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title: "3 Respond Lies Quotes by 2 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Respond Lies quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Respond Lies sayings and thoughts."
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> [Germans respond well to lies. At least, they always have historically.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/germans-respond-well-to-lies-at-least-they-always-have-historically/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d3/p-j-o-rourke-184_funny_germans-respond-well-to-lies-at-least-th_357989.png)

> [Not only do I never lie, I never respond to lies, no matter how vicious, no matter how hurtful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-abdul/not-only-do-i-never-lie-i-never-respond-to-lies-no-matter-how-vicious/)

[Paula Abdul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-abdul/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14a/paula-abdul-8445_hurtful_not-only-do-i-never-lie-i-never-respond_834309.jpg)

> [I have been taught never, never to lie. Not only do I never lie, I never respond to lies, no matter how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-abdul/i-have-been-taught-never-never-to-lie-not-only-do-i-never-lie-i-never/)

[Paula Abdul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-abdul/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0b/paula-abdul-8445_quote_i-have-been-taught-never-never-to-lie-no_1450574.jpg)

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