--- title: "16 Question Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "16 Question quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Question sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/456/jarod-kintz-2_dreams_question-for-your-life-if-the-man-of-you_206003.jpg" --- > [“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions only, would you try to print duplicates of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/question-for-your-life-if-the-man-of-your-dreams-existed-in-two/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/456/jarod-kintz-2_dreams_question-for-your-life-if-the-man-of-you_206003.jpg) > [“I’m not in the system. I’m starting to question my own existence.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-not-in-the-system-i-m-starting-to-question-my-own-existence/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fe/jarod-kintz-2_existence_i-m-not-in-the-system-i-m-starting-to-qu_2689721.jpg) > [“The question is not where am I, but who am I? Where I am: Inside the body of my clone.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-question-is-not-where-am-i-but-who-am-i-where-i-am-inside-the/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/315/jarod-kintz-2_quote_the-question-is-not-where-am-i-but-who-a_1242771.jpg) > [“If I could adorn myself with a question, I’d wear a where. It would never go out of style, because location is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-i-could-adorn-myself-with-a-question-i-d-wear-a-where-it-would/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d5/jarod-kintz-2_fashion_if-i-could-adorn-myself-with-a-question_2200596.jpg) > [“Question for your life: If your face looked like your ass, and I’m not implying it doesn’t, would you consider invading Russia…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/question-for-your-life-if-your-face-looked-like-your-ass-and-i-m-not/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/910/jarod-kintz-2_life_question-for-your-life-if-your-face-look_2579429.jpg) > [“Too bad my car key won’t start my house. And to answer your unasked question, no you can’t use my toaster like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/too-bad-my-car-key-won-t-start-my-house-and-to-answer-your-unasked/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efd/jarod-kintz-2_food_too-bad-my-car-key-won-t-start-my-house_561626.jpg) > [“Question for your life: Would you rather be the first female U.S. President, the first woman to walk on the moon, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/question-for-your-life-would-you-rather-be-the-first-female-u-s/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46f/jarod-kintz-2_life_question-for-your-life-would-you-rather_1376131.jpg) > [“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my cleanliness. I’d also wonder if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-i-were-a-robot-and-i-got-cheated-on-with-a-vacuum-cleaner-i-d/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e30/jarod-kintz-2_gold-digger_if-i-were-a-robot-and-i-got-cheated-on-w_2906356.jpg) > [“Question for your life: Let’s say we’re making love on the moon, and my clone decides to show up. Would you tell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/question-for-your-life-let-s-say-we-re-making-love-on-the-moon-and-my/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f1/jarod-kintz-2_life_question-for-your-life-let-s-say-we-re-m_429707.jpg) > [“Instead of making trash cans cylinder shaped, they should make the mold look more like a person, to help with that ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/instead-of-making-trash-cans-cylinder-shaped-they-should-make-the/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/170/jarod-kintz-2_question_instead-of-making-trash-cans-cylinder-sh_2625063.jpg) > [“My last name should be “Why,” because it is my destiny to question everything, including how to change my last name to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-last-name-should-be-why-because-it-is-my-destiny-to-question/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04f/jarod-kintz-2_destiny_my-last-name-should-be-why-because-it-is_609550.jpg) > [“I am what I am, and I don’t need to prove it—least of all to myself. And I’ll be damned if I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-am-what-i-am-and-i-don-t-need-to-prove-it-least-of-all-to-myself/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c7/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-am-what-i-am-and-i-don-t-need-to-prove_2213603.jpg) > [“A brick could be used as a symbol for the kind of life I’m trying to build. The question now is, what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-as-a-symbol-for-the-kind-of-life-i-m-trying-to/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdf/jarod-kintz-2_life_a-brick-could-be-used-as-a-symbol-for-th_2166043.jpg) > [“I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-had-a-dream-about-you-where-you-were-an-economic-hero-so-is-the/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c5/jarod-kintz-2_dreams_i-had-a-dream-about-you-where-you-were-a_2933196.jpg) > [“Question for your life: Let’s say we’re on a date, and I’m being all seductive by talking nonstop about such interesting topics…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/question-for-your-life-let-s-say-we-re-on-a-date-and-i-m-being-all/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba4/jarod-kintz-2_life_question-for-your-life-let-s-say-we-re-o_1048393.jpg) > [“Dear Miss Hummingbird, The leaves are turning green now, but not with envy. But they should be envious, because I, Jarod Ora…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dear-miss-hummingbird-the-leaves-are-turning-green-now-but-not-with/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e59/jarod-kintz-2_interesting-people_dear-miss-hummingbird-the-leaves-are-tur_1689696.jpg) ## Other authors on Question ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/question/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "16 Question Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions only, would you try to print duplicates of him?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jarod Kintz" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/question-for-your-life-if-the-man-of-your-dreams-existed-in-two/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/456/jarod-kintz-2_dreams_question-for-your-life-if-the-man-of-you_206003.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/456/jarod-kintz-2_dreams_question-for-your-life-if-the-man-of-you_206003.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/456/jarod-kintz-2_dreams_question-for-your-life-if-the-man-of-you_206003.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions only, would you try to print…” — Jarod Kintz", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I’m not in the system. 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