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> [“Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/look-if-i-were-straight-you-d-be-grandparents-before-your-time-you/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

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## More by Hayden Thorne

> [“Calais took all of a fraction of a second—I've yet to learn how to gauge his speed—to appear beside me, taking the alarm clock…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/calais-took-all-of-a-fraction-of-a-second-i-ve-yet-to-learn-how-to/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“I never thought that gay boys would be so dramatic about romance. And sooooo in denial. You wouldn't recognize common sense if it came…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/i-never-thought-that-gay-boys-would-be-so-dramatic-about-romance-and/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“While it was well within their powers to toy around with mortals like hapless puppets, deeper human workings remained elusive to them. The heart,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/while-it-was-well-within-their-powers-to-toy-around-with-mortals-like/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“Are there any other questions?" I cleared my throat. "Yeah," I replied, raising my voice. "Can I get paid for being the repeat victim…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/are-there-any-other-questions-i-cleared-my-throat-yeah-i-replied/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/look-if-i-were-straight-you-d-be-grandparents-before-your-time-you/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“I winced. I just said "creamed." I felt so deprived and miserably virginal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/i-winced-i-just-said-creamed-i-felt-so-deprived-and-miserably-virginal/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“You don't have to call me back," he said. "I just wanted to let you know that I'm so fucking proud of you. Sweet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/you-don-t-have-to-call-me-back-he-said-i-just-wanted-to-let-you-know/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“I know what you mean. I usually take it out on my older sister. You can lease her for a weekend or something if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/i-know-what-you-mean-i-usually-take-it-out-on-my-older-sister-you-can/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“Hey, is this what they call the gay agenda?" Spirit Wire called. "Gay boys indoctrinating two innocent, uber straight girls with dirty same-sex kissing?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/hey-is-this-what-they-call-the-gay-agenda-spirit-wire-called-gay-boys/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“Hi Liz! You're home!" I replied, my voice louder than it probably should've been. "Hey, how's it going?" she asked, her eyes narrowing and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/hi-liz-you-re-home-i-replied-my-voice-louder-than-it-probably-should/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“And so the Afternoon Weekday Date Scorecard went like this: gay boys, 3. Bedsheets, below zero. Vatican-enforced check on virginity, 10. Sometimes life just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/and-so-the-afternoon-weekday-date-scorecard-went-like-this-gay-boys-3/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“Listen, you," she hissed. "He's gay, he's my son, and I'm premenstrual. So don't—and I mean don't —even think about it." ~ Mom”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/listen-you-she-hissed-he-s-gay-he-s-my-son-and-i-m-premenstrual-so/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“I hated meatloaf. It was like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. So I told Mom because I was honest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/i-hated-meatloaf-it-was-like-something-that-satan-pooped-out-after-an/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“I nearly laughed at the sight of his nostrils flaring up. I used to think that "flaring nostrils" was something that writers worked into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/i-nearly-laughed-at-the-sight-of-his-nostrils-flaring-up-i-used-to/)

[Hayden Thorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hayden-thorne/)

> [“Yeah. It was like giant bubbles...you know, the kind that you used to play with as a kid? You blow bubbles through a little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hayden-thorne/yeah-it-was-like-giant-bubbles-you-know-the-kind-that-you-used-to/)

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