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title: "1 Rehearsing Play Quotes By S.L.J. Shortt"
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> [“Did I just see you two getting into another tussle outside?” “No...we...were...rehearsing a play,” “Really? What‟s it called?” “Fight Club...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/did-i-just-see-you-two-getting-into-another-tussle-outside-no-we-were/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

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## More by S.L.J. Shortt

> [“Twenty highly trained agents versus one eighteen year old high school drop out and he managed to kick all your asses. Okay, did we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/twenty-highly-trained-agents-versus-one-eighteen-year-old-high-school/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!" "When you say it like that it sounds bad...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/you-re-a-chain-smoking-alcoholic-hyper-violent-sociopath-with-daddy/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“Cass, I know you’re only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/cass-i-know-you-re-only-trying-to-help-but-i-will-stab-you-in-your/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“God picked me to be his punching bag...so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/god-picked-me-to-be-his-punching-bag-so-who-am-i-suposed-to-pray-to/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“Did I just see you two getting into another tussle outside?” “No...we...were...rehearsing a play,” “Really? What‟s it called?” “Fight Club...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/did-i-just-see-you-two-getting-into-another-tussle-outside-no-we-were/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/my-car-has-wyvern-giblets-on-the-inside-and-fairy-douche-on-the/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/apart-from-my-mangled-face-and-the-thirty-percent-scar-tissue-that/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“So that’s why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk’s gone rusty?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/so-that-s-why-vampires-are-so-pissed-off-all-the-time-because-their/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“You just kissed me! Why isn't your face melting off?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/you-just-kissed-me-why-isn-t-your-face-melting-off/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“You threw a bomb at me Jerry...frowny face.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/you-threw-a-bomb-at-me-jerry-frowny-face/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“We're not immortal, we just haven't died yet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/we-re-not-immortal-we-just-haven-t-died-yet/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“So, what's the story?" "No story. Just a nightmare.” “Meaning?” “Meaning, heavy compression lines in his cartilage, severe bruising on his kidneys, liver and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/so-what-s-the-story-no-story-just-a-nightmare-meaning-meaning-heavy/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!" "It seemed like a good idea at the time...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/are-you-out-of-your-mind-you-tried-to-blow-up-your-guardian-angel-it/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“Look honey, I ain’t buying what you’re selling so get out!” “You prefer to be lying here or in the morgue?! Things got outta…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/look-honey-i-ain-t-buying-what-you-re-selling-so-get-out-you-prefer/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

> [“Boy, you are outta line!” Joe yelled. “I’m outta line?! You’re screwing a vampire!” “You hypocritical little bastard!” “Yeah, you’re a hypocripical-hypocri-hyp-hyp-hyp, I HATE…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-l-j-shortt/boy-you-are-outta-line-joe-yelled-i-m-outta-line-you-re-screwing-a/)

[S.L.J. Shortt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-l-j-shortt/)

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