--- title: "1 Remember Kiss Quotes By Jeffrey McDaniel" description: "1 Remember Kiss quotes by Jeffrey McDaniel. Plus more from Jeffrey McDaniel and more Remember Kiss sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/071/jeffrey-mcdaniel-17829_brick-wall_we-live-in-a-modern-society-husbands-and_2289457.jpg" --- > [“We live in a modern society. Husbands and wives don't grow on trees, like in the old days. So where does one find love? When you're sixteen it's easy, like being unleashed with a credit card in a department store…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/we-live-in-a-modern-society-husbands-and-wives-don-t-grow-on-trees/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/071/jeffrey-mcdaniel-17829_brick-wall_we-live-in-a-modern-society-husbands-and_2289457.jpg) ## More by Jeffrey McDaniel > [I swallowed a hand grenade that never stops exploding.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/i-swallowed-a-hand-grenade-that-never-stops-exploding/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [Now I'm just like everybody else, and it's so funny, the way monogamy is funny, the way someone falling down in the street is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/now-i-m-just-like-everybody-else-and-it-s-so-funny-the-way-monogamy/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [I've been ignored by prettier women than you, but none who carried the heavy pitchers of silence so far, without spilling a drop.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/i-ve-been-ignored-by-prettier-women-than-you-but-none-who-carried-the/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [“Reminiscing in the drizzle of Portland, I notice the ring that’s landed on your finger, a massive insect of glitter, a chandelier shining at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/reminiscing-in-the-drizzle-of-portland-i-notice-the-ring-that-s/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [“Hey you, dragging the halo- how about a holiday in the islands of grief? Tongue is the word I wish to have with you.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/hey-you-dragging-the-halo-how-about-a-holiday-in-the-islands-of-grief/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [“Sometimes I hate this language with its false words like sunset. The sun does not set. It doesn't rise either. It just stays there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/sometimes-i-hate-this-language-with-its-false-words-like-sunset-the/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [“Disasterology The Badger is the thirteenth astrological sign. My sign. The one the other signs evicted: unanimously. So what? ! Think I want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/disasterology-the-badger-is-the-thirteenth-astrological-sign-my-sign/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/even-when-i-m-dead-i-ll-swim-through-the-earth-like-a-mermaid-of-the/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [“When I haven't been kissed in a long time, I walk behind well-dressed women on cold, December mornings and shovel the steamy exhalations pluming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/when-i-haven-t-been-kissed-in-a-long-time-i-walk-behind-well-dressed/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [No rescue boat can save the touches I left bobbing in the wild ocean of your flesh, but if they cut open your heart,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/no-rescue-boat-can-save-the-touches-i-left-bobbing-in-the-wild-ocean/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out of cigarettes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/once-i-thought-i-found-love-but-then-i-realized-i-was-just-out-of/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [“I'm sitting opposite you in the bar, waiting for you to uncross your boundaries. I want to rip off your logic and make passionate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/i-m-sitting-opposite-you-in-the-bar-waiting-for-you-to-uncross-your/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [But one kiss levitates above all the others. The intersection of function and desire. The I do kiss. The I’ll love you through a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/but-one-kiss-levitates-above-all-the-others-the-intersection-of/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [“The Quiet World In an effort to get people to look into each other’s eyes more, and also to appease the mutes, the government…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/the-quiet-world-in-an-effort-to-get-people-to-look-into-each-other-s/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) > [I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/i-want-to-rip-off-your-logic-and-make-passionate-sense-to-you/) [Jeffrey McDaniel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-mcdaniel/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/remember-kiss/jeffrey-mcdaniel/#itemlist", "name": "1 Remember Kiss Quotes By Jeffrey McDaniel", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“We live in a modern society. Husbands and wives don't grow on trees, like in the old days. So where does one find love? When you're sixteen it's easy, like being unleashed with a credit card in a department store of kisses. There's the first kiss. The sloppy kiss. The peck. The sympathy kiss. The backseat smooch. The we shouldn't be doing this kiss. The but your lips taste so good kiss. The bury me in an avalanche of tingles kiss. The I wish you'd quit smoking kiss. The I accept your apology, but you make me really mad sometimes kiss. The I know your tongue like the back of my hand kiss. As you get older, kisses become scarce. You'll be driving home and see a damaged kiss on the side of the road, with its purple thumb out. If you were younger, you'd pull over, slide open the mouth's red door just to see how it fits. Oh where does one find love? If you rub two glances, you get a smile. Rub two smiles, you get a warm feeling. Rub two warm feelings and presto-you have a kiss. Now what? Don't invite the kiss over and answer the door in your underwear. It'll get suspicious and stare at your toes. Don't water the kiss with whiskey. It'll turn bright pink and explode into a thousand luscious splinters, but in the morning it'll be ashamed and sneak out of your body without saying good-bye, and you'll remember that kiss forever by all the little cuts it left on the inside of your mouth. You must nurture the kiss. Turn out the lights. Notice how it illuminates the room. Hold it to your chest and wonder if the sand inside hourglasses comes from a special beach. Place it on the tongue's pillow, then look up the first recorded kiss in an encyclopedia: beneath a Babylonian olive tree in 1200 B.C. But one kiss levitates above all the others. The intersection of function and desire. The I do kiss. The I'll love you through a brick wall kiss. Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jeffrey McDaniel" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-mcdaniel/we-live-in-a-modern-society-husbands-and-wives-don-t-grow-on-trees/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/071/jeffrey-mcdaniel-17829_brick-wall_we-live-in-a-modern-society-husbands-and_2289457.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/071/jeffrey-mcdaniel-17829_brick-wall_we-live-in-a-modern-society-husbands-and_2289457.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/071/jeffrey-mcdaniel-17829_brick-wall_we-live-in-a-modern-society-husbands-and_2289457.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“We live in a modern society. Husbands and wives don't grow on trees, like in the old days. So where does one…” — Jeffrey McDaniel", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/remember-kiss/jeffrey-mcdaniel/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/remember-kiss/jeffrey-mcdaniel/", "name": "Remember Kiss Quotes by Jeffrey McDaniel", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/remember-kiss/jeffrey-mcdaniel/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/071/jeffrey-mcdaniel-17829_brick-wall_we-live-in-a-modern-society-husbands-and_2289457.jpg" }, "description": "1 Remember Kiss quotes by Jeffrey McDaniel. Plus more from Jeffrey McDaniel and more Remember Kiss sayings from other authors.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/remember-kiss/jeffrey-mcdaniel/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/remember-kiss/jeffrey-mcdaniel/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Topics", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Remember Kiss", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/remember-kiss/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "name": "Jeffrey McDaniel", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/remember-kiss/jeffrey-mcdaniel/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```