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> [Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/its-always-a-shock-to-me-when-i-get-recognized/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

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> [It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/it-s-always-a-shock-to-me-when-i-get-recognized/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

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## More by Bryan Callen

> [My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/my-dad-s-idea-of-punishment-was-to-dress-me-up-in-all-green-to/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/i-ve-always-wanted-to-be-a-brooding-deep-dark-artist-but-i-can-never/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [As an actor, you're never busy enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/as-an-actor-you-re-never-busy-enough/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/i-guess-i-am-attracted-to-older-women-i-m-looking-for-a-40-something/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/its-always-a-shock-to-me-when-i-get-recognized/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/if-you-re-the-rolling-stones-you-can-sing-start-me-up-for-35-years/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/compare-sending-someone-a-text-message-and-getting-a-love-letter/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/i-don-t-know-much-but-i-like-talking-to-people-who-know-a-lot-more/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/one-of-the-beautiful-things-about-podcasting-is-that-i-m-not/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/i-celebrate-masculinity-when-i-m-onstage/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/if-you-actually-get-down-to-the-nitty-gritty-of-the-average-pakistani/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/guys-want-a-500-horsepower-car-i-d-rather-have-one-horsepower-in-a/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/women-find-men-attractive-who-are-aggressive-but-later-on-they-get/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/my-point-of-view-is-that-men-are-basically-animals-and-i-m-okay-with/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

> [My parents were really nice to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-callen/my-parents-were-really-nice-to-me/)

[Bryan Callen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-callen/)

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