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title: "20 Retards Quotes by 18 authors"
description: "Browse 20 Retards quotes by 18 authors. Discover the best Retards sayings and thoughts."
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> [Gosh we were such retards haha ^\_^](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica/gosh-we-were-such-retards-haha/)

[Jessica](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica/)

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> [Sarcasm is my natural defense to fucking retards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sarcasm-is-my-natural-defense-to-fucking-retards/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [D.R.A.M.A. Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unknow/d-r-a-m-a-dumb-retards-asking-for-more-attention/)

[Unknow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unknow/)

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> [Of all the frictional resistances, the one that most retards human movement is ignorance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikola-tesla/of-all-the-frictional-resistances-the-one-that-most-retards-human-2/)

[Nikola Tesla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikola-tesla/)

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> [I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-corddry/i-don-t-know-how-this-company-got-the-name-national-shakespeare/)

[Rob Corddry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-corddry/)

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> [“There is a difference between being mad and being surrounded by retards.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blanco/there-is-a-difference-between-being-mad-and-being-surrounded-by/)

[Blanco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blanco/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c08/blanco-223663_difference_there-is-a-difference-between-being-mad_2453653.jpg)

> [Martin Luther King demeans his race and retards the advancement of his people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/strom-thurmond/martin-luther-king-demeans-his-race-and-retards-the-advancement-of/)

[Strom Thurmond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/strom-thurmond/)

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> [You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-don-t-call-retarded-people-retards-it-s-bad-taste-you-call-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c18/anonymous-1_acting_you-don-t-call-retarded-people-retards-i_3180529.jpg)

> [& your just jealous because we act like retards in public and people still love us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/your-just-jealous-because-we-act-like-retards-in-public-and-people/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cec/anonymous-1_jealous_your-just-jealous-because-we-act-like-re_2631596.jpg)

> [“But now I. Never. Do. Anything. For anybody. Except retards I don't even give a shit about.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/but-now-i-never-do-anything-for-anybody-except-retards-i-don-t-even/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/992/john-green-12_shit_but-now-i-never-do-anything-for-anybody_3206061.jpg)

> [Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-leggero/justin-s-fan-are-called-beliebers-because-it-s-politically-incorrect/)

[Natasha Leggero](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-leggero/)

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> [I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-david/i-d-much-rather-be-on-stage-talking-to-a-couple-of-retards-for-twenty/)

[Larry David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-david/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc2/larry-david-2520_bucks_i-d-much-rather-be-on-stage-talking-to-a_1467895.png)

> [The man who will neither play nor do business unless everything is just to his liking and notions, retards rather than contributes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-latham-doherty/the-man-who-will-neither-play-nor-do-business-unless-everything-is/)

[Henry Latham Doherty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-latham-doherty/)

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> [Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards...There's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/our-political-correct-society-is-acting-like-some-giant-insult-s/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbc/rush-limbaugh-28_acting_our-political-correct-society-is-acting_2064328.jpg)

> [“CARTER It’s whatever. Truth. People are not comfortable with difference. You know? Fags, retards, cripples. Fat people. Old folks, even. They scare…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-labute/carter-it-s-whatever-truth-people-are-not-comfortable-with-difference/)

[Neil LaBute](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-labute/)

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> [It's interesting, once I have convinced people that, yes, I have a sister with a mental disability, the retard jokes really dry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/it-s-interesting-once-i-have-convinced-people-that-yes-i-have-a/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

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> [These days bullies are celebs and the quiet ones are called retards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaisz/these-days-bullies-are-celebs-and-the-quiet-ones-are-called-retards/)

[ShaisZ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaisz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/313/shaisz-26033_bullies_these-days-bullies-are-celebs-and-the-qu_626340.jpg)

> [“How do two retards eat a turd sandwich? Well, not by first wiping their ass with wheat bread like I showed them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/how-do-two-retards-eat-a-turd-sandwich-well-not-by-first-wiping-their/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [I hate retards all they have to do is say their alphabet and they pass the ninth grade!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madison/i-hate-retards-all-they-have-to-do-is-say-their-alphabet-and-they/)

[Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madison/)

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> [It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches O Houlihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/it-s-like-watching-a-bunch-of-retards-trying-to-hump-a-doorknob-out/)

[Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/)

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