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> [ They \[Christian rednecks\] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/they-christian-rednecks-were-so-stupid-that-they-couldn-t-pour-piss/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

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## More by Joe Bageant

> [“Remember when welfare mothers were robbing us all blind and driving Cadillacs? ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/remember-when-welfare-mothers-were-robbing-us-all-blind-and-driving/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [If middle-class Americans do not feel threatened by the slow encroachment of the police state or the Patriot Act, it is because they live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/if-middle-class-americans-do-not-feel-threatened-by-the-slow/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [The four cornerstones of the American political psyche are 1) emotion substituted for thought, 2) fear, 3) ignorance and 4) propaganda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/the-four-cornerstones-of-the-american-political-psyche-are-1-emotion/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [ They \[Christian rednecks\] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/they-christian-rednecks-were-so-stupid-that-they-couldn-t-pour-piss/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [“Somewhere in between are the rest of us natives, in whom such change revives long-buried anger at those faraway people who seem to govern…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/somewhere-in-between-are-the-rest-of-us-natives-in-whom-such-change/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [“Republican or Democrat, this nation's affluent urban and suburban classes understand their bread is buttered on the corporate side. The primary difference between the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/republican-or-democrat-this-nation-s-affluent-urban-and-suburban/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [“Parties do not lead revolutions. They follow them. And then only when forced to.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/parties-do-not-lead-revolutions-they-follow-them-and-then-only-when/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [“Inconceivable though it may seem to urban Americans, it is easily possible for many working Americans not to know a person of the liberal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/inconceivable-though-it-may-seem-to-urban-americans-it-is-easily/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [The reality is that our economy now consists of driving 250 million vehicles around the suburbs and malls and eating fried chicken. We don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/the-reality-is-that-our-economy-now-consists-of-driving-250-million/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [You never know you are in a prison unless you try the door](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/you-never-know-you-are-in-a-prison-unless-you-try-the-door/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [“This book is written from a changing town in Virginia, but this class of mine, these people--the ones who smell like an ashtray in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/this-book-is-written-from-a-changing-town-in-virginia-but-this-class/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [Cultural stupidity accounts for virtually every aspect of Sarah Palin, both as a person and a political icon. Which, come to think of it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/cultural-stupidity-accounts-for-virtually-every-aspect-of-sarah-palin/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [“Along with the concept of American Dream runs the notion that every man and woman is entitled to an opinion and to one vote,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/along-with-the-concept-of-american-dream-runs-the-notion-that-every/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [“Somebody left the American Dream in the toaster too long. It's now burnt to a crisp.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/somebody-left-the-american-dream-in-the-toaster-too-long-it-s-now/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

> [“Nearly all of these successful folks have made it in the business world by sticking with the free market ideal of survival of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/nearly-all-of-these-successful-folks-have-made-it-in-the-business/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

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