--- title: "22 Ron Burgundy Quotes By Anchorman" description: "22 Ron Burgundy quotes by Anchorman. Plus more from Anchorman and more Ron Burgundy sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41d/anchorman-18945_smelly_you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgu_2606066.jpg" --- > [You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgundy/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41d/anchorman-18945_smelly_you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgu_2606066.jpg) > [For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/for-just-one-night-let-s-not-be-co-workers-let-s-be-co-people-ron/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71b/anchorman-18945_quote_for-just-one-night-let-s-not-be-co-worke_403030.jpg) > [I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-m-in-a-glass-case-of-emotion-ron-burgundy/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed8/anchorman-18945_quote_i-m-in-a-glass-case-of-emotion-ron-burgu_1804452.jpg) > [Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/youve-got-a-dirty-whorish-mouth-ron-burgundy/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/216/anchorman-18945_dirty_youve-got-a-dirty-whorish-mouth-ron-burg_3190030.jpg) > [It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/it-s-so-damn-hot-milk-was-a-bad-choice-ron-burgundy/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/686/anchorman-18945_quote_it-s-so-damn-hot-milk-was-a-bad-choice-r_1976306.jpg) > [I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you. -Wes Mantooth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-hate-you-ron-burgundy-i-hate-you-wes-mantooth/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89e/anchorman-18945_hate_i-hate-you-ron-burgundy-i-hate-you-wes-m_2855859.jpg) > [The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/the-arsonist-has-oddly-shaped-feet-ron-burgundy/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/anchorman-18945_arsonist_the-arsonist-has-oddly-shaped-feet-ron-b_2715651.jpg) > [The human torch was denied a bank loan. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/the-human-torch-was-denied-a-bank-loan-ron-burgundy/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/115/anchorman-18945_quote_the-human-torch-was-denied-a-bank-loan-r_2252290.jpg) > [ Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy \[to waiter\] ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ill-have-three-fingers-of-glenlivet-with-a-little-bit-of-pepper-and/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0e/anchorman-18945_quote_ill-have-three-fingers-of-glenlivet-with_2172872.jpg) > [I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-m-gonna-punch-you-in-the-ovary-that-s-what-i-m-gonna-do-a-straight/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f19/anchorman-18945_quote_i-m-gonna-punch-you-in-the-ovary-that-s_1460327.jpg) > [Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/bob-dylan-once-wrote-the-times-they-are-a-changin-ron-burgundy-had/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48d/anchorman-18945_bob-dylan_bob-dylan-once-wrote-the-times-they-are_2331576.jpg) > [I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-love-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch-here-it-goes-down-down-into-my/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/anchorman-18945_quote_i-love-scotch-scotchy-scotch-scotch-here_2135001.jpg) > [Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ron-burgundy-you-stay-classy-san-diego-i-m-ron-burgundy-ed-harken/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28b/anchorman-18945_question-mark_ron-burgundy-you-stay-classy-san-diego-i_946222.jpg) > [Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/veronica-corningstone-for-the-entire-channel-4-news-team-i-m-veronica/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c2/anchorman-18945_san-diego_veronica-corningstone-for-the-entire-cha_595175.jpg) > [Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/well-i-could-be-wrong-but-i-believe-uh-diversity-is-an-old-old-wooden/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/439/anchorman-18945_civil-war_well-i-could-be-wrong-but-i-believe-uh-d_1961889.jpg) > [What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/what-you-pooped-in-the-refrigerator-and-you-ate-the-whole-wheel-of/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a6/anchorman-18945_quote_what-you-pooped-in-the-refrigerator-and_1523617.jpg) > [Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/oh-audrey-i-look-like-hell-i-got-bags-under-my-eyes-whats-that-well/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/622/anchorman-18945_ron-burgundy_oh-audrey-i-look-like-hell-i-got-bags-un_2777585.jpg) > [Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/bartender-you-know-times-are-changing-ladies-can-do-stuff-now-and-you/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/086/anchorman-18945_spanish_bartender-you-know-times-are-changing-la_1060448.jpg) > [Ron Burgundy - How are you? You look awfully nice tonight hmm. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ron-burgundy-how-are-you-you-look-awfully-nice-tonight-hmm-maybe-don/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c5/anchorman-18945_next-time_ron-burgundy-how-are-you-you-look-awfull_2639490.jpg) > [Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/im-a-man-who-discovered-the-wheel-and-built-the-eiffel-tower-out-of/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f04/anchorman-18945_eiffel-tower_im-a-man-who-discovered-the-wheel-and-bu_2149689.jpg) > [Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/last-time-i-looked-in-the-dictionary-my-name-s-ron-burgundy-ron/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f9/anchorman-18945_last-time_last-time-i-looked-in-the-dictionary-my_1193004.jpg) > [You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/you-re-so-wise-you-re-like-a-miniature-buddha-covered-with-hair-ron/) Anchorman [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/625/anchorman-18945_wise_you-re-so-wise-you-re-like-a-miniature-b_2883701.jpg) ## Other authors on Ron Burgundy ## More by Anchorman > [Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/oh-ron-there-are-literally-thousands-of-other-men-that-i-should-be/) Anchorman > [Take me to Pleasure Town. - Veronica Corningstone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/take-me-to-pleasure-town-veronica-corningstone/) Anchorman > [What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on. -Wes Mantooth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/what-you-guys-can-t-say-one-thing-even-the-guy-that-can-t-think-said/) Anchorman > [For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/for-just-one-night-let-s-not-be-co-workers-let-s-be-co-people-ron/) Anchorman > [No, she gets a special cologne Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries Yep, its made with bits of real…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/no-she-gets-a-special-cologne-its-called-sex-panther-by-odeon-its/) Anchorman > [Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/veronica-corningstone-for-the-entire-channel-4-news-team-i-m-veronica/) Anchorman > [I don't know what we're yelling about! - Brick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-don-t-know-what-we-re-yelling-about-brick/) Anchorman > [Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/ron-burgundy-you-stay-classy-san-diego-i-m-ron-burgundy-ed-harken/) Anchorman > [I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming! -Champ Kind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-woke-up-on-the-floor-of-some-japanese-family-s-rec-room-and-they/) Anchorman > [Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/bartender-you-know-times-are-changing-ladies-can-do-stuff-now-and-you/) Anchorman > [Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/last-time-i-looked-in-the-dictionary-my-name-s-ron-burgundy-ron/) Anchorman > [I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-m-gonna-punch-you-in-the-ovary-that-s-what-i-m-gonna-do-a-straight/) Anchorman > [What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/what-you-pooped-in-the-refrigerator-and-you-ate-the-whole-wheel-of/) Anchorman > [I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/i-m-in-a-glass-case-of-emotion-ron-burgundy/) Anchorman > [Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/well-i-could-be-wrong-but-i-believe-uh-diversity-is-an-old-old-wooden/) Anchorman ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ron-burgundy/anchorman/#itemlist", "name": "22 Ron Burgundy Quotes By Anchorman", "numberOfItems": 22, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anchorman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgundy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41d/anchorman-18945_smelly_you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgu_2606066.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41d/anchorman-18945_smelly_you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgu_2606066.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41d/anchorman-18945_smelly_you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgu_2606066.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy” — Anchorman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "For just one night let's not be Co-workers. 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