---
title: "3 Receive Mail Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Receive Mail quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Receive Mail sayings and thoughts."
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> [Call a nursing home and get the names of five people who don't often receive mail. Send each one a Christmas card…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/call-a-nursing-home-and-get-the-names-of-five-people-who-don-t-often/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9af/anonymous-1_christmas_call-a-nursing-home-and-get-the-names-of_163223.jpg)

> [Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/men-live-in-a-fantasy-world-i-know-this-because-i-am-one-and-i/)

[Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6a/scott-adams-666_fantasy_men-live-in-a-fantasy-world-i-know-this_536165.jpg)

> [I don't go to movies, I don't own a television, I don't buy magazines and I try not to receive mail, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-eisenberg/i-don-t-go-to-movies-i-don-t-own-a-television-i-don-t-buy-magazines/)

[Jesse Eisenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-eisenberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/abf/jesse-eisenberg-2642_culture_i-don-t-go-to-movies-i-don-t-own-a-telev_753128.jpg)

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