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> [It's interesting, once I have convinced people that, yes, I have a sister with a mental disability, the retard jokes really dry up, so I'm not sure how much retard humor is really going on out there, but I imagine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/it-s-interesting-once-i-have-convinced-people-that-yes-i-have-a/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

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## More by Bonnie McFarlane

> [Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/just-a-tip-if-you-have-a-big-event-to-go-to-or-an-important-meeting/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/i-don-t-think-cops-should-wear-mirrored-sunglasses-the-whole-time-the/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/when-you-re-pregnant-people-feel-like-they-can-come-up-and-give-you/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/one-of-my-favorite-sketches-and-a-popular-comedy-formula-is-to-put/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/if-you-enjoy-shaming-people-i-suggest-dentistry-as-a-profession/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/you-know-women-are-burdened-with-all-this-other-crap-all-the-time/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/there-s-no-such-thing-as-a-feminist-just-women-who-pay-for-their-own/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/if-you-really-are-superior-you-don-t-go-around-saying-you-re-superior/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/i-think-it-s-creepy-if-a-guy-says-i-would-never-hit-a-girl-cause-that/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/i-love-my-hunting-dog-i-loved-my-hunting-dog-i-m-not-very-good-at/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [When one door closes another door opens. Usually a refrigerator.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/when-one-door-closes-another-door-opens-usually-a-refrigerator/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/intellectually-i-think-everyone-really-knows-that-women-are-funny-but/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [It's interesting, once I have convinced people that, yes, I have a sister with a mental disability, the retard jokes really dry up, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/it-s-interesting-once-i-have-convinced-people-that-yes-i-have-a/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [I still don't really know what my style is. I like a lot of different kinds of comedy, I like watching it and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/i-still-don-t-really-know-what-my-style-is-i-like-a-lot-of-different/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

> [When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/when-i-first-started-doing-stand-up-i-would-be-so-nervous-that-i/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

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