--- title: "1 Rand Paul Quotes By Michael R. Burch" description: "1 Rand Paul quotes by Michael R. Burch. Plus more from Michael R. Burch and more Rand Paul sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2db/michael-r-burch-14947_blow_rand-paul-tried-hard-to-upstage-donald-t_206451.png" --- > [Rand Paul tried hard to upstage Donald Trump at the first debate, talking tough about his guns and his right not to register them. But with his pixie-ish perm, Paul does not impress me as the gunslinger type. Rand Paul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/rand-paul-tried-hard-to-upstage-donald-trump-at-the-first-debate/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2db/michael-r-burch-14947_blow_rand-paul-tried-hard-to-upstage-donald-t_206451.png) ## More by Michael R. Burch > [Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/hell-hath-no-fury-like-a-frustrated-fundamentalist-whose-god/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/love-is-either-wholly-folly-or-fully-holy/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Rand Paul tried hard to upstage Donald Trump at the first debate, talking tough about his guns and his right not to register them.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/rand-paul-tried-hard-to-upstage-donald-trump-at-the-first-debate/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/if-every-witty-thing-that-s-said-was-true-oscar-wilde-the-world-would/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/donald-trump-isn-t-really-running-for-president-come-on-this-is/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/donald-trump-really-is-a-fan-of-the-bible-except-that-it-s-far-too/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/trump-has-officially-changed-his-name-to-ronald-because-he-s-such-a/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/when-i-was-being-bullied-i-had-to-learn-not-to-judge-myself-by-the/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/if-brevity-is-the-soul-of-wit-then-brevity-and-levity-are-the-whole/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/donald-trump-accused-huma-abedin-of-sharing-state-secrets-with-her/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/president-obama-contends-that-charges-he-is-not-really-an-american/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/i-lived-as-best-i-could-and-then-i-died-be-careful-where-you-step-the/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/many-presidents-have-believed-in-god-but-donald-trump-evidently/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/perhaps-love-doesn-t-make-the-world-go-round-but-it-makes-the-bumpy/) [Michael R. Burch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-r-burch/) > [The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-r-burch/the-slogan-of-the-american-civil-rights-movement-was-we-shall/) [Michael R. 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