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> [I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-want-to-ride-in-a-cold-air-balloon-this-isn-t-going-anywhere/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/053/mitch-hedberg-695_air_i-want-to-ride-in-a-cold-air-balloon-thi_189107.png)

> [My ride cold and my bitch hot. I'm tired as hell but my dick not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/my-ride-cold-and-my-bitch-hot-i-m-tired-as-hell-but-my-dick-not/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f7/lil-wayne-62_nigga_my-ride-cold-and-my-bitch-hot-i-m-tired_1622721.jpg)

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