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> [Writers are funny about reviews: when they get a good one they ignore it-- but when they get a bad review they never forget it. Every writer I know is the same way: you get a hundred good reviews, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/writers-are-funny-about-reviews-when-they-get-a-good-one-they-ignore/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

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## More by Art Buchwald

> [The things that matter most are not things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/the-things-that-matter-most-are-not-things/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/every-time-you-think-television-has-hit-its-lowest-ebb-a-new-program/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [I found out I'd spent my whole life believing things that weren't necessarily accurate. My sisters' memories of certain events are entirely different from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/i-found-out-i-d-spent-my-whole-life-believing-things-that-weren-t/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/as-the-economy-gets-better-everything-else-gets-worse/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/i-can-now-say-without-hesitation-the-marine-corps-was-the-best-foster/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [Writers are funny about reviews: when they get a good one they ignore it-- but when they get a bad review they never forget…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/writers-are-funny-about-reviews-when-they-get-a-good-one-they-ignore/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [Television has a real problem. They have no page two.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/television-has-a-real-problem-they-have-no-page-two/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/no-one-ever-mentioned-it-but-thousands-of-men-welcomed-world-war-ii/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/don-t-commit-suicide-because-you-might-change-your-mind-two-weeks/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/when-it-came-to-writing-about-wine-i-did-what-almost-everybody-does/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/i-learned-quickly-that-when-i-made-others-laugh-they-liked-me/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/an-economist-is-a-man-who-knows-a-hundred-ways-of-making-love-but/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [Every once in a while your world stands still... There are certain friendships that are so important they leave a mark on you long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/every-once-in-a-while-your-world-stands-still-there-are-certain/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/i-just-don-t-want-to-die-the-same-day-castro-dies/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/the-best-way-to-clean-up-a-son-s-room-is-to-close-the-door-and/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

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