--- title: "29 Robert Pattinson Quotes by 27 authors" description: "Browse 29 Robert Pattinson quotes by 27 authors. Discover the best Robert Pattinson sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77b/megan-fox-1243_pretty_i-want-to-be-as-pretty-as-robert-pattins_2491014.jpg" --- > [I want to be as pretty as Robert Pattinson.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-fox/i-want-to-be-as-pretty-as-robert-pattinson/) [Megan Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-fox/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77b/megan-fox-1243_pretty_i-want-to-be-as-pretty-as-robert-pattins_2491014.jpg) > [Robert Pattinson is rebel cool incarnated -- the James Dean of the undead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-wolcott/robert-pattinson-is-rebel-cool-incarnated-the-james-dean-of-the-undead/) [James Wolcott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-wolcott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0a/james-wolcott-8178_dean_robert-pattinson-is-rebel-cool-incarnate_2302199.png) > [I did Robert Pattinson's first live interview for 'Twilight' and he was so nervous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-garraway/i-did-robert-pattinson-s-first-live-interview-for-twilight-and-he-was/) [Kate Garraway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-garraway/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b9/kate-garraway-6524_he_i-did-robert-pattinson-s-first-live-inte_2986061.jpg) > [ When I met \[Robert Pattinson\], he literally didn't make any impression on me. He's quiet, and he's not very outgoing. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-greene/when-i-met-robert-pattinson-he-literally-didn-t-make-any-impression/) [Ashley Greene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-greene/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd5/ashley-greene-4512_impression_when-i-met-robert-pattinson-he-literally_2234082.png) > [Romance is diffcult for some celebrities. If the media finds out you’re dating Robert Pattinson, you’re screwed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stana-katic/romance-is-diffcult-for-some-celebrities-if-the-media-finds-out-you/) [Stana Katic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stana-katic/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/294/stana-katic-11457_dating_romance-is-diffcult-for-some-celebrities_1042486.jpg) > [“Of course I'd hallucinate a zebra. Why couldn't I dream up Robert Pattinson or, better yet, a river of Gatorade?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-matson/of-course-i-d-hallucinate-a-zebra-why-couldn-t-i-dream-up-robert/) Lynne Matson [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a05/lynne-matson-71131_robert-pattinson_of-course-i-d-hallucinate-a-zebra-why-co_2763963.jpg) > [Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again -- just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/robert-pattinson-should-not-take-back-kristen-stewart-she-cheated-on/) [Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b2/donald-trump-18_can-do_robert-pattinson-should-not-take-back-kr_1986785.jpg) > [I thought Robert Pattinson was so brilliant in 'The King.' I think he's quite comical in it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-hechinger/i-thought-robert-pattinson-was-so-brilliant-in-the-king-i-think-he-s/) [Fred Hechinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-hechinger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb0/fred-hechinger-5659_brilliant_i-thought-robert-pattinson-was-so-brilli_1206619.jpg) > [Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/robert-pattinson-must-be-the-only-guy-in-the-world-who-enjoys-his/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9e/anonymous-1_funny_robert-pattinson-must-be-the-only-guy-in_147943.jpg) > [“When you put it that way, yuck. I guess when I think of vampire, I picture Brad Pitt or Robert Pattinson. More…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aileen-erin/when-you-put-it-that-way-yuck-i-guess-when-i-think-of-vampire-i/) [Aileen Erin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aileen-erin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/861/aileen-erin-35734_vampire_when-you-put-it-that-way-yuck-i-guess-wh_3056609.jpg) > [Robert Pattinson is an incredibly gifted actor. Every role that Pattinson plays is a contender for an acting award.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greig-fraser/robert-pattinson-is-an-incredibly-gifted-actor-every-role-that/) [Greig Fraser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greig-fraser/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c12/greig-fraser-11649_acting_robert-pattinson-is-an-incredibly-gifted_2081555.jpg) > [Look, some days, you have to film a sequence in which the rain is pounding down on someone and you're just turning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-eggers/look-some-days-you-have-to-film-a-sequence-in-which-the-rain-is/) [Robert Eggers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-eggers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/243/robert-eggers-6047_camera_look-some-days-you-have-to-film-a-sequen_2286394.jpg) > [Robert Pattinson has the face of a film-noir dupe. It's a face that is searching and open and kind. It's a face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wesley-morris/robert-pattinson-has-the-face-of-a-film-noir-dupe-it-s-a-face-that-is/) [Wesley Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wesley-morris/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/720/wesley-morris-8047_certain_robert-pattinson-has-the-face-of-a-film_2150710.png) > [I have these surreal moments where I’m like ‘I’m pregnant with Jake Gyllenhaal’s baby’ and ‘I’m telling Robert Pattinson that he smells…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-gadon/i-have-these-surreal-moments-where-i-m-like-i-m-pregnant-with-jake/) [Sarah Gadon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-gadon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/880/sarah-gadon-19257_acting_i-have-these-surreal-moments-where-i-m-l_420711.jpg) > [I think any girl would throw me under a bus to be within five feet of Robert Pattinson. I actually think he's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-wesley/i-think-any-girl-would-throw-me-under-a-bus-to-be-within-five-feet-of/) [Paul Wesley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-wesley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/444/paul-wesley-13040_attractive_i-think-any-girl-would-throw-me-under-a_380907.jpg) > [The Host' is very much in the same vein as 'Twilight', and there's clearly a huge fan base out there. But I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-irons/the-host-is-very-much-in-the-same-vein-as-twilight-and-there-s/) [Max Irons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-irons/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60e/max-irons-12586_fame_the-host-is-very-much-in-the-same-vein-a_1400922.jpg) > [“Bueno, he estado llamándome Scarlet Pattinson durante varias semanas. ¿Has visto a Robert Pattinson? El más ardiente. Hombre. En toda la vida.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/bueno-he-estado-llam-ndome-scarlet-pattinson-durante-varias-semanas/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60e/gena-showalter-541_amor_bueno-he-estado-llam-ndome-scarlet-patti_1212115.png) > [I think Robert Pattinson handled himself very well in all of this craziness but I don't think there is any specific way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-lautner/i-think-robert-pattinson-handled-himself-very-well-in-all-of-this/) [Taylor Lautner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-lautner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37b/taylor-lautner-7607_prepare_i-think-robert-pattinson-handled-himself_589513.jpg) > [If I have a look around at the moment I feel great relief because finally others are entering the limelight. Men like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jude-law/if-i-have-a-look-around-at-the-moment-i-feel-great-relief-because-2/) [Jude Law](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jude-law/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ee/jude-law-8582_always_if-i-have-a-look-around-at-the-moment-i_2803180.jpg) > [I mean, Robert Pattinson. No, I’m kidding, I shouldn’t say that. He’s actually really nice. My neighbour works with him and said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diego-klattenhoff/i-mean-robert-pattinson-no-i-m-kidding-i-shouldn-t-say-that-he-s/) [Diego Klattenhoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diego-klattenhoff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/447/diego-klattenhoff-14767_being-honest_i-mean-robert-pattinson-no-i-m-kidding-i_1639518.jpg) > [“New Rule: Stop putting all those pillows on the bed. Attention, interior designers, hotel maids, and real housewives of New Jersey: It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-stop-putting-all-those-pillows-on-the-bed-attention-interior/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e9/bill-maher-211_bedroom_new-rule-stop-putting-all-those-pillows_2560423.jpg) > [Well I've been calling myself Scarlet Pattinson for several weeks. Have you seen Robert Pattinson? Hottest. Man. Ever. And no, I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/well-i-ve-been-calling-myself-scarlet-pattinson-for-several-weeks/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/818/gena-showalter-541_angel_well-i-ve-been-calling-myself-scarlet-pa_592382.jpg) > [I love Twilight. I'm obsessed. Obsessed. I cannot go to sleep without reading. It's so funny because I saw the movie before…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julianne-hough/i-love-twilight-i-m-obsessed-obsessed-i-cannot-go-to-sleep-without/) [Julianne Hough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julianne-hough/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1a/julianne-hough-4822_books_i-love-twilight-i-m-obsessed-obsessed-i_560295.jpg) > [“He looks a bit like Robert Pattinson—if you genetically spliced him with Buzz Lightyear. He has dark, quiffy hair and wide-spaced eyes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-alderson/he-looks-a-bit-like-robert-pattinson-if-you-genetically-spliced-him/) [Sarah Alderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-alderson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cd/sarah-alderson-9260_quote_he-looks-a-bit-like-robert-pattinson-if_2133122.jpg) > [If I have a look around at the moment I feel great relief because finally others are entering the limelight. Men like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jude-law/if-i-have-a-look-around-at-the-moment-i-feel-great-relief-because/) [Jude Law](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jude-law/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/617/jude-law-8582_actor_if-i-have-a-look-around-at-the-moment-i_2424439.jpg) > [“Teenage Turn-Ons As played by Robert Pattinson in the Twilight Saga movies, Edward has a certain physical sex appeal thanks in part…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-l-enright/teenage-turn-ons-as-played-by-robert-pattinson-in-the-twilight-saga/) Laura L. Enright [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/044/laura-l-enright-109222_bad-boy_teenage-turn-ons-as-played-by-robert-pat_2969636.jpg) > [“WOMAN: Hi, where are your copies of Breaking Dawn? I can't see any on the shelf. BOOKSELLER: Sorry, I think we’ve sold…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-campbell/woman-hi-where-are-your-copies-of-breaking-dawn-i-can-t-see-any-on/) [Jen Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-campbell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a80/jen-campbell-17791_books_woman-hi-where-are-your-copies-of-breaki_2500974.jpg) > [You see Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson, what they go through, and dude, that's not as exciting as it looks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-pine/you-see-justin-bieber-and-robert-pattinson-what-they-go-through-and/) [Chris Pine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-pine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd4/chris-pine-2168_dude_you-see-justin-bieber-and-robert-pattins_2908685.png) > [“But assholes like Darus, and Lohr Varius--with his public weirdness and declarations of king vampire bullshit, fed the stigma and misconceptions like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-hussey/but-assholes-like-darus-and-lohr-varius-with-his-public-weirdness-and/) [C.D. Hussey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-hussey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78c/c-d-hussey-22524_robert-pattinson_but-assholes-like-darus-and-lohr-varius_2298893.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/robert-pattinson/#itemlist", "name": "Robert Pattinson Quotes", "numberOfItems": 29, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I want to be as pretty as Robert Pattinson.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Megan Fox" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-fox/i-want-to-be-as-pretty-as-robert-pattinson/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77b/megan-fox-1243_pretty_i-want-to-be-as-pretty-as-robert-pattins_2491014.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77b/megan-fox-1243_pretty_i-want-to-be-as-pretty-as-robert-pattins_2491014.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77b/megan-fox-1243_pretty_i-want-to-be-as-pretty-as-robert-pattins_2491014.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I want to be as pretty as Robert Pattinson.” — Megan Fox", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Robert Pattinson is rebel cool incarnated -- the James Dean of the undead.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "James Wolcott" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-wolcott/robert-pattinson-is-rebel-cool-incarnated-the-james-dean-of-the-undead/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0a/james-wolcott-8178_dean_robert-pattinson-is-rebel-cool-incarnate_2302199.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0a/james-wolcott-8178_dean_robert-pattinson-is-rebel-cool-incarnate_2302199.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0a/james-wolcott-8178_dean_robert-pattinson-is-rebel-cool-incarnate_2302199.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Robert Pattinson is rebel cool incarnated -- the James Dean of the undead.” — James Wolcott", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I did Robert Pattinson's first live interview for 'Twilight' and he was so nervous.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kate Garraway" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-garraway/i-did-robert-pattinson-s-first-live-interview-for-twilight-and-he-was/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b9/kate-garraway-6524_he_i-did-robert-pattinson-s-first-live-inte_2986061.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b9/kate-garraway-6524_he_i-did-robert-pattinson-s-first-live-inte_2986061.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b9/kate-garraway-6524_he_i-did-robert-pattinson-s-first-live-inte_2986061.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I did Robert Pattinson's first live interview for 'Twilight' and he was so nervous.” — Kate Garraway", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When I met [Robert Pattinson], he literally didn't make any impression on me. 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I’m making a lot of assumptions here and the only two that I can safely claim are true are the ones about him being neither a vampire nor a space ranger.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sarah Alderson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-alderson/he-looks-a-bit-like-robert-pattinson-if-you-genetically-spliced-him/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cd/sarah-alderson-9260_quote_he-looks-a-bit-like-robert-pattinson-if_2133122.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cd/sarah-alderson-9260_quote_he-looks-a-bit-like-robert-pattinson-if_2133122.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cd/sarah-alderson-9260_quote_he-looks-a-bit-like-robert-pattinson-if_2133122.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He looks a bit like Robert Pattinson—if you genetically spliced him with Buzz Lightyear. 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