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title: "101 Retard Quotes by 92 authors"
description: "Browse 101 Retard quotes by 92 authors. Discover the best Retard sayings and thoughts."
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> [Sometimes even a retard makes sense!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-rao/sometimes-even-a-retard-makes-sense/)

[Danny Rao](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-rao/)

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> [Maybe I'm a supernatural retard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-c-hunter/maybe-i-m-a-supernatural-retard/)

[C.C. Hunter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-c-hunter/)

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> [Never go full retard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/asking-alexander/never-go-full-retard/)

[Asking Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/asking-alexander/)

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> [..be smart, don't be a retard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/be-smart-don-t-be-a-retard/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

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> [I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-fox/i-resent-having-to-prove-that-i-m-not-a-retard/)

[Megan Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-fox/)

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> [Martin Luther King demeans his race and retards the advancement of his people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/strom-thurmond/martin-luther-king-demeans-his-race-and-retards-the-advancement-of/)

[Strom Thurmond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/strom-thurmond/)

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> [Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-aniston/yes-i-play-dress-up-i-do-it-for-a-living-like-a-retard/)

[Jennifer Aniston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-aniston/)

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> [Somtimes your knight in shining honor is just a retard in tin foil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unknow/somtimes-your-knight-in-shining-honor-is-just-a-retard-in-tin-foil/)

[Unknow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unknow/)

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> [I miss you like a retard misses the point.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unkown/i-miss-you-like-a-retard-misses-the-point/)

[Unkown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unkown/)

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> [I'm not a social retard, but I prefer to go unnoticed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-pollan/i-m-not-a-social-retard-but-i-prefer-to-go-unnoticed/)

[Tracy Pollan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-pollan/)

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> [If you're a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/if-you-re-a-racist-right-now-in-2011-you-just-look-like-a-retard-man/)

[Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/)

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> [Find the retard in you, life's too short to be cool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/find-the-retard-in-you-life-s-too-short-to-be-cool/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwayne-johnson/and-then-all-of-a-sudden-you-re-doing-jumping-jacks-you-re-happy/)

[Dwayne Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwayne-johnson/)

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> [Of all the frictional resistances, the one that most retards human movement is ignorance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikola-tesla/of-all-the-frictional-resistances-the-one-that-most-retards-human-2/)

[Nikola Tesla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikola-tesla/)

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> [I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-corddry/i-don-t-know-how-this-company-got-the-name-national-shakespeare/)

[Rob Corddry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-corddry/)

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> [I was a relationship retard. I kicked, shoved, and punched people out of my life, so they never had a chance to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tarryn-fisher/i-was-a-relationship-retard-i-kicked-shoved-and-punched-people-out-of/)

[Tarryn Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tarryn-fisher/)

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> [Mathematical discoveries, like springtime violets in the woods, have their season which no human can hasten or retard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-friedrich-gauss/mathematical-discoveries-like-springtime-violets-in-the-woods-have/)

[Carl Friedrich Gauss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-friedrich-gauss/)

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> [The Democratic Party has lost much of it credibility with working class and low-income people. It retards progress toward presenting a genuine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-wellstone/the-democratic-party-has-lost-much-of-it-credibility-with-working/)

[Paul Wellstone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-wellstone/)

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> [I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-dick/i-know-what-you-wanted-to-say-do-you-think-that-electrocution-rewired/)

[Andy Dick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-dick/)

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> [Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-sullivan/fighting-on-internet-is-like-competing-in-the-special-olympics-even/)

[Chris Sullivan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-sullivan/)

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> [Not only are the philosophies of animal rights and animal welfare separated by irreconcilable differences... the enactment of animal welfare measures actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-l-francione/not-only-are-the-philosophies-of-animal-rights-and-animal-welfare/)

[Gary L. Francione](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-l-francione/)

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> [“In English sometimes they call a mentally disabled person a retard, and there is a kind of accidental poetry in naming a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-christophe-valtat/in-english-sometimes-they-call-a-mentally-disabled-person-a-retard/)

[Jean-Christophe Valtat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-christophe-valtat/)

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> [We have now gone beyond 100 in number, and the desire to join seems rather to increase, though it was thought the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-mcauley/we-have-now-gone-beyond-100-in-number-and-the-desire-to-join-seems/)

[Catherine McAuley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherine-mcauley/)

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> [There was endless controversy as to whether the acts of the New Deal did actually move recovery or retard it, and nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garet-garrett/there-was-endless-controversy-as-to-whether-the-acts-of-the-new-deal/)

[Garet Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garet-garrett/)

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> [O hushed October morning mild, Begin the hours of this day slow, Make the day seem to us less brief... Retard the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-frost/o-hushed-october-morning-mild-begin-the-hours-of-this-day-slow-make/)

[Robert Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-frost/)

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> [“Retaliation retards your excellence. Nelson Mandela would not have been named as a great man if not for his courage to forgive…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/israelmore-ayivor/retaliation-retards-your-excellence-nelson-mandela-would-not-have/)

[Israelmore Ayivor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/israelmore-ayivor/)

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> [Put a thorn in every enjoyment, a worm in every gourd, that would either prevent my being wholly thine, or in any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-cogswell-upham/put-a-thorn-in-every-enjoyment-a-worm-in-every-gourd-that-would/)

[Thomas Cogswell Upham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-cogswell-upham/)

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> [...having a member who serves in the Government and who also belongs to the structures of the party does not retard this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacob-zuma/having-a-member-who-serves-in-the-government-and-who-also-belongs-to/)

[Jacob Zuma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacob-zuma/)

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> [It's interesting, once I have convinced people that, yes, I have a sister with a mental disability, the retard jokes really dry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/it-s-interesting-once-i-have-convinced-people-that-yes-i-have-a/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

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> [If you take a look at education, the kids that get good grades are said to humiliate those who don't. And what,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/if-you-take-a-look-at-education-the-kids-that-get-good-grades-are/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [I have visited sweatshops, factories, and crowded slums. If I could not see it, I could smell it. The foundation of society…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-keller/i-have-visited-sweatshops-factories-and-crowded-slums-if-i-could-not/)

[Helen Keller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-keller/)

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> [Your remarks upon chemical notation with the variety of systems which have arisen, &c., &c., had almost stirred me up to regret…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-faraday/your-remarks-upon-chemical-notation-with-the-variety-of-systems-which/)

[Michael Faraday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-faraday/)

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> [I am deeply convinced that any permanent, regular administrative system whose aim is to provide for the needs of the poor will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexis-de-tocqueville/i-am-deeply-convinced-that-any-permanent-regular-administrative/)

[Alexis de Tocqueville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexis-de-tocqueville/)

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> [My sister is also retarded. Across the board. She's a one hundred per cent, honest to goodness, born that way retard. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-mcfarlane/my-sister-is-also-retarded-across-the-board-she-s-a-one-hundred-per/)

[Bonnie McFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-mcfarlane/)

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> [“She was the living effigy of everything we will never be and, in every sense of the word, she was the retard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-christophe-valtat/she-was-the-living-effigy-of-everything-we-will-never-be-and-in-every/)

[Jean-Christophe Valtat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-christophe-valtat/)

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> [“The cosmos stands amazed at just how dumb Planet Dumb is. With an uncanny talent for error, humanity has at every crossroads…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ranty-mcranterson/the-cosmos-stands-amazed-at-just-how-dumb-planet-dumb-is-with-an/)

[Ranty McRanterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ranty-mcranterson/)

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> [Humble birth did not retard his genius, nor high place corrupt his soul.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cass-gilbert/humble-birth-did-not-retard-his-genius-nor-high-place-corrupt-his-soul/)

[Cass Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cass-gilbert/)

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> [No king nor nation one moment can retard the appointed hour.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dryden/no-king-nor-nation-one-moment-can-retard-the-appointed-hour/)

[John Dryden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dryden/)

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> [I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-coulter/i-highly-approve-of-romney-s-decision-to-be-kind-and-gentle-to-the/)

[Ann Coulter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-coulter/)

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> [Worry retards reaction and makes clear-cut decisions impossible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amelia-earhart/worry-retards-reaction-and-makes-clear-cut-decisions-impossible/)

[Amelia Earhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amelia-earhart/)

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                        "text": "My sister is also retarded. Across the board. She's a one hundred per cent, honest to goodness, born that way retard. I learned a long time ago that if you're going to tell a story about your retarded sister, you need to mention she's retarded right off the bat or inevitably, at the end of the story, someone will say, What... is she, retarded? And then you have to go, Uh... yeah, she is. Followed by a lengthy, awkward silence.",
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