--- title: "2 Queue Said Quotes by 2 authors" description: "Browse 2 Queue Said quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Queue Said sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bf/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_at-the-sperm-bank-there-was-a-woman-in-t_1936693.jpg" --- > [At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer as her mouth was full.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/at-the-sperm-bank-there-was-a-woman-in-the-deposit-queue-i-said-she/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bf/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_at-the-sperm-bank-there-was-a-woman-in-t_1936693.jpg) > [“Snarling an oath from an Icelandic saga, I reclaimed my place at the head of the queue. "Oy!" yelled a punk rocker, with studs in his cranium. "There's a fackin' queue!" Never apologize, advises Lloyd George. Say it again, only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-mitchell/snarling-an-oath-from-an-icelandic-saga-i-reclaimed-my-place-at-the/) [David Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-mitchell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef2/david-mitchell-264_absurd_snarling-an-oath-from-an-icelandic-saga_2455037.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/queue-said/#itemlist", "name": "Queue Said Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. 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