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> [“When single you are,” Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, “get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/when-single-you-are-roger-said-imitating-yoda-dispensing-advice-to/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

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## More by Sean Kennedy

> [“And suddenly I was lying on the floor looking up at the ceiling, my face numb. At least, numb until the adrenaline vanished and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/and-suddenly-i-was-lying-on-the-floor-looking-up-at-the-ceiling-my/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“Women and gay guys always get stuck with that image that they couldn’t possibly be interested in the game itself—it had to be the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/women-and-gay-guys-always-get-stuck-with-that-image-that-they-couldn/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“Don't I always tell you to never listen to me?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/don-t-i-always-tell-you-to-never-listen-to-me/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“This is for those times when I want to take his hand, or he wants to take mine, but we don’t feel safe enough.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/this-is-for-those-times-when-i-want-to-take-his-hand-or-he-wants-to/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“What I do think, however, is that when you're writing about a minority, you must show respect for them and be careful not to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/what-i-do-think-however-is-that-when-you-re-writing-about-a-minority/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“I guess “rut” isn’t the right word. A rut is something you subconsciously want to get out of. The thing is, when I admitted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/i-guess-rut-isn-t-the-right-word-a-rut-is-something-you/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“He’s a hero!” I scoffed. “Apparently there’s Batman, Wonder Woman, and Greg Heyward. He’s replacing Superman in the Holy Trinity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/he-s-a-hero-i-scoffed-apparently-there-s-batman-wonder-woman-and-greg/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“So what are you going to wear?” I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/so-what-are-you-going-to-wear-i-looked-at-her-wondering-if-she/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“Do you want to know what one definition of bizarre might be? Driving to your closeted boyfriend's pretend-girlfriend's house to watch them prepare for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/do-you-want-to-know-what-one-definition-of-bizarre-might-be-driving/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“Don't question anything too much. Just take things as they happen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/don-t-question-anything-too-much-just-take-things-as-they-happen/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“When single you are,” Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, “get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/when-single-you-are-roger-said-imitating-yoda-dispensing-advice-to/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“So, what are you going to wear?" I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/so-what-are-you-going-to-wear-i-looked-at-her-wondering-if-she-2/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“I would never have broken up with you," I said earnestly. "I'm more miserable without you than I am with you." As soon as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/i-would-never-have-broken-up-with-you-i-said-earnestly-i-m-more/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“It's just going to add to him thinking that I am a crazy, wanky, greenie, hybriddriving hippie," I complained. "Has he seen your bomb…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/it-s-just-going-to-add-to-him-thinking-that-i-am-a-crazy-wanky/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

> [“Fran laughed. “I still feel like we’re kids, but just pretending to be adults. I thought there would be this turning point where you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/fran-laughed-i-still-feel-like-we-re-kids-but-just-pretending-to-be/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

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