--- title: "11 Reasons Men Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 11 Reasons Men quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Reasons Men sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c17/curtis-a-chamberlain-36495_education_one-of-the-primary-reasons-that-men-unde_1600109.jpg" --- > [“One of the primary reasons that men undertake the teaching of false doctrine is greed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curtis-a-chamberlain/one-of-the-primary-reasons-that-men-undertake-the-teaching-of-false/) [Curtis A. Chamberlain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curtis-a-chamberlain/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c17/curtis-a-chamberlain-36495_education_one-of-the-primary-reasons-that-men-unde_1600109.jpg) > [I think one of the basic reasons men make good friends is that they can make up their minds quickly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-monroe/i-think-one-of-the-basic-reasons-men-make-good-friends-is-that-they/) [Marilyn Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-monroe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f99/marilyn-monroe-416_friends_i-think-one-of-the-basic-reasons-men-mak_1383194.jpg) > [There must be reasons why we men are so hipped on breasts as if we'd all been weaned too soon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gunter-grass/there-must-be-reasons-why-we-men-are-so-hipped-on-breasts-as-if-we-d/) [Gunter Grass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gunter-grass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b29/gunter-grass-3046_breastfeeding_there-must-be-reasons-why-we-men-are-so_272692.png) > [Men do not have to cook their food; they do so for symbolic reasons to show they are men and not beasts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edmund-leach/men-do-not-have-to-cook-their-food-they-do-so-for-symbolic-reasons-to/) [Edmund Leach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edmund-leach/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4a/edmund-leach-61356_beast_men-do-not-have-to-cook-their-food-they_825361.png) > [“Fishing and ear scratching. The two reasons men were given hands.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-hobb/fishing-and-ear-scratching-the-two-reasons-men-were-given-hands/) [Robin Hobb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-hobb/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42e/robin-hobb-489_fish_fishing-and-ear-scratching-the-two-reaso_272810.jpg) > [Women's roles are diminished for obvious reasons. It's the men whose names are on the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cokie-roberts/women-s-roles-are-diminished-for-obvious-reasons-it-s-the-men-whose/) [Cokie Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cokie-roberts/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fc/cokie-roberts-27173_constitution_women-s-roles-are-diminished-for-obvious_3177374.png) > [If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink, - Good wine, a friend, because I'm dry,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/omar-khayy-m/if-on-my-theme-i-rightly-think-there-are-five-reasons-why-men-drink/) [Omar Khayyam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/omar-khayy-m/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84e/omar-khayy-m-1787_drink_if-on-my-theme-i-rightly-think-there-are_3040887.png) > [Men and women both have an equal capacity to make money, but they want money for different reasons. Men want money for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suze-orman/men-and-women-both-have-an-equal-capacity-to-make-money-but-they-want/) [Suze Orman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suze-orman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d3/suze-orman-1007_capacity_men-and-women-both-have-an-equal-capacit_2048526.jpg) > [There are three reasons why men of genius have long hair. One is, that they forget it is growing. The second is,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/israel-zangwill/there-are-three-reasons-why-men-of-genius-have-long-hair-one-is-that/) [Israel Zangwill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/israel-zangwill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d2/israel-zangwill-15655_cheaper_there-are-three-reasons-why-men-of-geniu_678875.jpg) > [Former soldiers will almost always gravitate to the anti-war party. This happens for obvious reasons. The men who have been in battle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-lurie/former-soldiers-will-almost-always-gravitate-to-the-anti-war-party/) [Rod Lurie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-lurie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/105/rod-lurie-4956_always_former-soldiers-will-almost-always-gravi_2778864.jpg) > [You can take a look at the enrollment at major institutions of higher learning. It's 65% female, 35% male. One of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/you-can-take-a-look-at-the-enrollment-at-major-institutions-of-higher/) [Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1e/rush-limbaugh-28_brown_you-can-take-a-look-at-the-enrollment-at_195226.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/reasons-men/#itemlist", "name": "Reasons Men Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“One of the primary reasons that men undertake the teaching of false doctrine is greed.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Curtis A. 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