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title: "4 Roman Candle Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Roman Candle quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Roman Candle sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Oh, just a minute, Mrs. Carr. What department at Bonney’s does your husband work in?” “The Roman candle department.” It made me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fredric-brown/oh-just-a-minute-mrs-carr-what-department-at-bonney-s-does-your/)

[Fredric Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fredric-brown/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8da/fredric-brown-33365_lucky-man_oh-just-a-minute-mrs-carr-what-departmen_253190.jpg)

> [When u stick the tampen in it looks like a roman candle - We're The Millers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unkown/when-u-stick-the-tampen-in-it-looks-like-a-roman-candle-we-re-the/)

[Unkown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unkown/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1d/unkown-98_funny_when-u-stick-the-tampen-in-it-looks-like_2013400.jpg)

> ['Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeph-jacques/light-fuse-and-get-away-may-work-for-a-roman-candle-but-not-so-much/)

[Jeph Jacques](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeph-jacques/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efe/jeph-jacques-29234_candle_light-fuse-and-get-away-may-work-for-a-r_2285620.jpg)

> [“It looked like a Roman candle to me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-wells/it-looked-like-a-roman-candle-to-me/)

[Mike Wells](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-wells/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f32/mike-wells-34318_candle_it-looked-like-a-roman-candle-to-me-2739_2739660.png)

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