--- title: "14 Refreshing Quotes By Sloane Crosley" description: "14 Refreshing quotes by Sloane Crosley. Plus more from Sloane Crosley and more Refreshing sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c7/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_who-do-you-have-to-sleep-with-to-get-lai_456522.png" --- > [Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/who-do-you-have-to-sleep-with-to-get-laid-in-this-town/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c7/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_who-do-you-have-to-sleep-with-to-get-lai_456522.png) > [You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/you-know-what-they-say-why-sit-at-a-table-that-doesn-t-have-key-lime/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d3/sloane-crosley-1764_food_you-know-what-they-say-why-sit-at-a-tabl_193585.png) > [It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/it-takes-a-level-of-creative-depression-to-hear-girls-just-wanna-have/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac7/sloane-crosley-1764_creative_it-takes-a-level-of-creative-depression_48676.png) > [I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/i-love-to-bake-so-i-made-vanilla-bean-and-blueberry-muffins-for-sick/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08d/sloane-crosley-1764_beans_i-love-to-bake-so-i-made-vanilla-bean-an_2964956.png) > [I think the rule of thumb should be this: if you preface a sentence about a friend with the phrase, 'I love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/i-think-the-rule-of-thumb-should-be-this-if-you-preface-a-sentence/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/sloane-crosley-1764_communication_i-think-the-rule-of-thumb-should-be-this_1742736.png) > [Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/sometimes-in-new-york-you-re-walking-down-the-street-and-you-realize/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_sometimes-in-new-york-you-re-walking-dow_1125111.jpg) > [If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/if-you-have-to-ask-someone-to-change-to-tell-you-they-love-you-to-2/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/518/sloane-crosley-1764_afford_if-you-have-to-ask-someone-to-change-to_2742516.png) > [As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/as-most-doctors-will-tell-you-cleansing-is-ridiculous-you-know-what-s/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_as-most-doctors-will-tell-you-cleansing_179673.png) > [Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/are-there-moments-when-i-see-unrequited-crushes-or-ex-boyfriends-slow/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62d/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_are-there-moments-when-i-see-unrequited_2763546.png) > [Hey there.' I cleared my throat. 'How are you?' I'm engaged!' Incidentally, this is an unacceptable answer to that question.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/hey-there-i-cleared-my-throat-how-are-you-i-m-engaged-incidentally/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/sloane-crosley-1764_answers_hey-there-i-cleared-my-throat-how-are-yo_2474326.png) > [You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/you-feel-like-telling-him-you-re-not-single-in-the-way-that-he-thinks-2/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f32/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_you-feel-like-telling-him-you-re-not-sin_2207759.png) > [Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this unsolicited "ladies" business. I know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/ladies-large-masses-of-girls-are-often-prone-to-this-salutation-i/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/sloane-crosley-1764_beer_ladies-large-masses-of-girls-are-often-p_2047109.png) > [There's an 'Everything must go!' emotional liquidation feel to the end of your twenties, isn't there? What will happen if we turn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/there-s-an-everything-must-go-emotional-liquidation-feel-to-the-end/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bb/sloane-crosley-1764_aspect_there-s-an-everything-must-go-emotional_2322344.png) > [There's already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like standing in the lobby of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/there-s-already-a-marriage-clock-a-career-clock-a-biological-clock/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/774/sloane-crosley-1764_behinds_there-s-already-a-marriage-clock-a-caree_3202624.jpg) ## Other authors on Refreshing ## More by Sloane Crosley > [“Names I am most commonly called by telemarketers: Simone, Slain, Siobhan, Flo, Stacey, Susan, Slater, Leanne, and Slow (Yes, my parents named me "Slow".…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/names-i-am-most-commonly-called-by-telemarketers-simone-slain-siobhan/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [“I’m not sure how the ponies happened, though I have an inkling: “Can I get you anything?” I’ll say, getting up from a dinner…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/i-m-not-sure-how-the-ponies-happened-though-i-have-an-inkling-can-i/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/as-most-new-yorkers-have-done-i-have-given-serious-and-generous/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [“If I could just get my partner to see me how she used to - to fall in love with me all over again…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/if-i-could-just-get-my-partner-to-see-me-how-she-used-to-to-fall-in/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [I don't really think of my essays as being about myself. I know it sounds insane, but I just don't think of them as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/i-don-t-really-think-of-my-essays-as-being-about-myself-i-know-it/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/it-takes-a-level-of-creative-depression-to-hear-girls-just-wanna-have/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/book-tours-are-such-a-little-tapas-meal-of-where-i-could-live/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/i-wouldn-t-want-to-live-in-berlin-it-s-bombed-out-and-there-s-a-lot/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [The reason that war is such a fascinating subject for writers is because it's a revealer. Put a bunch of people in an adrenaline-fuelled,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/the-reason-that-war-is-such-a-fascinating-subject-for-writers-is/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [“Shortly after this exchange my roommate suggested we start throwing water balloons at the construction workers. Not really at them because, I know, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/shortly-after-this-exchange-my-roommate-suggested-we-start-throwing/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [When it seems impossible that a deep connection with another person could just go away instead of changing form. It seems impossible that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/when-it-seems-impossible-that-a-deep-connection-with-another-person/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [Because I am a horrible flincher, contact lenses are not an option. I'm always envious of contact-wearers. There are endless reasons to take off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/because-i-am-a-horrible-flincher-contact-lenses-are-not-an-option-i-m/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [“How can we not still be rooting for the younger versions of ourselves as if they actually exist, playing catch-up in time? Who wouldn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/how-can-we-not-still-be-rooting-for-the-younger-versions-of-ourselves/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/there-is-no-such-thing-as-a-crazy-dog-person-in-new-york-are-there/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) > [As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And your liver.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/as-most-doctors-will-tell-you-cleansing-is-ridiculous-you-know-what-s/) [Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/refreshing/sloane-crosley/#itemlist", "name": "14 Refreshing Quotes By Sloane Crosley", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/who-do-you-have-to-sleep-with-to-get-laid-in-this-town/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c7/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_who-do-you-have-to-sleep-with-to-get-lai_456522.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c7/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_who-do-you-have-to-sleep-with-to-get-lai_456522.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c7/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_who-do-you-have-to-sleep-with-to-get-lai_456522.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/you-know-what-they-say-why-sit-at-a-table-that-doesn-t-have-key-lime/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d3/sloane-crosley-1764_food_you-know-what-they-say-why-sit-at-a-tabl_193585.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d3/sloane-crosley-1764_food_you-know-what-they-say-why-sit-at-a-tabl_193585.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d3/sloane-crosley-1764_food_you-know-what-they-say-why-sit-at-a-tabl_193585.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/it-takes-a-level-of-creative-depression-to-hear-girls-just-wanna-have/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac7/sloane-crosley-1764_creative_it-takes-a-level-of-creative-depression_48676.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac7/sloane-crosley-1764_creative_it-takes-a-level-of-creative-depression_48676.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac7/sloane-crosley-1764_creative_it-takes-a-level-of-creative-depression_48676.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/i-love-to-bake-so-i-made-vanilla-bean-and-blueberry-muffins-for-sick/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08d/sloane-crosley-1764_beans_i-love-to-bake-so-i-made-vanilla-bean-an_2964956.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08d/sloane-crosley-1764_beans_i-love-to-bake-so-i-made-vanilla-bean-an_2964956.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08d/sloane-crosley-1764_beans_i-love-to-bake-so-i-made-vanilla-bean-an_2964956.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I think the rule of thumb should be this: if you preface a sentence about a friend with the phrase, 'I love X, but... ' more than once in any conversation, you should stop hanging out with them.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/i-think-the-rule-of-thumb-should-be-this-if-you-preface-a-sentence/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/sloane-crosley-1764_communication_i-think-the-rule-of-thumb-should-be-this_1742736.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/sloane-crosley-1764_communication_i-think-the-rule-of-thumb-should-be-this_1742736.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/284/sloane-crosley-1764_communication_i-think-the-rule-of-thumb-should-be-this_1742736.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I think the rule of thumb should be this: if you preface a sentence about a friend with the phrase, 'I love…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 6, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/sometimes-in-new-york-you-re-walking-down-the-street-and-you-realize/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_sometimes-in-new-york-you-re-walking-dow_1125111.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_sometimes-in-new-york-you-re-walking-dow_1125111.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_sometimes-in-new-york-you-re-walking-dow_1125111.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/if-you-have-to-ask-someone-to-change-to-tell-you-they-love-you-to-2/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/518/sloane-crosley-1764_afford_if-you-have-to-ask-someone-to-change-to_2742516.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/518/sloane-crosley-1764_afford_if-you-have-to-ask-someone-to-change-to_2742516.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/518/sloane-crosley-1764_afford_if-you-have-to-ask-someone-to-change-to_2742516.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And your liver. Still, the cleanse has recalibrated my definition of a splurge.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/as-most-doctors-will-tell-you-cleansing-is-ridiculous-you-know-what-s/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_as-most-doctors-will-tell-you-cleansing_179673.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_as-most-doctors-will-tell-you-cleansing_179673.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_as-most-doctors-will-tell-you-cleansing_179673.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/are-there-moments-when-i-see-unrequited-crushes-or-ex-boyfriends-slow/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62d/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_are-there-moments-when-i-see-unrequited_2763546.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62d/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_are-there-moments-when-i-see-unrequited_2763546.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62d/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_are-there-moments-when-i-see-unrequited_2763546.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Hey there.' I cleared my throat. 'How are you?' I'm engaged!' Incidentally, this is an unacceptable answer to that question.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/hey-there-i-cleared-my-throat-how-are-you-i-m-engaged-incidentally/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/sloane-crosley-1764_answers_hey-there-i-cleared-my-throat-how-are-yo_2474326.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/sloane-crosley-1764_answers_hey-there-i-cleared-my-throat-how-are-yo_2474326.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/sloane-crosley-1764_answers_hey-there-i-cleared-my-throat-how-are-yo_2474326.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Hey there.' I cleared my throat. 'How are you?' I'm engaged!' Incidentally, this is an unacceptable answer…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/you-feel-like-telling-him-you-re-not-single-in-the-way-that-he-thinks-2/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f32/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_you-feel-like-telling-him-you-re-not-sin_2207759.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f32/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_you-feel-like-telling-him-you-re-not-sin_2207759.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f32/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_you-feel-like-telling-him-you-re-not-sin_2207759.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this unsolicited \"ladies\" business. I know we're all women. I am conscious of my breasts. Do I have to be conscious of yours as well? Do men do this? Do they go, \"Men: Meet for ribs in the shed after the game. Keg beer, raw eggs, and death metal only.\" I would imagine not.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/ladies-large-masses-of-girls-are-often-prone-to-this-salutation-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/sloane-crosley-1764_beer_ladies-large-masses-of-girls-are-often-p_2047109.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/sloane-crosley-1764_beer_ladies-large-masses-of-girls-are-often-p_2047109.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/sloane-crosley-1764_beer_ladies-large-masses-of-girls-are-often-p_2047109.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "There's an 'Everything must go!' emotional liquidation feel to the end of your twenties, isn't there? What will happen if we turn thirty and we're not 'ready?' You don't feel entirely settled in any aspect of your life, even if you are on paper.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/there-s-an-everything-must-go-emotional-liquidation-feel-to-the-end/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bb/sloane-crosley-1764_aspect_there-s-an-everything-must-go-emotional_2322344.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bb/sloane-crosley-1764_aspect_there-s-an-everything-must-go-emotional_2322344.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bb/sloane-crosley-1764_aspect_there-s-an-everything-must-go-emotional_2322344.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There's an 'Everything must go!' emotional liquidation feel to the end of your twenties, isn't there? What…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "There's already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like standing in the lobby of a hotel, looking at the dials depicting every time zone in the world behind the front desk - except they all apply to you, and all at once.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sloane Crosley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/there-s-already-a-marriage-clock-a-career-clock-a-biological-clock/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/774/sloane-crosley-1764_behinds_there-s-already-a-marriage-clock-a-caree_3202624.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/774/sloane-crosley-1764_behinds_there-s-already-a-marriage-clock-a-caree_3202624.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/774/sloane-crosley-1764_behinds_there-s-already-a-marriage-clock-a-caree_3202624.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There's already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like…” — Sloane Crosley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/refreshing/sloane-crosley/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/refreshing/sloane-crosley/", "name": "Refreshing Quotes by Sloane Crosley", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/refreshing/sloane-crosley/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c7/sloane-crosley-1764_adulthood_who-do-you-have-to-sleep-with-to-get-lai_456522.png" }, "description": "14 Refreshing quotes by Sloane Crosley. Plus more from Sloane Crosley and more Refreshing sayings from other authors.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/refreshing/sloane-crosley/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/refreshing/sloane-crosley/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Topics", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Refreshing", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/refreshing/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "name": "Sloane Crosley", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/refreshing/sloane-crosley/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```