--- title: "13 Real Quotes By Meg Cabot" description: "13 Real quotes by Meg Cabot. Plus more from Meg Cabot and more Real sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/567/meg-cabot-460_real_when-you-fuck-up-shit-gets-real-292516_292516.png" --- > [“When you fuck up, shit gets real.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/when-you-fuck-up-shit-gets-real/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/567/meg-cabot-460_real_when-you-fuck-up-shit-gets-real-292516_292516.png) > [Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/unrequited-love-is-all-right-in-books-and-things-but-in-real-life-it/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48c/meg-cabot-460_book_unrequited-love-is-all-right-in-books-an_1191605.png) > [Because my heat was too full of appreciation for what my friends-- my real friends-- had done for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/because-my-heat-was-too-full-of-appreciation-for-what-my-friends-my/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/525/meg-cabot-460_appreciation_because-my-heat-was-too-full-of-apprecia_1719968.png) > [All of my characters are a little bit based on people I know in real life. You know when you do that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/all-of-my-characters-are-a-little-bit-based-on-people-i-know-in-real/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/225/meg-cabot-460_book_all-of-my-characters-are-a-little-bit-ba_760919.jpg) > [It's only in fairy tales that princesses can afford to wait for the handsome prince to save them. In real life, they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/it-s-only-in-fairy-tales-that-princesses-can-afford-to-wait-for-the/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/538/meg-cabot-460_coffins_it-s-only-in-fairy-tales-that-princesses_2448070.jpg) > [Susannah." My dance partner's breath was soft against my cheek. "Susannah…" Yeah. In my dreams. In real life, the voice calling my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/susannah-my-dance-partner-s-breath-was-soft-against-my-cheek-susannah/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc4/meg-cabot-460_boys_susannah-my-dance-partner-s-breath-was-s_986365.png) > [There's nothing secret about it. Everyone knows that I am waiting for my real parents, the king and queen, to come restore…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/there-s-nothing-secret-about-it-everyone-knows-that-i-am-waiting-for/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/meg-cabot-460_king-and-queen_there-s-nothing-secret-about-it-everyone_114819.png) > [And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/and-i-like-a-good-horror-story-as-much-as-the-next-person-so-long-as/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/107/meg-cabot-460_clear_and-i-like-a-good-horror-story-as-much-a_14112.png) > [Sometimes between lunch and dinner, when there's a lull, Jill and Shaniqua and I will sit around and fantasize about what we'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/sometimes-between-lunch-and-dinner-when-there-s-a-lull-jill-and/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eff/meg-cabot-460_celebrity_sometimes-between-lunch-and-dinner-when_2500284.jpg) > [Tell me what game Steph Landry and I used to play in the big dirt pile they made while they were digging…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/tell-me-what-game-steph-landry-and-i-used-to-play-in-the-big-dirt/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a7/meg-cabot-460_aliens_tell-me-what-game-steph-landry-and-i-use_306236.jpg) > [And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/and-i-like-a-good-horror-story-as-much-as-the-next-person-so-long-as-2/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/566/meg-cabot-460_battle_and-i-like-a-good-horror-story-as-much-a_2229359.jpg) > [Sorry, Bex," Jason said "You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/sorry-bex-jason-said-you-don-t-have-the-recognizable-facial/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc1/meg-cabot-460_blow_sorry-bex-jason-said-you-don-t-have-the_2004792.jpg) > [“Of course it’s real, you bloody git,” Frank said to the young man behind the fruit cart, who had apparently questioned the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/of-course-it-s-real-you-bloody-git-frank-said-to-the-young-man-behind/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1bd/meg-cabot-460_gaze_of-course-it-s-real-you-bloody-git-frank_72491.jpg) ## Other authors on Real ## More by Meg Cabot > [And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too and not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/and-i-like-a-good-horror-story-as-much-as-the-next-person-so-long-as/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [My family, they're story tellers. My mom is Irish, and my dad is Italian. In my family, we weren't allowed to watch TV while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/my-family-they-re-story-tellers-my-mom-is-irish-and-my-dad-is-italian/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/courage-is-not-the-absence-of-fear-but-rather-the-judgement-that/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [“No one has ever died of embarrassment-never, not once in the whole history of time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/no-one-has-ever-died-of-embarrassment-never-not-once-in-the-whole/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [What's the point? was my attitude. We're all just going to die and then NOT be let on the boat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/what-s-the-point-was-my-attitude-we-re-all-just-going-to-die-and-then/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [Meg Cabot is the best author ever](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/meg-cabot-is-the-best-author-ever/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [oh my god, she said are you going to be reasonable about this?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/oh-my-god-she-said-are-you-going-to-be-reasonable-about-this/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's competely sweet and adorable." I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/nikki-brandon-s-never-hurt-anyone-he-s-competely-sweet-and-adorable-i/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [“Very little in life if fair, Susannah”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/very-little-in-life-if-fair-susannah/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [“Of course it’s real, you bloody git,” Frank said to the young man behind the fruit cart, who had apparently questioned the legitimacy of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/of-course-it-s-real-you-bloody-git-frank-said-to-the-young-man-behind/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [Strong female characters - even if they don't necessarily make the same decisions that we might - make such great narrative material, especially when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/strong-female-characters-even-if-they-don-t-necessarily-make-the-same/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [“Communication goes two ways. Somebody has to talk. And somebody has to listen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/communication-goes-two-ways-somebody-has-to-talk-and-somebody-has-to/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [“Cal: “I’m not presuming. I know exactly what you think about me. You think I’m an anal-retentive Armrest Nazi . . . an arrogant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/cal-i-m-not-presuming-i-know-exactly-what-you-think-about-me-you/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [High school sucks. People who say those were the best years of your life - those people are liars... Who wants the best years…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/high-school-sucks-people-who-say-those-were-the-best-years-of-your/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) > [And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/and-try-to-remember-what-we-discussed-susannah-a-mediator-is-someone/) [Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/real/meg-cabot/#itemlist", "name": "13 Real Quotes By Meg Cabot", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“When you fuck up, shit gets real.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Meg Cabot" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/when-you-fuck-up-shit-gets-real/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/567/meg-cabot-460_real_when-you-fuck-up-shit-gets-real-292516_292516.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/567/meg-cabot-460_real_when-you-fuck-up-shit-gets-real-292516_292516.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/567/meg-cabot-460_real_when-you-fuck-up-shit-gets-real-292516_292516.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When you fuck up, shit gets real.” — Meg Cabot", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Meg Cabot" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/unrequited-love-is-all-right-in-books-and-things-but-in-real-life-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48c/meg-cabot-460_book_unrequited-love-is-all-right-in-books-an_1191605.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48c/meg-cabot-460_book_unrequited-love-is-all-right-in-books-an_1191605.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48c/meg-cabot-460_book_unrequited-love-is-all-right-in-books-an_1191605.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks” — Meg Cabot", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Because my heat was too full of appreciation for what my friends-- my real friends-- had done for me.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Meg Cabot" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/because-my-heat-was-too-full-of-appreciation-for-what-my-friends-my/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/525/meg-cabot-460_appreciation_because-my-heat-was-too-full-of-apprecia_1719968.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/525/meg-cabot-460_appreciation_because-my-heat-was-too-full-of-apprecia_1719968.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/525/meg-cabot-460_appreciation_because-my-heat-was-too-full-of-apprecia_1719968.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Because my heat was too full of appreciation for what my friends-- my real friends-- had done for me.” — Meg Cabot", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "All of my characters are a little bit based on people I know in real life. 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