-how-they-tried-the-two-humans-with-the/) [Sara Pascoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-pascoe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c14/sara-pascoe-3853_adventure_and-she-was-right-no-matter-how-they-tri_2604155.jpg) > [Quite often, little germs of ideas have come from something that I've observed or someone's told me. The process of it becoming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-wade/quite-often-little-germs-of-ideas-have-come-from-something-that-i-ve/) [Laura Wade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-wade/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b86/laura-wade-21809_band_quite-often-little-germs-of-ideas-have-c_868243.jpg) > [If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/if-your-kid-makes-one-of-those-little-homemade-guitars-out-of-a-cigar/) [Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/295/jack-handey-829_band_if-your-kid-makes-one-of-those-little-ho_1058292.jpg) > [“I collapse in bed and fall asleep with me other hand clasped around the blue rubber band. And I dream about blue…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/i-collapse-in-bed-and-fall-asleep-with-me-other-hand-clasped-around/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a9/stephanie-perkins-482_blue-eyes_i-collapse-in-bed-and-fall-asleep-with-m_3107099.png) > [“That was the extent of our relationship, but I knew he used me to keep Were women from insinuating themselves into his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/that-was-the-extent-of-our-relationship-but-i-knew-he-used-me-to-keep/) [Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/539/kim-harrison-323_books_that-was-the-extent-of-our-relationship_2928635.jpg) > [I used to soak my mitts in a bucket of water for about two days. Then I'd put a couple of baseballs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-uecker/i-used-to-soak-my-mitts-in-a-bucket-of-water-for-about-two-days-then/) [Bob Uecker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-uecker/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/12b/bob-uecker-12322_band_i-used-to-soak-my-mitts-in-a-bucket-of-w_3065966.jpg) > [“They all migrated to the front door. Dad and Dale carried the larger bags. Seth held a smaller duffel bag and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/they-all-migrated-to-the-front-door-dad-and-dale-carried-the-larger/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c5/brandon-mull-1617_front-door_they-all-migrated-to-the-front-door-dad_980252.png) > [What an unreliable thing is time--when I want it to fly, the hours stick to me like glue. And what a changeable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rohinton-mistry/what-an-unreliable-thing-is-time-when-i-want-it-to-fly-the-hours/) [Rohinton Mistry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rohinton-mistry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2c/rohinton-mistry-4393_band_what-an-unreliable-thing-is-time-when-i_3089109.png) > [“My body felt like tangled rubber bands and dried-out pens and sticky paper clips, like the contents of a drawer where you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-lacey/my-body-felt-like-tangled-rubber-bands-and-dried-out-pens-and-sticky/) [Catherine Lacey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherine-lacey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/963/catherine-lacey-3511_body_my-body-felt-like-tangled-rubber-bands-a_1222351.jpg) > [“Have I told you about the tension of opposites? he says. The tension of opposites? Life is a series of pulls back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-albom/have-i-told-you-about-the-tension-of-opposites-he-says-the-tension-of/) [Mitch Albom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-albom/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15c/mitch-albom-187_crooked-teeth_have-i-told-you-about-the-tension-of-opp_1131166.jpg) > [The rewriting is always crucial to what I do; whenever I do a scene, I always tell myself that this isn't final…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-cormier/the-rewriting-is-always-crucial-to-what-i-do-whenever-i-do-a-scene-i/) [Robert Cormier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-cormier/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/608/robert-cormier-6436_band_the-rewriting-is-always-crucial-to-what_2998565.png) > [“One field Faraday studied was the electric field. This is not a number but a vector, which we may visualize as an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-smolin/one-field-faraday-studied-was-the-electric-field-this-is-not-a-number/) [Lee Smolin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-smolin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b96/lee-smolin-4171_faraday_one-field-faraday-studied-was-the-electr_52294.jpg) > [Today, even amongst Christians, there can be found much of that spirit that wants to give as little as possible to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/watchman-nee/today-even-amongst-christians-there-can-be-found-much-of-that-spirit/) [Watchman Nee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/watchman-nee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/057/watchman-nee-1561_band_today-even-amongst-christians-there-can_3219990.jpg) > [“He glances down and notices that I'm still wearing a certain blue something, and, this time, it's HIS index finger that wraps…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/he-glances-down-and-notices-that-i-m-still-wearing-a-certain-blue/) [Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a9/stephanie-perkins-482_cricket_he-glances-down-and-notices-that-i-m-sti_1101488.jpg) > [“Because sometimes in life, you just have to stand there and do nothing. Overwhelmed by all the versions of ourselves that exist…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/because-sometimes-in-life-you-just-have-to-stand-there-and-do-nothing/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e70/cora-carmack-1423_life_because-sometimes-in-life-you-just-have_1566980.jpg) > [“The alien ship was already thundering towards the upper reaches of the atmosphere, on its way out into the appalling void which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/the-alien-ship-was-already-thundering-towards-the-upper-reaches-of/) [Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/592/douglas-adams-122_purpose-of-life_the-alien-ship-was-already-thundering-to_2165817.jpg) > [“I opened the front door of my parents’ house the next evening. His starched blue denim shirt caught my eye only seconds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-opened-the-front-door-of-my-parents-house-the-next-evening-his/) [Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2b/ree-drummond-818_black-boots_i-opened-the-front-door-of-my-parents-ho_125762.png) > [“To Have Without Holding: Learning to love differently is hard, love with the hands wide open, love with the doors banging on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marge-piercy/to-have-without-holding-learning-to-love-differently-is-hard-love/) [Marge Piercy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marge-piercy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fe/marge-piercy-2610_hard-love_to-have-without-holding-learning-to-love_1912965.jpg) > [“Our father was a rumor, an echo, something only to be seen out of the corner of your eye. Our father was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-thomas/our-father-was-a-rumor-an-echo-something-only-to-be-seen-out-of-the/) [Richard Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-thomas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/572/richard-thomas-38272_asking-for-forgivene_our-father-was-a-rumor-an-echo-something_3057346.jpg) > [“Just about every kid in America wished they could be Kyle Keeley. Especially when he zoomed across their TV screens as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-grabenstein/just-about-every-kid-in-america-wished-they-could-be-kyle-keeley-2/) [Chris Grabenstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-grabenstein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d2/chris-grabenstein-24060_class-clown_just-about-every-kid-in-america-wished-t_1762454.jpg) > [“I look in the jewelry box where Joanie found the drugs. She showed me a miniature Ziploc bag filled with a clear,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kaui-hart-hemmings/i-look-in-the-jewelry-box-where-joanie-found-the-drugs-she-showed-me/) [Kaui Hart Hemmings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kaui-hart-hemmings/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/331/kaui-hart-hemmings-13772_alex-king_i-look-in-the-jewelry-box-where-joanie-f_2145697.jpg) > [“Just about every kid in America wished they could be Kyle Keeley. Especially when he zoomed across their TV screens as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-grabenstein/just-about-every-kid-in-america-wished-they-could-be-kyle-keeley/) [Chris Grabenstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-grabenstein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08b/chris-grabenstein-24060_video-game_just-about-every-kid-in-america-wished-t_473554.jpg) > [“Honey, have you seen my measuring tape?” “I think it’s in that drawer in the kitchen with the scissors, matches, bobby pins,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-pasricha/honey-have-you-seen-my-measuring-tape-i-think-it-s-in-that-drawer-in/) [Neil Pasricha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-pasricha/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c3/neil-pasricha-18568_aluminum-foil_honey-have-you-seen-my-measuring-tape-i_1279877.jpg) ## Top authors on Rubber Band - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-albom-68622.jpg) Mitch Albom 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/rubber-band/mitch-albom/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/rubber-band/#itemlist", "name": "Rubber Band Quotes", "numberOfItems": 40, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Rubber bands are headed in the right direction", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/rubber-bands-are-headed-in-the-right-direction/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/anonymous-1_bands_rubber-bands-are-headed-in-the-right-dir_335394.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/anonymous-1_bands_rubber-bands-are-headed-in-the-right-dir_335394.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/anonymous-1_bands_rubber-bands-are-headed-in-the-right-dir_335394.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Rubber bands are headed in the right direction” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“If rubber bands played basketball, I’d tell them, You have to be better down the stretch.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jarod Kintz" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-rubber-bands-played-basketball-i-d-tell-them-you-have-to-be-better/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1c/jarod-kintz-2_basketball_if-rubber-bands-played-basketball-i-d-te_2788593.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1c/jarod-kintz-2_basketball_if-rubber-bands-played-basketball-i-d-te_2788593.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1c/jarod-kintz-2_basketball_if-rubber-bands-played-basketball-i-d-te_2788593.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If rubber bands played basketball, I’d tell them, You have to be better down the stretch.” — Jarod Kintz", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Love Is Like A Rubber Band Held At Both Ends By Two People", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/love-is-like-a-rubber-band-held-at-both-ends-by-two-people/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f2/anonymous-1_life_love-is-like-a-rubber-band-held-at-both_1774020.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f2/anonymous-1_life_love-is-like-a-rubber-band-held-at-both_1774020.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f2/anonymous-1_life_love-is-like-a-rubber-band-held-at-both_1774020.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Love Is Like A Rubber Band Held At Both Ends By Two People” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I am a hair-lock; 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About my lifelong commitment to ballet; about his lifelong passion for football. About my brother Mike; about his older brother, Todd, who had died when he was a teenager. About Los Angeles and celebrities; cows and agriculture. By the end of the evening, I had no idea what exactly I’d even said. All I knew was, I was riding in a Ford F250 diesel pickup with a cowboy--and there was nowhere else on earth I wanted to be.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Ree Drummond" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-opened-the-front-door-of-my-parents-house-the-next-evening-his/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2b/ree-drummond-818_black-boots_i-opened-the-front-door-of-my-parents-ho_125762.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2b/ree-drummond-818_black-boots_i-opened-the-front-door-of-my-parents-ho_125762.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2b/ree-drummond-818_black-boots_i-opened-the-front-door-of-my-parents-ho_125762.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I opened the front door of my parents’ house the next evening. His starched blue denim shirt caught my eye…” — Ree Drummond", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 35, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“To Have Without Holding: Learning to love differently is hard, love with the hands wide open, love with the doors banging on their hinges, the cupboard unlocked, the wind roaring and whimpering in the rooms rustling the sheets and snapping the blinds that thwack like rubber bands in an open palm. It hurts to love wide open stretching the muscles that feel as if they are made of wet plaster, then of blunt knives, then of sharp knives. It hurts to thwart the reflexes of grab, of clutch, to love and let go again and again. It pesters to remember the lover who is not in the bed, to hold back what is owed to the work that gutters like a candle in a cave without air, to love consciously, conscientiously, concretely, constructively. I can't do it, you say it's killing me, but you thrive, you glow on the street like a neon raspberry, You float and sail, a helium balloon bright bachelor's buttons blue and bobbing on the cold and hot winds of our breath, as we make and unmake in passionate diastole and systole the rhythm of our unbound bonding, to have and not to hold, to love with minimized malice, hunger and anger moment by moment balanced.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Marge Piercy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marge-piercy/to-have-without-holding-learning-to-love-differently-is-hard-love/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fe/marge-piercy-2610_hard-love_to-have-without-holding-learning-to-love_1912965.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fe/marge-piercy-2610_hard-love_to-have-without-holding-learning-to-love_1912965.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fe/marge-piercy-2610_hard-love_to-have-without-holding-learning-to-love_1912965.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“To Have Without Holding: Learning to love differently is hard, love with the hands wide open, love with the…” — Marge Piercy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 36, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Our father was a rumor, an echo, something only to be seen out of the corner of your eye. Our father was a woodsman, arms like tree limbs, beard as if born from bear, disappearing for days, for weeks, returning with so many things—tiny bird skulls, beads on a string, flowers for mother with purple blossoms and veiny leaves. The wood was stacked along one side of the cabin as high as it could go, the steady chop, the split of the timber, just part of the day, or so we were told. Our father was the cold creek that ran south of our home, filled with silver-backed fish with blood-orange meat, whispering every time we neared it, quenching our thirst, promises of sleepy peace if only we'd step a bit closer. Our father was the frosty moon that pasted the land with silence as our breath formed clouds of pain, feet bruised and bleeding, his laughter running over the mountain, guiding us down one ravine and up the other, wandering from hill to valley and back, some elusive destination always out of reach. Our father was time, stretched in every direction, elastic as a rubber band, as slow and anchored as a wall of granite, our eyes closing, waking up sore, grey where black had been. All lies. Everything she had ever told us was a lie. She never loved us, or it wouldn't be like this. (from \"Asking for Forgiveness.\")”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Richard Thomas" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-thomas/our-father-was-a-rumor-an-echo-something-only-to-be-seen-out-of-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/572/richard-thomas-38272_asking-for-forgivene_our-father-was-a-rumor-an-echo-something_3057346.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/572/richard-thomas-38272_asking-for-forgivene_our-father-was-a-rumor-an-echo-something_3057346.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/572/richard-thomas-38272_asking-for-forgivene_our-father-was-a-rumor-an-echo-something_3057346.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Our father was a rumor, an echo, something only to be seen out of the corner of your eye. Our father was a…” — Richard Thomas", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 37, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Just about every kid in America wished they could be Kyle Keeley. Especially when he zoomed across their TV screens as a flaming squirrel in a holiday commercial for Squirrel Squad Six, the hysterically crazy new Lemoncello video game. Kyle’s friends Akimi Hughes and Sierra Russell were also in that commercial. They thumbed controllers and tried to blast Kyle out of the sky. He dodged every rubber band, coconut custard pie, mud clod, and wadded-up sock ball they flung his way. It was awesome. In the commercial for Mr. Lemoncello’s See Ya, Wouldn’t Want to Be Ya board game, Kyle starred as the yellow pawn. His head became the bubble tip at the top of the playing piece. Kyle’s buddy Miguel Fernandez was the green pawn. Kyle and Miguel slid around the life-size game like hockey pucks. When Miguel landed on the same square as Kyle, that meant Kyle’s pawn had to be bumped back to the starting line. “See ya!” shouted Miguel. “Wouldn’t want to be ya!” Kyle was yanked up off the ground by a hidden cable and hurled backward, soaring above the board. It was also awesome. But Kyle’s absolute favorite starring role was in the commercial for Mr. Lemoncello’s You Seriously Can’t Say That game, where the object was to get your teammates to guess the word on your card without using any of the forbidden words listed on the same card. Akimi, Sierra, Miguel, and the perpetually perky Haley Daley sat on a circular couch and played the guessers. Kyle stood in front of them as the clue giver. “Salsa,” said Kyle. “Nachos!” said Akimi. A buzzer sounded. Akimi’s guess was wrong. Kyle tried again. “Horseradish sauce!” “Something nobody ever eats,” said Haley. Another buzzer. Kyle goofed up and said one of the forbidden words: “Ketchup!” SPLAT! Fifty gallons of syrupy, goopy tomato sauce slimed him from above. It oozed down his face and dribbled off his ears. Everybody laughed. So Kyle, who loved being the class clown almost as much as he loved playing (and winning) Mr. Lemoncello’s wacky games, went ahead and read the whole list of banned words as quickly as he could. “Mustard-mayonnaise-pickle-relish.” SQUOOSH! He was drenched by buckets of yellow glop, white sludge, and chunky green gunk. The slop slid along his sleeves, trickled into his pants, and puddled on the floor. His four friends busted a gut laughing at Kyle, who was soaked in more “condiments” (the word on his card) than a mile-”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chris Grabenstein" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-grabenstein/just-about-every-kid-in-america-wished-they-could-be-kyle-keeley-2/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d2/chris-grabenstein-24060_class-clown_just-about-every-kid-in-america-wished-t_1762454.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d2/chris-grabenstein-24060_class-clown_just-about-every-kid-in-america-wished-t_1762454.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d2/chris-grabenstein-24060_class-clown_just-about-every-kid-in-america-wished-t_1762454.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Just about every kid in America wished they could be Kyle Keeley. 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I let out a short breath through my nose. Good one, Alex. I close the jewelry box and shake my head, missing her tremendously. I wish she never went back to boarding school, and I don’t understand her sudden change of plans. What did they fight about? What could have been so bad?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kaui Hart Hemmings" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kaui-hart-hemmings/i-look-in-the-jewelry-box-where-joanie-found-the-drugs-she-showed-me/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/331/kaui-hart-hemmings-13772_alex-king_i-look-in-the-jewelry-box-where-joanie-f_2145697.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/331/kaui-hart-hemmings-13772_alex-king_i-look-in-the-jewelry-box-where-joanie-f_2145697.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/331/kaui-hart-hemmings-13772_alex-king_i-look-in-the-jewelry-box-where-joanie-f_2145697.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I look in the jewelry box where Joanie found the drugs. 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Kyle and Miguel slid around the life-size game like hockey pucks. When Miguel landed on the same square as Kyle, that meant Kyle’s pawn had to be bumped back to the starting line. “See ya!” shouted Miguel. “Wouldn’t want to be ya!” Kyle was yanked up off the ground by a hidden cable and hurled backward, soaring above the board. It was also awesome. But Kyle’s absolute favorite starring role was in the commercial for Mr. Lemoncello’s You Seriously Can’t Say That game, where the object was to get your teammates to guess the word on your card without using any of the forbidden words listed on the same card. Akimi, Sierra, Miguel, and the perpetually perky Haley Daley sat on a circular couch and played the guessers. Kyle stood in front of them as the clue giver. “Salsa,” said Kyle. “Nachos!” said Akimi. A buzzer sounded. Akimi’s guess was wrong. Kyle tried again. “Horseradish sauce!” “Something nobody ever eats,” said Haley. Another buzzer. 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