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> [“Roger said, 'I don't know about having a shrink around all the time. Are you analyzing me right now?' Sophie rolled her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lane/roger-said-i-don-t-know-about-having-a-shrink-around-all-the-time-are/)

[Jennifer Lane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lane/)

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> [“How far was that? On March 1 he told us the chest x-ray looked clear, except for a shadow that was probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-monette/how-far-was-that-on-march-1-he-told-us-the-chest-x-ray-looked-clear/)

[Paul Monette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-monette/)

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> [“When single you are,” Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, “get laid you can. When married you get, make love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-kennedy/when-single-you-are-roger-said-imitating-yoda-dispensing-advice-to/)

[Sean Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-kennedy/)

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> [“I generally give the title-page a fair chance," Roger said. "Once can't always judge books merely by the cover.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-williams/i-generally-give-the-title-page-a-fair-chance-roger-said-once-can-t/)

[Charles Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-williams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d7/charles-williams-12379_book_i-generally-give-the-title-page-a-fair-c_2170137.jpg)

> [“Roger that," he said. "No tweets, no grams, no carrier pigeons.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-heaney/roger-that-he-said-no-tweets-no-grams-no-carrier-pigeons/)

[Katie Heaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-heaney/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/980/katie-heaney-15920_tweets_roger-that-he-said-no-tweets-no-grams-no_2871653.jpg)

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