--- title: "1 Reverse-harem Quotes By Jane Washington" description: "1 Reverse-harem quotes by Jane Washington. Plus more from Jane Washington and more Reverse-harem sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/jane-washington-24040_celibate_i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-j_904627.jpg" --- > [“I think you two are secretly friends,” I joked, as Vidrol shoved Vale to the side to avoid a rotten piece of wood jutting from the wall. Vale shoved him back. I assumed in thanks. “Me and that pampered prince?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-joked-as-vidrol-shoved-vale-to/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/jane-washington-24040_celibate_i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-j_904627.jpg) ## More by Jane Washington > [“So … penises, right? I mean … just wow, so many penises. What would a girl even do with that many penises together in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/so-penises-right-i-mean-just-wow-so-many-penises-what-would-a-girl/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“They’re dazed because you don’t have your ‘back the fuck off’ sign on today.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/they-re-dazed-because-you-don-t-have-your-back-the-fuck-off-sign-on/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“We can put your friends in the tower,” Vidrol added, rubbing a finger along the sharp line of his jaw. “It’s only a matter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/we-can-put-your-friends-in-the-tower-vidrol-added-rubbing-a-finger/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“You’re a dick,” Isobel huffed. “I’m the dick who carries you to bed every night.” “You’re all right, as far as dicks go.” “High…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/you-re-a-dick-isobel-huffed-i-m-the-dick-who-carries-you-to-bed-every/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“They’re surrounding us,” he grunted against my neck. “But they won’t go near your fire. Thanks for that, by the way. You’re not the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/they-re-surrounding-us-he-grunted-against-my-neck-but-they-won-t-go/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“I think you two are secretly friends,” I joked, as Vidrol shoved Vale to the side to avoid a rotten piece of wood jutting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-joked-as-vidrol-shoved-vale-to/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“All of you. Why are you … being …” I struggled for the right word. “Nice?” “We’re courting you,” Andel said, like it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/all-of-you-why-are-you-being-i-struggled-for-the-right-word-nice-we/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“You’re not ready, Skayld. You say you aren’t damaged, but you are. You’re terrified of forming emotional attachments. You might be ready to sleep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/you-re-not-ready-skayld-you-say-you-aren-t-damaged-but-you-are-you-re/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“I’m the only one getting punished,” he grumbled. “I could never really hurt you. I tried. I couldn’t. I wanted to make you bleed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/i-m-the-only-one-getting-punished-he-grumbled-i-could-never-really/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“You’re infamous. Apparently you have hair the colour of a desert sunset, and eyes that flash like a desert storm—nobody told me that your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/you-re-infamous-apparently-you-have-hair-the-colour-of-a-desert/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“They knew that synfees were evil, and tricked you into thinking that they were beautiful just so that they could drag you off to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/they-knew-that-synfees-were-evil-and-tricked-you-into-thinking-that/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“Why are you helping me?” she asked quietly. “Because Oscar is here,” he responded automatically. “And he’s one of us. The real question is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/why-are-you-helping-me-she-asked-quietly-because-oscar-is-here-he/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“And I already gave you a present.” “You gave me a heart attack,” he countered. “Do you often expose people to their phobias and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/and-i-already-gave-you-a-present-you-gave-me-a-heart-attack-he/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“We were both steel butterflies, emerging from our cocoons in spiked armour, ready to tackle the skies.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/we-were-both-steel-butterflies-emerging-from-our-cocoons-in-spiked/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“My wife said you would be here,” he muttered lowly. “You and a boy … though I don’t think this counts as a boy.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/my-wife-said-you-would-be-here-he-muttered-lowly-you-and-a-boy-though/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/reverse-harem/jane-washington/#itemlist", "name": "1 Reverse-harem Quotes By Jane Washington", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I think you two are secretly friends,” I joked, as Vidrol shoved Vale to the side to avoid a rotten piece of wood jutting from the wall. Vale shoved him back. I assumed in thanks. “Me and that pampered prince?” Vale scoffed derisively. “Not in your lifetime.” “I only associate with nonpsychotic individuals,” Vidrol agreed. “You only associate with pussy,” Vale shot back. “I haven’t associated with pussy in such a long time, I’m basically as nonperforming as you are. I might as well get a hut in the woods and start wearing unflattering robes and waxing on about how everyone’s fate belongs to the water while I howl at the moon with the rest of my weird-ass sector.” “Everything flatters me,” Vale responded calmly. “And I performed to the hilt inside the very body you went celibate for, so I can understand why you now strive to be like me.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jane Washington" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-joked-as-vidrol-shoved-vale-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/jane-washington-24040_celibate_i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-j_904627.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/jane-washington-24040_celibate_i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-j_904627.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/jane-washington-24040_celibate_i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-j_904627.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I think you two are secretly friends,” I joked, as Vidrol shoved Vale to the side to avoid a rotten piece of…” — Jane Washington", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/reverse-harem/jane-washington/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/reverse-harem/jane-washington/", "name": "Reverse-harem Quotes by Jane Washington", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/reverse-harem/jane-washington/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/jane-washington-24040_celibate_i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-j_904627.jpg" }, "description": "1 Reverse-harem quotes by Jane Washington. 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