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title: "2 Real Drunk Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handy/and-after-you-re-real-drunk-maybe-go-down-to-the-public-park-and/)

[Jack Handy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa8/jack-handy-40777_drunk_and-after-you-re-real-drunk-maybe-go-dow_583819.jpg)

> [A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paritoshik-sharma/a-drinker-eats-when-he-s-loaded-a-real-drunk-eats-when-he-s-not/)

[Paritoshik Sharma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paritoshik-sharma/)

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