--- title: "12 Rental Car Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 12 Rental Car quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Rental Car sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e9/scott-adams-666_ashtray_a-rental-car-is-basically-an-ashtray-on_2868665.jpg" --- > [A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/a-rental-car-is-basically-an-ashtray-on-wheels/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e9/scott-adams-666_ashtray_a-rental-car-is-basically-an-ashtray-on_2868665.jpg) > [“Nobody ever washes a rental car.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-j-simmerman-ph-d/nobody-ever-washes-a-rental-car/) [Scott J. Simmerman Ph.D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-j-simmerman-ph-d/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a27/scott-j-simmerman-ph-d-78926_engagement_nobody-ever-washes-a-rental-car-1080766_1080766.jpg) > [I have a small part as an Ace Rental Car guy in a regular feature called 'Ca$h.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-blue/i-have-a-small-part-as-an-ace-rental-car-guy-in-a-regular-feature/) [Josh Blue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-blue/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f11/josh-blue-7591_ace_i-have-a-small-part-as-an-ace-rental-car_1610766.jpg) > [I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-stiles/i-d-rather-drive-the-yellow-brick-road-you-wouldn-t-happen-to-know-of/) [Ryan Stiles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-stiles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/611/ryan-stiles-18528_brick-roads_i-d-rather-drive-the-yellow-brick-road-y_2797901.jpg) > [Pay nine bucks a day, and you can do whatever the hell you want with a rental car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bam-margera/pay-nine-bucks-a-day-and-you-can-do-whatever-the-hell-you-want-with-a/) [Bam Margera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bam-margera/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/bam-margera-17355_quote_pay-nine-bucks-a-day-and-you-can-do-what_1780301.jpg) > [“I invent a reason for the Hertz attendant to start the rental car. I am seventy-five years old: this is not the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-didion/i-invent-a-reason-for-the-hertz-attendant-to-start-the-rental-car-i/) [Joan Didion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-didion/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a8/joan-didion-497_aging_i-invent-a-reason-for-the-hertz-attendan_354048.jpg) > [“She can’t decide whether to call the cops or hide the body, roll the rental car into a ditch somewhere and torch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laird-barron/she-can-t-decide-whether-to-call-the-cops-or-hide-the-body-roll-the/) [Laird Barron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laird-barron/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c7/laird-barron-17739_ditch_she-can-t-decide-whether-to-call-the-cop_2494069.jpg) > [In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/in-my-life-i-have-driven-some-crappy-vehicles-but-i-have-never-been/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/663/jeff-foxworthy-939_car_in-my-life-i-have-driven-some-crappy-veh_2272541.jpg) > [People tend to cherish and take care of the things they pay for and therefore own, countries included. The opposite is also…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tucker-carlson/people-tend-to-cherish-and-take-care-of-the-things-they-pay-for-and/) [Tucker Carlson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tucker-carlson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f7/tucker-carlson-1798_car_people-tend-to-cherish-and-take-care-of_508986.png) > [Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/buying-a-used-rental-car-is-kind-of-like-going-to-a-house-of-ill/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c7/jeff-foxworthy-939_buying_buying-a-used-rental-car-is-kind-of-like_2643515.jpg) > [“MAX STARED AT her phone. The temptation to turn it on was burning a hole in her hand. “Ugh!” She shoved it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-foster/max-stared-at-her-phone-the-temptation-to-turn-it-on-was-burning-a/) [Melissa Foster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-foster/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b8/melissa-foster-14868_tempted_max-stared-at-her-phone-the-temptation-t_2869774.jpg) > [You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/you-could-drive-a-rental-car-until-you-don-t-want-it-just-get-out-of/) [Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f64/louis-c-k-1150_broadway_you-could-drive-a-rental-car-until-you-d_1364830.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/rental-car/#itemlist", "name": "Rental Car Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/a-rental-car-is-basically-an-ashtray-on-wheels/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e9/scott-adams-666_ashtray_a-rental-car-is-basically-an-ashtray-on_2868665.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e9/scott-adams-666_ashtray_a-rental-car-is-basically-an-ashtray-on_2868665.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e9/scott-adams-666_ashtray_a-rental-car-is-basically-an-ashtray-on_2868665.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.” — Scott Adams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Nobody ever washes a rental car.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott J. 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