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title: "37 Ron Burgundy Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 37 Ron Burgundy quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Ron Burgundy sayings and thoughts."
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> [Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and here's what happening in your world tonight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-burgundy/good-evening-i-m-ron-burgundy-and-here-s-what-happening-in-your-world/)

[Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-burgundy/)

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> [You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgundy/)

Anchorman

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> [For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/for-just-one-night-let-s-not-be-co-workers-let-s-be-co-people-ron/)

Anchorman

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> [I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-m-in-a-glass-case-of-emotion-ron-burgundy/)

Anchorman

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> [Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/youve-got-a-dirty-whorish-mouth-ron-burgundy/)

Anchorman

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> [The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman-2/the-tooth-fairy-s-exposed-breast-made-the-child-uncomfortable-ron/)

[Anchorman 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman-2/)

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> [It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/it-s-so-damn-hot-milk-was-a-bad-choice-ron-burgundy/)

Anchorman

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> [I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you. -Wes Mantooth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-hate-you-ron-burgundy-i-hate-you-wes-mantooth/)

Anchorman

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> [ Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy \[to waiter\] ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ill-have-three-fingers-of-glenlivet-with-a-little-bit-of-pepper-and/)

Anchorman

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> [I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman-2/i-m-not-trying-to-be-funny-but-are-you-sure-he-s-not-a-midget-with-a/)

[Anchorman 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman-2/)

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> [Anchorman' is my favorite movie of all time and Ron Burgundy is one of my favorite characters of all time. It's my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eva-mendes/anchorman-is-my-favorite-movie-of-all-time-and-ron-burgundy-is-one-of/)

[Eva Mendes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eva-mendes/)

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> [CNN wants me to tell the news in a way that seems genuine and authentic. They don't want me to be Ron…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-tapper/cnn-wants-me-to-tell-the-news-in-a-way-that-seems-genuine-and/)

[Jake Tapper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-tapper/)

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> [I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-m-gonna-punch-you-in-the-ovary-that-s-what-i-m-gonna-do-a-straight/)

Anchorman

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> [If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman-2/if-you-ve-got-an-ass-like-the-north-star-wise-men-are-gonna-want-to/)

[Anchorman 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman-2/)

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> [Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/bob-dylan-once-wrote-the-times-they-are-a-changin-ron-burgundy-had/)

Anchorman

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> [I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-love-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch-here-it-goes-down-down-into-my/)

Anchorman

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> [What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/what-you-pooped-in-the-refrigerator-and-you-ate-the-whole-wheel-of/)

Anchorman

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> [I'd watch the news with my dad, and he'd quietly mock the anchors. An anchorman might say, 'Police are searching for...' and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-rushin/i-d-watch-the-news-with-my-dad-and-he-d-quietly-mock-the-anchors-an/)

[Steve Rushin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-rushin/)

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> [Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/oh-audrey-i-look-like-hell-i-got-bags-under-my-eyes-whats-that-well/)

Anchorman

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> [“I stand here (I write standing up) and I say, “No!” No, this book will NOT be lost! This book is necessary.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-burgundy/i-stand-here-i-write-standing-up-and-i-say-no-no-this-book-will-not/)

[Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-burgundy/)

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> [Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/bartender-you-know-times-are-changing-ladies-can-do-stuff-now-and-you/)

Anchorman

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> [Ron Burgundy - How are you? You look awfully nice tonight hmm. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ron-burgundy-how-are-you-you-look-awfully-nice-tonight-hmm-maybe-don/)

Anchorman

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> [Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/im-a-man-who-discovered-the-wheel-and-built-the-eiffel-tower-out-of/)

Anchorman

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> [The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody else could have played.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-simmons/the-hardest-achievement-in-acting-in-my-opinion-anyway-is-nailing-a/)

[Bill Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-simmons/)

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> [The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/the-arsonist-has-oddly-shaped-feet-ron-burgundy/)

Anchorman

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> [I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman-2/i-m-so-lonely-i-paid-a-hobo-to-spoon-with-me-ron-burgundy/)

[Anchorman 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman-2/)

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> [No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman-2/no-offense-but-you-are-a-stupid-asshole-ron-burgundy/)

[Anchorman 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman-2/)

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> [The human torch was denied a bank loan. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/the-human-torch-was-denied-a-bank-loan-ron-burgundy/)

Anchorman

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> [Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/last-time-i-looked-in-the-dictionary-my-name-s-ron-burgundy-ron/)

Anchorman

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> [You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/you-re-so-wise-you-re-like-a-miniature-buddha-covered-with-hair-ron/)

Anchorman

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> [By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John! -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman-2/by-the-hymen-of-olivia-newton-john-ron-burgundy/)

[Anchorman 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman-2/)

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> [Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman-2/andre-the-giant-gave-a-surprisingly-nimble-foot-rub-ron-burgundy/)

[Anchorman 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman-2/)

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> [Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA! -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman-2/who-the-hell-is-julius-ceasar-you-know-i-don-t-follow-the-nba-ron/)

[Anchorman 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman-2/)

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> [It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman-2/it-s-pronounced-sawn-dee-ayy-go-ron-burgundy/)

[Anchorman 2](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anchorman-2/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25d/anchorman-2-35156_quote_it-s-pronounced-sawn-dee-ayy-go-ron-burg_383572.jpg)

> [Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ron-burgundy-you-stay-classy-san-diego-i-m-ron-burgundy-ed-harken/)

Anchorman

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28b/anchorman-18945_question-mark_ron-burgundy-you-stay-classy-san-diego-i_946222.jpg)

> [Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/veronica-corningstone-for-the-entire-channel-4-news-team-i-m-veronica/)

Anchorman

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> [Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/well-i-could-be-wrong-but-i-believe-uh-diversity-is-an-old-old-wooden/)

Anchorman

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