--- title: "22 Rachel-hawkins Quotes by 1 author" description: "Browse 22 Rachel-hawkins quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Rachel-hawkins sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6df/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_no-don-t-distract-me-with-your-sexy-talk_1049819.jpg" --- > [“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/no-don-t-distract-me-with-your-sexy-talk/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6df/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_no-don-t-distract-me-with-your-sexy-talk_1049819.jpg) > [“Where the heck was I while you were playing Grand Theft Cellar?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/where-the-heck-was-i-while-you-were-playing-grand-theft-cellar/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc1/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_where-the-heck-was-i-while-you-were-play_1688257.jpg) > [“What are those people doing?" Jenna whispered to me. "I don't know," I replied through a frozen grin, "but I'm afraid a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/what-are-those-people-doing-jenna-whispered-to-me-i-don-t-know-i/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16b/rachel-hawkins-379_demonglass_what-are-those-people-doing-jenna-whispe_2491060.jpg) > [“Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/um-mercer-haven-t-seen-you-in-nearly-a-month-i-was-expecting/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5b/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_um-mercer-haven-t-seen-you-in-nearly-a-m_2086539.jpg) > [“Cal stepped forward, hopefully to come to my rescue. "I could toss her off the pier, Ms. Vanderlyden." Or not.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/cal-stepped-forward-hopefully-to-come-to-my-rescue-i-could-toss-her/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed2/rachel-hawkins-379_cal_cal-stepped-forward-hopefully-to-come-to_2635.jpg) > [“Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/dad-was-at-his-desk-when-i-opened-the-door-doing-what-all-british/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/799/rachel-hawkins-379_british_dad-was-at-his-desk-when-i-opened-the-do_1486427.jpg) > [“Okay, fine. But just so you know, following me into hell means you're all definitely the sidekicks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/okay-fine-but-just-so-you-know-following-me-into-hell-means-you-re-2/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ea/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_okay-fine-but-just-so-you-know-following_2375123.jpg) > [“His voice was low, and I think he would've been hot if he weren't radiating that air of "I Am Super Evil--No,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/his-voice-was-low-and-i-think-he-would-ve-been-hot-if-he-weren-t/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c72/rachel-hawkins-379_evil_his-voice-was-low-and-i-think-he-would-v_3040966.jpg) > [“He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/he-probably-would-ve-raised-an-eyebrow-in-that-annoying-hot-way-he/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33c/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_he-probably-would-ve-raised-an-eyebrow-i_2928604.jpg) > [“So hologram means--" I finally said. "It means non-corporeal, yeah. Which sucks seeing as how there are a lot of very corporeal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/so-hologram-means-i-finally-said-it-means-non-corporeal-yeah-which/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c3/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_so-hologram-means-i-finally-said-it-mean_239955.jpg) > [“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past." "Really?" I asked, paging through the papers in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/you-know-i-can-see-more-than-just-the-future-or-the-past-really-i/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/590/rachel-hawkins-379_asked_you-know-i-can-see-more-than-just-the-fu_2690168.jpg) > [“Right. So no plans at all then?" Jenna frowned. "Other than rocking in the fetal position for a while?" "Yeah, I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/right-so-no-plans-at-all-then-jenna-frowned-other-than-rocking-in-the/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55e/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_right-so-no-plans-at-all-then-jenna-frow_2386446.jpg) > [“They stared each other down, and while the dorky eleven-year-old in my soul kind of hoped that two hot boys might fight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/they-stared-each-other-down-and-while-the-dorky-eleven-year-old-in-my/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f69/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_they-stared-each-other-down-and-while-th_2036431.jpg) > [“I wish we could go to the movies." I stared at him. "We're in a creepy dungeon. There's a chance I might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-wish-we-could-go-to-the-movies-i-stared-at-him-we-re-in-a-creepy/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_i-wish-we-could-go-to-the-movies-i-stare_3176301.jpg) > [“So why were you with her?” “She was my assignment.” “From The Eye?” “No, from the Boy Scouts. That Witch Dating badge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/so-why-were-you-with-her-she-was-my-assignment-from-the-eye-no-from/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb5/rachel-hawkins-379_boy-scout_so-why-were-you-with-her-she-was-my-assi_1269880.jpg) > [“Good luck explaining to God that you used to spank one of his heavenly beings." Mom gave a startled laugh. "Sophie!" "What?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/good-luck-explaining-to-god-that-you-used-to-spank-one-of-his/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c63/rachel-hawkins-379_good-luck_good-luck-explaining-to-god-that-you-use_1827140.jpg) > [“We could argue in front of our lockers all dramatically," I said. "That's something I saw a lot at human high schools."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/we-could-argue-in-front-of-our-lockers-all-dramatically-i-said-that-s/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e85/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_we-could-argue-in-front-of-our-lockers-a_2158469.jpg) > [“Oh, come on, Sophie. Don't you get it? He's L'Occhio di Dio's ultimate weapon. They used him as a spy at Hecate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/oh-come-on-sophie-don-t-you-get-it-he-s-l-occhio-di-dio-s-ultimate/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aff/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_oh-come-on-sophie-don-t-you-get-it-he-s_1755885.jpg) > [ “Nothing in this place is sexy," I told him, and he\[Dex\] laughed. "Oh, come on, Izzy. Even you, Miss Anti-Romance, can admit… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/nothing-in-this-place-is-sexy-i-told-him-and-he-dex-laughed-oh-come/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f6/rachel-hawkins-379_bats_nothing-in-this-place-is-sexy-i-told-him_588666.jpg) > [“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/the-hand-on-my-hair-moved-to-my-back-and-i-realized-someone-was/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61d/rachel-hawkins-379_angels_the-hand-on-my-hair-moved-to-my-back-and_536900.jpg) > [“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-heard-the-man-and-woman-cry-a-warning-as-i-frantically-racked-my/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66e/rachel-hawkins-379_dog_i-heard-the-man-and-woman-cry-a-warning_2676938.jpg) > [“This may sound weird, but the first thing I thought as I watched that ten-feet-tall bronze lady plummet toward my face was,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/this-may-sound-weird-but-the-first-thing-i-thought-as-i-watched-that-2/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d41/rachel-hawkins-379_demonglass_this-may-sound-weird-but-the-first-thing_1585015.jpg) ## Top authors on Rachel-hawkins - [Rachel Hawkins 22 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/rachel-hawkins/rachel-hawkins/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/rachel-hawkins/#itemlist", "name": "Rachel-hawkins Quotes", "numberOfItems": 22, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/no-don-t-distract-me-with-your-sexy-talk/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6df/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_no-don-t-distract-me-with-your-sexy-talk_1049819.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6df/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_no-don-t-distract-me-with-your-sexy-talk_1049819.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6df/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_no-don-t-distract-me-with-your-sexy-talk_1049819.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.” — Rachel Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Where the heck was I while you were playing Grand Theft Cellar?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/where-the-heck-was-i-while-you-were-playing-grand-theft-cellar/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc1/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_where-the-heck-was-i-while-you-were-play_1688257.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc1/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_where-the-heck-was-i-while-you-were-play_1688257.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc1/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_where-the-heck-was-i-while-you-were-play_1688257.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Where the heck was I while you were playing Grand Theft Cellar?” — Rachel Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What are those people doing?\" Jenna whispered to me. \"I don't know,\" I replied through a frozen grin, \"but I'm afraid a musical number might be involved.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/what-are-those-people-doing-jenna-whispered-to-me-i-don-t-know-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16b/rachel-hawkins-379_demonglass_what-are-those-people-doing-jenna-whispe_2491060.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16b/rachel-hawkins-379_demonglass_what-are-those-people-doing-jenna-whispe_2491060.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16b/rachel-hawkins-379_demonglass_what-are-those-people-doing-jenna-whispe_2491060.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What are those people doing?\" Jenna whispered to me. \"I don't know,\" I replied through a frozen grin, \"but…” — Rachel Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Um...Mercer? 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Which sucks seeing as how there are a lot of very corporeal things I'd like to do with you right now.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/so-hologram-means-i-finally-said-it-means-non-corporeal-yeah-which/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c3/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_so-hologram-means-i-finally-said-it-mean_239955.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c3/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_so-hologram-means-i-finally-said-it-mean_239955.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c3/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_so-hologram-means-i-finally-said-it-mean_239955.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“So hologram means--\" I finally said. \"It means non-corporeal, yeah. Which sucks seeing as how there are a…” — Rachel Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past.\" \"Really?\" I asked, paging through the papers in the file. \"Can you also see the present? Because I can do that, too. 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So no plans at all then?\" Jenna frowned. \"Other than rocking in the fetal position for a while?\" \"Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry,\" Archer offered.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/right-so-no-plans-at-all-then-jenna-frowned-other-than-rocking-in-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55e/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_right-so-no-plans-at-all-then-jenna-frow_2386446.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55e/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_right-so-no-plans-at-all-then-jenna-frow_2386446.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55e/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_right-so-no-plans-at-all-then-jenna-frow_2386446.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Right. So no plans at all then?\" Jenna frowned. \"Other than rocking in the fetal position for a while?\"…” — Rachel Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“They stared each other down, and while the dorky eleven-year-old in my soul kind of hoped that two hot boys might fight over me, the rational, seventeen-year-old knew that Archer need to get out of here, fast.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/they-stared-each-other-down-and-while-the-dorky-eleven-year-old-in-my/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f69/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_they-stared-each-other-down-and-while-th_2036431.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f69/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_they-stared-each-other-down-and-while-th_2036431.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f69/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_they-stared-each-other-down-and-while-th_2036431.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“They stared each other down, and while the dorky eleven-year-old in my soul kind of hoped that two hot boys…” — Rachel Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I wish we could go to the movies.\" I stared at him. \"We're in a creepy dungeon. There's a chance I might die in the next few hours. You are going to die in the next few hours. And if you had one wish, it would be to catch a movie?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-wish-we-could-go-to-the-movies-i-stared-at-him-we-re-in-a-creepy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_i-wish-we-could-go-to-the-movies-i-stare_3176301.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_i-wish-we-could-go-to-the-movies-i-stare_3176301.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_i-wish-we-could-go-to-the-movies-i-stare_3176301.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I wish we could go to the movies.\" I stared at him. \"We're in a creepy dungeon. 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That Witch Dating badge just kept eluding me.” “Well, you must have at least three Total Douchebag badges by now, so that has to count for something.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/so-why-were-you-with-her-she-was-my-assignment-from-the-eye-no-from/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb5/rachel-hawkins-379_boy-scout_so-why-were-you-with-her-she-was-my-assi_1269880.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb5/rachel-hawkins-379_boy-scout_so-why-were-you-with-her-she-was-my-assi_1269880.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb5/rachel-hawkins-379_boy-scout_so-why-were-you-with-her-she-was-my-assi_1269880.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“So why were you with her?” “She was my assignment.” “From The Eye?” “No, from the Boy Scouts. That Witch…” — Rachel Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 16, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Good luck explaining to God that you used to spank one of his heavenly beings.\" Mom gave a startled laugh. \"Sophie!\" \"What? You did. I hope you like hot weather, Mom, that's all I'm saying.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/good-luck-explaining-to-god-that-you-used-to-spank-one-of-his/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c63/rachel-hawkins-379_good-luck_good-luck-explaining-to-god-that-you-use_1827140.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c63/rachel-hawkins-379_good-luck_good-luck-explaining-to-god-that-you-use_1827140.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c63/rachel-hawkins-379_good-luck_good-luck-explaining-to-god-that-you-use_1827140.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Good luck explaining to God that you used to spank one of his heavenly beings.\" Mom gave a startled laugh…” — Rachel Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 17, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“We could argue in front of our lockers all dramatically,\" I said. \"That's something I saw a lot at human high schools.\" He squeezed me in a quick hug. \"Yes! Now that sounds like a good time. And then I could come to your house in the middle of the night and play music really loudly under your window until you took me back.\" I chuckled. \"You watch too many movies. Ooh, we could be lab partners!\" \"Isn't that kind of what we were in Defense?\" \"Yeah, but in normal high school, there would be more science, less kicking each other in the face.\" \"Nice.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/we-could-argue-in-front-of-our-lockers-all-dramatically-i-said-that-s/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e85/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_we-could-argue-in-front-of-our-lockers-a_2158469.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e85/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_we-could-argue-in-front-of-our-lockers-a_2158469.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e85/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_we-could-argue-in-front-of-our-lockers-a_2158469.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“We could argue in front of our lockers all dramatically,\" I said. \"That's something I saw a lot at human…” — Rachel Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 18, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Oh, come on, Sophie. Don't you get it? He's L'Occhio di Dio's ultimate weapon. They used him as a spy at Hecate for years, so what makes you think that's stopped now? This is probably just his new assignment, getting close to you so he can use you for information about the Council.\" \"Actually, I was just going to use her for her body, but that's a good idea, too.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/oh-come-on-sophie-don-t-you-get-it-he-s-l-occhio-di-dio-s-ultimate/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aff/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_oh-come-on-sophie-don-t-you-get-it-he-s_1755885.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aff/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_oh-come-on-sophie-don-t-you-get-it-he-s_1755885.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aff/rachel-hawkins-379_archer_oh-come-on-sophie-don-t-you-get-it-he-s_1755885.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Oh, come on, Sophie. Don't you get it? He's L'Occhio di Dio's ultimate weapon. 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Did you know there's a cave in Mexico where they have a whole mountain made out guano?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/nothing-in-this-place-is-sexy-i-told-him-and-he-dex-laughed-oh-come/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f6/rachel-hawkins-379_bats_nothing-in-this-place-is-sexy-i-told-him_588666.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f6/rachel-hawkins-379_bats_nothing-in-this-place-is-sexy-i-told-him_588666.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f6/rachel-hawkins-379_bats_nothing-in-this-place-is-sexy-i-told-him_588666.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Nothing in this place is sexy,\" I told him, and he[Dex] laughed. \"Oh, come on, Izzy. Even you, Miss…” — Rachel Hawkins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant. \"'I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you...'\" the voice crooned. I frowned. Was that really an appropriate song for the Heavenly Host to be--”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Hawkins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/the-hand-on-my-hair-moved-to-my-back-and-i-realized-someone-was/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61d/rachel-hawkins-379_angels_the-hand-on-my-hair-moved-to-my-back-and_536900.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61d/rachel-hawkins-379_angels_the-hand-on-my-hair-moved-to-my-back-and_536900.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61d/rachel-hawkins-379_angels_the-hand-on-my-hair-moved-to-my-back-and_536900.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. 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