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title: "2,168 Ridiculous Quotes by 1,546 authors"
description: "Browse 2,168 Ridiculous quotes by 1,546 authors. Discover the best Ridiculous sayings and thoughts."
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> [We have a ridiculous amount of material.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-mccready/we-have-a-ridiculous-amount-of-material/)

[Mike McCready](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-mccready/)

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> [It's called Seflish, which is fitting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-kardashian/it-s-called-seflish-which-is-fitting/)

[Kim Kardashian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-kardashian/)

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> [Baby carrots are making me gay.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-colbert/baby-carrots-are-making-me-gay/)

[Stephen Colbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-colbert/)

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> [Interview? Oh don't be ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/freddie-mercury/interview-oh-don-t-be-ridiculous/)

[Freddie Mercury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/freddie-mercury/)

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> [I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-sylvia/i-m-the-oldest-i-ve-ever-been-right-now/)

[Tim Sylvia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-sylvia/)

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> [It opens Wednesday or Friday.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-pine/it-opens-wednesday-or-friday/)

[Chris Pine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-pine/)

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> [I'm so fortunate, it's ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-reedus/i-m-so-fortunate-it-s-ridiculous/)

[Norman Reedus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-reedus/)

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> [Wait, I kinda do love you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/giuliana-rancic/wait-i-kinda-do-love-you/)

[Giuliana Rancic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/giuliana-rancic/)

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> [Love and enthusiasm are always ridiculous, when not reciprocated by their objects.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marguerite-gardiner-countess-of-blessington/love-and-enthusiasm-are-always-ridiculous-when-not-reciprocated-by/)

[Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of Blessington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marguerite-gardiner-countess-of-blessington/)

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> [Those who vote for the ANC will be blessed on earth and heaven](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacob-zuma/those-who-vote-for-the-anc-will-be-blessed-on-earth-and-heaven/)

[Jacob Zuma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacob-zuma/)

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> [All affectation is the vain and ridiculous attempt of poverty to appear rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johann-kaspar-lavater/all-affectation-is-the-vain-and-ridiculous-attempt-of-poverty-to/)

[Johann Kaspar Lavater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johann-kaspar-lavater/)

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> [I end up not buying a lot of things, because I find them ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-jobs/i-end-up-not-buying-a-lot-of-things-because-i-find-them-ridiculous/)

[Steve Jobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-jobs/)

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> [ Aquarius\[es\] are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paris-hilton/aquarius-es-are-social-butterflies-humanitarians-geniuses-einstein/)

[Paris Hilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paris-hilton/)

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> [Not everyone wants you all the time, Jace," he said. "Don't be ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/not-everyone-wants-you-all-the-time-jace-he-said-don-t-be-ridiculous/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moliere/people-don-t-mind-being-mean-but-they-never-want-to-be-ridiculous/)

[Moliere](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moliere/)

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> [It would be ridiculous to say I don't want to sell records, but I trust my taste.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/earl-sweatshirt/it-would-be-ridiculous-to-say-i-don-t-want-to-sell-records-but-i/)

[Earl Sweatshirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/earl-sweatshirt/)

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> [Letting go of things and not being afraid of being ridiculous or over the top - I think that's the main thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-gainsbourg/letting-go-of-things-and-not-being-afraid-of-being-ridiculous-or-over/)

[Charlotte Gainsbourg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-gainsbourg/)

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> [I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/i-find-it-ridiculous-to-assign-a-gender-to-an-inanimate-object-2/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [I'm never going again on Met Gala. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-m-never-going-again-on-met-gala-it-was-so-un-fun-it-was-boiling-it/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I think it's ridiculous when a character wakes up in the morning with lipstick and foundation and contour and fake eyelashes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/riley-keough/i-think-it-s-ridiculous-when-a-character-wakes-up-in-the-morning-with/)

[Riley Keough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/riley-keough/)

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> [I'm obsessive enough about getting fit, it's ridiculous. I'm 40 now, and I've got to stop doing it soon. I have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-craig/i-m-obsessive-enough-about-getting-fit-it-s-ridiculous-i-m-40-now-and/)

[Daniel Craig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-craig/)

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> [I took a whole stunt course and pretty much got certified as a stunt driver. It's ridiculous how easy it is once…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-paul/i-took-a-whole-stunt-course-and-pretty-much-got-certified-as-a-stunt/)

[Aaron Paul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-paul/)

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> [The truth of art keeps science from becoming inhuman, and the truth of science keeps art from becoming ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/the-truth-of-art-keeps-science-from-becoming-inhuman-and-the-truth-of/)

[Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/)

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> [As a musician or a performer, you're meant to know what you're about, but it's ridiculous that someone 14 would have any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-lee/as-a-musician-or-a-performer-you-re-meant-to-know-what-you-re-about/)

[Ben Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-lee/)

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> [“ It's a ridiculous profession and it's getting worse. It's becoming almost like palm reading or phrenology. It's been relegated to pop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ian-shoales/it-s-a-ridiculous-profession-and-it-s-getting-worse-it-s-becoming/)

[Ian Shoales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ian-shoales/)

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> [Whoever considers the number of absurd and ridiculous oaths necessary to be taken at present in most countries, on being admitted into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guillaume-thomas-francois-raynal/whoever-considers-the-number-of-absurd-and-ridiculous-oaths-necessary/)

[Guillaume Thomas Francois Raynal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guillaume-thomas-francois-raynal/)

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> [When we reached the beach, Leif fell to his knees with a dramatic cry. "Solid ground! I'll never take you for granted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-v-snyder/when-we-reached-the-beach-leif-fell-to-his-knees-with-a-dramatic-cry/)

[Maria V. Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-v-snyder/)

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> [The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-mailer/the-sickness-of-our-times-for-me-has-been-just-this-damn-thing-that/)

[Norman Mailer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-mailer/)

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> [When something out of the ordinary happens, it is ridiculous to say that it is a mystery or a portent of something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yamamoto-tsunetomo/when-something-out-of-the-ordinary-happens-it-is-ridiculous-to-say/)

[Yamamoto Tsunetomo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yamamoto-tsunetomo/)

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> [I've always believed comics should bring in things like that, and they haven't for a very long time, in general. You always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mckelvie/i-ve-always-believed-comics-should-bring-in-things-like-that-and-they/)

[Jamie McKelvie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mckelvie/)

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> [I've been blackmailed a billion times. I've been sued for ridiculous things. At one point in my life, I was an ATM…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-kelly/i-ve-been-blackmailed-a-billion-times-i-ve-been-sued-for-ridiculous/)

[R. Kelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-kelly/)

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> [“Everyone has their own life to lead, in their own way. You know, when you really look at things as they appear,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-hochberg/everyone-has-their-own-life-to-lead-in-their-own-way-you-know-when/)

[Art Hochberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-hochberg/)

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> [For the person that wrote that, were they involved with anything last year that was as culturally significant as the Yeezus tour…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/for-the-person-that-wrote-that-were-they-involved-with-anything-last/)

[Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kanye-west/)

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> [There's always the day where you do the effort noises, so there's a lot of grunts, huffing and puffing, pretending like you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-franco/there-s-always-the-day-where-you-do-the-effort-noises-so-there-s-a/)

[Dave Franco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-franco/)

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> [ Mac \[Barnett\] and I prank each other during our presentation. We show baby pictures of each other looking completely ridiculous. I can't… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jory-john/mac-barnett-and-i-prank-each-other-during-our-presentation-we-show/)

[Jory John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jory-john/)

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> [There are people in poverty who, if they have the gumption, say, "I'm leaving here. I'm gonna take three jobs and make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-sparhawk/there-are-people-in-poverty-who-if-they-have-the-gumption-say-i-m/)

[Alan Sparhawk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-sparhawk/)

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> [Among the authorities it is generally agreed that the Earth is at rest in the middle of the universe, and they regard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicolaus-copernicus/among-the-authorities-it-is-generally-agreed-that-the-earth-is-at/)

[Nicolaus Copernicus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicolaus-copernicus/)

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> [I had been asked to open a nightclub in Atlantic City. They offered me a ridiculous amount of money. They literally overpaid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-kelly/i-had-been-asked-to-open-a-nightclub-in-atlantic-city-they-offered-me/)

[Gene Kelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-kelly/)

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> [I want to shout out the stars on the walk of fame because they said something about they're not going to put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/i-want-to-shout-out-the-stars-on-the-walk-of-fame-because-they-said/)

[Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kanye-west/)

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> [The corruption of the good by the belief in their own infallible goodnes is the most bloody dangerous pitfall in the human…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/the-corruption-of-the-good-by-the-belief-in-their-own-infallible/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

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                        "text": "Mac [Barnett] and I prank each other during our presentation. We show baby pictures of each other looking completely ridiculous. I can't believe the frilly shirt that I'm in, and Mac's wearing a sailor suit and playing a toy piano. That's a perfect example of a good prank, where we have three hundred people literally laughing in our faces, three hundred kids at every assembly. And it feels really good. It's really fun.",
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                        "text": "Among the authorities it is generally agreed that the Earth is at rest in the middle of the universe, and they regard it as inconceivable and even ridiculous to hold the opposite opinion. However, if we consider it more closely the question will be seen to be still unsettled, and so decidedly not to be despised. For every apparent change in respect of position is due to motion of the object observed, or of the observer, or indeed to an unequal change of both.",
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                        "text": "I had been asked to open a nightclub in Atlantic City. They offered me a ridiculous amount of money. They literally overpaid me. So I did one show a night. Then they asked me back by popular demand. So I went back. Then I said, \"To hell with this.\" I was only doing it for the money, and I was doing easy routines. It's just too much work to get up every day and practice.",
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