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> [“The first rule of Thug Kitchen is: Read the recipe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/the-first-rule-of-thug-kitchen-is-read-the-recipe/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

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## More by Thug Kitchen

> [“you don’t like an ingredient, say mushrooms, then don’t try a recipe where the main ingredient is a motherfucking mushroom. And don’t go thinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/you-don-t-like-an-ingredient-say-mushrooms-then-don-t-try-a-recipe/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“you’ll realize you can’t substitute basil for spinach in a salad because spinach is a main ingredient, but you can add spinach in place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/you-ll-realize-you-can-t-substitute-basil-for-spinach-in-a-salad/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“And did you know that liquid measurements aren’t the same as dry measurements? Fucking ridiculous, right? If you try to measure out 1 cup…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/and-did-you-know-that-liquid-measurements-aren-t-the-same-as-dry/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“The steps are the same regardless of what bean you’re making, only the cooking time changes. Here are some guidelines, but trust your taste.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/the-steps-are-the-same-regardless-of-what-bean-you-re-making-only-the/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“Here is a cheat sheet of what equals what so you can just use another tool instead of fucking shit up:”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/here-is-a-cheat-sheet-of-what-equals-what-so-you-can-just-use-another/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“Studies have found that people who eat more than five servings of fruits and vegetables per day have a 20 percent lower risk of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/studies-have-found-that-people-who-eat-more-than-five-servings-of/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“When you are switching things out, consider how some ingredients have different cooking times, or contain more or less liquid—which can change the whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/when-you-are-switching-things-out-consider-how-some-ingredients-have/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“The first rule of Thug Kitchen is: Read the recipe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/the-first-rule-of-thug-kitchen-is-read-the-recipe/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“After you have been doing this a bit, you won’t have to work so hard and dinner will take no time at all. Future…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/after-you-have-been-doing-this-a-bit-you-won-t-have-to-work-so-hard/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“Math tip: Beans tend to triple in size when you cook them, so if you want to end up with 1½ cups of cooked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/math-tip-beans-tend-to-triple-in-size-when-you-cook-them-so-if-you/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“When you’re ready to cook the beans, drain the soaking water and throw the beans in a pot. You can add some carrots, onions,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/when-you-re-ready-to-cook-the-beans-drain-the-soaking-water-and-throw/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“First, pick through the dried beans and throw out any that look fucked up, then rinse the winners. Put them in a big container…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/first-pick-through-the-dried-beans-and-throw-out-any-that-look-fucked/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

> [“Taste while you’re cooking, not right before you are about to serve it when it’s too late to change shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thug-kitchen/taste-while-you-re-cooking-not-right-before-you-are-about-to-serve-it/)

[Thug Kitchen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thug-kitchen/)

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