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title: "3 Real Hot Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Real Hot quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Real Hot sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Holy shit. Max touched the hot guy. If only cooties were real. I could get the hot guy’s cooties if I grabbed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shealy-james/holy-shit-max-touched-the-hot-guy-if-only-cooties-were-real-i-could/)

[Shealy James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shealy-james/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e69/shealy-james-79069_gaze_holy-shit-max-touched-the-hot-guy-if-onl_88033.jpg)

> [“Is he for real? A hot guy who makes me laugh and loves poetry? Someone pinch me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colleen-hoover/is-he-for-real-a-hot-guy-who-makes-me-laugh-and-loves-poetry-someone/)

[Colleen Hoover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colleen-hoover/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7b/colleen-hoover-124_hot-guy_is-he-for-real-a-hot-guy-who-makes-me-la_710134.jpg)

> [I don't want people thinking of me sexually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-rodriguez/i-don-t-want-people-thinking-of-me-sexually-i-don-t-want-people-to-be/)

[Michelle Rodriguez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-rodriguez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c5/michelle-rodriguez-5271_armpits_i-don-t-want-people-thinking-of-me-sexua_1325822.jpg)

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