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title: "8 Rob Bank Quotes by 8 authors"
description: "Browse 8 Rob Bank quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Rob Bank sayings and thoughts."
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> [What do you want me to do, rob a bank?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-mcguigan/what-do-you-want-me-to-do-rob-a-bank/)

[Barry McGuigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-mcguigan/)

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> [If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/if-you-have-a-gun-you-can-rob-a-bank-but-if-you-have-a-bank-you-can/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba3/bill-maher-211_bank_if-you-have-a-gun-you-can-rob-a-bank-but_184266.png)

> [I want to rob a bank so much - and I'm from the Midwest, so we have like one bank, no security…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kellan-lutz/i-want-to-rob-a-bank-so-much-and-i-m-from-the-midwest-so-we-have-like/)

[Kellan Lutz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kellan-lutz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b12/kellan-lutz-2950_bank_i-want-to-rob-a-bank-so-much-and-i-m-fro_734084.png)

> [Best way to rob a bank is to own one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-k-black/best-way-to-rob-a-bank-is-to-own-one/)

[William K. Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-k-black/)

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> [“She smiled at him like they were about to rob a bank together.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-kushner/she-smiled-at-him-like-they-were-about-to-rob-a-bank-together/)

[Rachel Kushner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-kushner/)

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> [Give a man a gun he will rob a bank, give a man a bank and he will rob the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/give-a-man-a-gun-he-will-rob-a-bank-give-a-man-a-bank-and-he-will-rob/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I could rob a bank and no one would notice me, but Rock Hudson! He's a movie star.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-berry/i-could-rob-a-bank-and-no-one-would-notice-me-but-rock-hudson-he-s-a/)

[Ken Berry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-berry/)

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> [Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thegr81/give-a-man-a-gun-and-he-can-rob-a-bank-give-a-man-a-bank-and-he-can/)

[Thegr81](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thegr81/)

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