--- title: "12 Remember Wife Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 12 Remember Wife quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Remember Wife sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49b/anonymous-1_birthday_the-most-effective-way-to-remember-your_2044323.jpg" --- > [The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-most-effective-way-to-remember-your-wife-s-birthday-is-to-forget-2/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49b/anonymous-1_birthday_the-most-effective-way-to-remember-your_2044323.jpg) > [You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/you-have-to-remember-the-wife-been-home-all-day-cleaning-asses-and/) [Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/072/ray-romano-3515_ass_you-have-to-remember-the-wife-been-home_2879638.jpg) > [The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-best-way-to-remember-your-wife-s-birthday-is-to-forget-it-once/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/874/anonymous-1_best-way_the-best-way-to-remember-your-wife-s-bir_1122602.jpg) > [MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/marriage-happy-a-union-which-is-in-full-flower-when-the-husband-knows/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/934/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_marriage-happy-a-union-which-is-in-full_1383254.jpg) > [MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget;](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/marriage-successful-one-in-which-the-husband-knows-when-to-remember/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/675/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_marriage-successful-one-in-which-the-hus_1491414.jpg) > [The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-joseph-cossman-2/the-best-way-to-remember-your-wife-s-birthday-is-to-remember-it-once/) [E Joseph Cossman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-joseph-cossman-2/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/417/e-joseph-cossman-2-99193_birthday_the-best-way-to-remember-your-wife-s-bir_2764529.jpg) > [“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/various/q-what-s-the-best-way-to-ensure-that-you-ll-always-remember-your-wife/) [Various](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/various/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/654/various-1467_birthday_q-what-s-the-best-way-to-ensure-that-you_2882104.jpg) > [The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/the-most-effective-way-to-remember-your-wife-s-birthday-is-to-forget/) [Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b8/henny-youngman-1539_birthday_the-most-effective-way-to-remember-your_94697.jpg) > [We appreciate what techniques are becoming slaves of/ year what we are aware that, in 1990 there were I remember 100 telephone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/we-appreciate-what-techniques-are-becoming-slaves-of-year-what-we-are/) [Mak\_786](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mak-786/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/609/mak-786-30_marriage_we-appreciate-what-techniques-are-becomi_2390152.jpg) > [Please remember that your wife is a human being; if you abuse your wife physically, emotionally, or psychologically, then don't expect her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/please-remember-that-your-wife-is-a-human-being-if-you-abuse-your/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb4/anonymous-1_abusive-relationship_please-remember-that-your-wife-is-a-huma_2968051.jpg) > [And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who'd love me. And then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-johnson/and-with-each-step-my-heart-broke-for-the-person-i-would-never-find/) [Denis Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ea/denis-johnson-2135_alcoholic_and-with-each-step-my-heart-broke-for-th_2994912.png) > [“I remember my wife in white. I remember her walking toward me on our wedding day, a bouquet of red flowers in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carolyn-parkhurst/i-remember-my-wife-in-white-i-remember-her-walking-toward-me-on-our/) [Carolyn Parkhurst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carolyn-parkhurst/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41d/carolyn-parkhurst-14899_grief_i-remember-my-wife-in-white-i-remember-h_301065.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/remember-wife/#itemlist", "name": "Remember Wife Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-most-effective-way-to-remember-your-wife-s-birthday-is-to-forget-2/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49b/anonymous-1_birthday_the-most-effective-way-to-remember-your_2044323.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49b/anonymous-1_birthday_the-most-effective-way-to-remember-your_2044323.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49b/anonymous-1_birthday_the-most-effective-way-to-remember-your_2044323.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. 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