--- title: "1 Reality Think Quotes By Jack Paar" description: "1 Reality Think quotes by Jack Paar. Plus more from Jack Paar and more Reality Think sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4d/jack-paar-22730_reality_to-restore-a-sense-of-reality-i-think-wa_3022010.png" --- > [To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/to-restore-a-sense-of-reality-i-think-walt-disney-should-have-a/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4d/jack-paar-22730_reality_to-restore-a-sense-of-reality-i-think-wa_3022010.png) ## More by Jack Paar > [Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/immigration-is-the-sincerest-form-of-flattery/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/randy-and-i-were-goggle-eyed-as-we-gazed-over-the-wonders-of-what/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/looking-back-my-life-seems-like-one-long-obstacle-race-with-me-as-the/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [She should get a divorce and settle down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/she-should-get-a-divorce-and-settle-down/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/then-there-was-the-time-in-hollywood-when-i-sat-down-in-a-breakaway/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/statistics-show-that-many-people-watch-our-show-from-the-bedroom-and/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/variety-and-the-hollywood-reporter-two-publications-read-more/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/disneyland-is-such-a-big-thing-to-californians-i-discovered-that-when/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/i-have-never-seen-a-bad-television-program-because-i-refuse-to-god/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/son-of-lady-chatterley-s-lover-had-obvious-commercial-advantages-as-a/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/one-gets-the-impression-that-this-is-how-ernest-hemingway-would-have/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/hollywood-we-decided-was-a-nice-place-to-die-but-we-wouldn-t-want-to/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/i-m-not-saying-these-flying-discs-don-t-really-exist-but-nobody/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/i-m-complicated-sentimental-lovable-honest-loyal-decent-generous/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) > [In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/in-an-interview-errol-flynn-said-that-his-hobby-was-acting-but-he/) [Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/reality-think/jack-paar/#itemlist", "name": "1 Reality Think Quotes By Jack Paar", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jack Paar" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/to-restore-a-sense-of-reality-i-think-walt-disney-should-have-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4d/jack-paar-22730_reality_to-restore-a-sense-of-reality-i-think-wa_3022010.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4d/jack-paar-22730_reality_to-restore-a-sense-of-reality-i-think-wa_3022010.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4d/jack-paar-22730_reality_to-restore-a-sense-of-reality-i-think-wa_3022010.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.” — Jack Paar", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/reality-think/jack-paar/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/reality-think/jack-paar/", "name": "Reality Think Quotes by Jack Paar", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/reality-think/jack-paar/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4d/jack-paar-22730_reality_to-restore-a-sense-of-reality-i-think-wa_3022010.png" }, "description": "1 Reality Think quotes by Jack Paar. 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