--- title: "1 Ram Took Quotes By Joe Ide" description: "1 Ram Took quotes by Joe Ide. Plus more from Joe Ide and more Ram Took sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aee/joe-ide-12891_two-hands_the-battering-ram-took-the-door-out-no-p_439537.jpg" --- > [“The battering ram took the door out no problem. The siren was as loud as Pet City’s but the burglars wore noise-suppression headphones like the pit crews at NASCAR. They didn’t block the sound out completely but at least your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/the-battering-ram-took-the-door-out-no-problem-the-siren-was-as-loud/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aee/joe-ide-12891_two-hands_the-battering-ram-took-the-door-out-no-p_439537.jpg) ## More by Joe Ide > [“Come on in,” he said without getting up. “I’m Ed Blevins. Please, sit-sit, we’re not formal around here. Let me guess. You’re here about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/come-on-in-he-said-without-getting-up-i-m-ed-blevins-please-sit-sit/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“We’d like to see the security supervisor,” Isaiah said. “You mean Ed?” she said, as if they were making a silly mistake. “If that’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/we-d-like-to-see-the-security-supervisor-isaiah-said-you-mean-ed-she/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“Now it’s hard to make out here but your dog has some dewlap, wrinkling on the forehead, the legs are a little long and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/now-it-s-hard-to-make-out-here-but-your-dog-has-some-dewlap-wrinkling/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“Look at him. There’s no more chance he’ll make a decent record than Bug turning down a Family Meal at Popeye’s.” Cal”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/look-at-him-there-s-no-more-chance-he-ll-make-a-decent-record-than/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“picked this up at Skip’s place,” the kid said. He showed Bobby a bullet. It looked like a regular .45-caliber round but the bullet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/picked-this-up-at-skip-s-place-the-kid-said-he-showed-bobby-a-bullet/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“Nestor wondered why the guy didn't stay around & be a hero…Nestor would have to find him & thank him personally. A black guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/nestor-wondered-why-the-guy-didn-t-stay-around-be-a-hero-nestor-would/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“Isaiah went on explaining like a college professor talking to a not very bright middle school student:”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/isaiah-went-on-explaining-like-a-college-professor-talking-to-a-not/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“The battering ram took the door out no problem. The siren was as loud as Pet City’s but the burglars wore noise-suppression headphones like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/the-battering-ram-took-the-door-out-no-problem-the-siren-was-as-loud/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“My name is Isaiah,” Isaiah said. Bug held his meaty paw in the shape of a handgun, shooting it for emphasis. “Well, I’m gonna…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/my-name-is-isaiah-isaiah-said-bug-held-his-meaty-paw-in-the-shape-of/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“I be at the strip club, gettin’ me some hot rub, tokin’ on a big dub, hungry for some big grub. Split to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/i-be-at-the-strip-club-gettin-me-some-hot-rub-tokin-on-a-big-dub/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“I got to stop roamin’, be a pigeon goin’ homin’ back to Mississippi, make some homemade chili while I be chillin’ with my kinfolk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/i-got-to-stop-roamin-be-a-pigeon-goin-homin-back-to-mississippi-make/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“Black the Knife, down without a fight A termite, a flea bite, Got stage fright, no right to life Boy’s an absentee, a detainee,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/black-the-knife-down-without-a-fight-a-termite-a-flea-bite-got-stage/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“All right,” she said. “Inductive reasoning. It’s what those so-called detectives on CSI, SVU, LMNOP and all the rest of them call deductive reasoning,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/all-right-she-said-inductive-reasoning-it-s-what-those-so-called/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“Dodson looked saddened, as if Mr. Ingram had been stricken with some rare disease. “It’s a hustler’s world, son,” Dodson said, “and if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/dodson-looked-saddened-as-if-mr-ingram-had-been-stricken-with-some/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) > [“My brain is in pain with none of the gain what’s happening in my mind I can’t quantify or justify my lifestyle eatin’ me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-ide/my-brain-is-in-pain-with-none-of-the-gain-what-s-happening-in-my-mind/) [Joe Ide](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-ide/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ram-took/joe-ide/#itemlist", "name": "1 Ram Took Quotes By Joe Ide", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The battering ram took the door out no problem. 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