--- title: "1 Rings Asshole Quotes By Lisa McMann" description: "1 Rings Asshole quotes by Lisa McMann. Plus more from Lisa McMann and more Rings Asshole sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b77/lisa-mcmann-4356_asshole_the-phone-rings-asshole-she-mutters-she_627976.png" --- > [The phone rings. “Asshole,” she mutters. She picks it up. “Will you let me explain?” “No.” She hangs up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/the-phone-rings-asshole-she-mutters-she-picks-it-up-will-you-let-me/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b77/lisa-mcmann-4356_asshole_the-phone-rings-asshole-she-mutters-she_627976.png) ## More by Lisa McMann > [Captain looks at Janie closely. "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," she says. 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And there are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/she-sits-in-the-driveway-freezing-for-thirty-six-minutes-arguing-with/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [“She opens her eyes slowly. It takes her a moment to adjust to the bright kitchen light, shining in her eyes. "Can we rearrange…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/she-opens-her-eyes-slowly-it-takes-her-a-moment-to-adjust-to-the/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [“She knows some of her thoughts are irrational. She knows it and has always known it, even in fifth grade, when she used to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/she-knows-some-of-her-thoughts-are-irrational-she-knows-it-and-has/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [“No choice is best”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/no-choice-is-best/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [Hippie said he couldn't stay. Be back tomorrow -Love,Mom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/hippie-said-he-couldn-t-stay-be-back-tomorrow-love-mom/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [“Are you actually laughing at me? Seriously?" Janie rubs her hair with a towel. "I almost died out there. Plus my brain is now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/are-you-actually-laughing-at-me-seriously-janie-rubs-her-hair-with-a/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [“Hux closed his eyes and gave a ragged sigh, as if he’d been through a battle. Everyone around them became quiet, waiting to hear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/hux-closed-his-eyes-and-gave-a-ragged-sigh-as-if-he-d-been-through-a/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [Do you still love me, Janie?' Janie stares at him, incredulous. 'Yes, of course! I don't say it lightly.' 'Say it lightly in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/do-you-still-love-me-janie-janie-stares-at-him-incredulous-yes-of/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [“Ruined by the truth”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/ruined-by-the-truth/) [Lisa mcmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [With the notebook resting ominuslously on Janie's bed, Janie procrastinates. Does her homework first. And pours herself a bowl of ceral. Breakfast - one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/with-the-notebook-resting-ominuslously-on-janie-s-bed-janie/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [“Janie imagines a life without people. Without him. Broken heart, loneliness, but able to see, to feel. To live. To be, in peace. Not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/janie-imagines-a-life-without-people-without-him-broken-heart/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) > [Janie calls Cabel. "Hi, uh, Mom," she says. Cabel snorts. "Hello, dear. Did you make it through the blizzard?" "Yeah. Barely." Janie grins into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-mcmann/janie-calls-cabel-hi-uh-mom-she-says-cabel-snorts-hello-dear-did-you/) [Lisa McMann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-mcmann/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/rings-asshole/lisa-mcmann/#itemlist", "name": "1 Rings Asshole Quotes By Lisa McMann", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The phone rings. “Asshole,” she mutters. 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