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title: "19 Pussy Quotes By Nikhil Saluja"
description: "19 Pussy quotes by Nikhil Saluja. Plus more from Nikhil Saluja and more Pussy sayings from other authors."
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> [Pussy: one of my favorite finger foods.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/pussy-one-of-my-favorite-finger-foods/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I'm not a big fan of cats, but I can make her pussy purr.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-not-a-big-fan-of-cats-but-i-can-make-her-pussy-purr/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Better to die as a man, than to live as a pussy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/better-to-die-as-a-man-than-to-live-as-a-pussy/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Man who buy drowned cat, must pay for stinking wet pussy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/man-who-buy-drowned-cat-must-pay-for-stinking-wet-pussy/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I would lick a pizza's pussy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-would-lick-a-pizza-s-pussy/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b45/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_i-would-lick-a-pizza-s-pussy-2116409_2116409.jpg)

> [I never eat pussy without a mustard sauce.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-never-eat-pussy-without-a-mustard-sauce/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you're not a pussy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/every-zoo-is-a-petting-zoo-if-you-re-not-a-pussy/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/my-penis-is-like-a-gun-when-i-set-it-to-semi-the-pussy-cums-automatic/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Any man can lick pussy, but it takes a real man to lick her asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/any-man-can-lick-pussy-but-it-takes-a-real-man-to-lick-her-asshole/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Girls are like the bank, they'll loan you the pussy, just as long as your ass keeps making the monthly payment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/girls-are-like-the-bank-they-ll-loan-you-the-pussy-just-as-long-as/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96f/nikhil-saluja-26_loan_girls-are-like-the-bank-they-ll-loan-you_2461167.jpg)

> [Fuck PJ's. The only thing a man should be in when he sleeps is a woman's pussy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/fuck-pj-s-the-only-thing-a-man-should-be-in-when-he-sleeps-is-a-woman/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/439/nikhil-saluja-26_nigga_fuck-pj-s-the-only-thing-a-man-should-be_2320303.jpg)

> [Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/found-out-my-girlfriend-has-been-selling-her-pussy-but-it-s-ok-she-s/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [If you're a cowboy who likes to line dance always remember, the girl behind you is secretly calling you a pussy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-re-a-cowboy-who-likes-to-line-dance-always-remember-the-girl/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-a-girl-calls-me-a-pussy-my-penis-will-fuck-her-up-cause-it-s-one/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44a/nikhil-saluja-26_fuck_if-a-girl-calls-me-a-pussy-my-penis-will_3075703.jpg)

> [I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-wish-pussy-could-talk-just-so-that-my-dick-would-have-the-pleasure/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/907/nikhil-saluja-26_nigga_i-wish-pussy-could-talk-just-so-that-my_2973543.jpg)

> [I eat all kinds of pussy just in case some jerk hacks my Twitter and says I eat all kinds of pussy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-eat-all-kinds-of-pussy-just-in-case-some-jerk-hacks-my-twitter-and/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Give a man some 'pussy' and he'll have 'sex' for a day. Teach a man to 'jackoff' and he'll have 'sex' for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/give-a-man-some-pussy-and-he-ll-have-sex-for-a-day-teach-a-man-to/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-re-going-to-act-like-a-pussy-you-should-at-least-dress-like/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [They say you are what you eat, which is ironic 'cause I always thought guys who don't eat pussy were the biggest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/they-say-you-are-what-you-eat-which-is-ironic-cause-i-always-thought/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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## Other authors on Pussy

## More by Nikhil Saluja

> [Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-i-look-at-my-awesome-twitter-followers-think-to-myself-what/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-am-an-expert-at-reading-lips-especially-when-it-s-not-moving/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Penis goes in , sperms cums out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/penis-goes-in-sperms-cums-out/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yes-yes-you-can-count-on-me-fingers/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/she-was-only-a-whiskey-maker-but-he-loved-her-still/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-won-t-be-tweeting-this-sunday-i-have-better-things-to-do-like/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-wanna-discuss-about-it-people-who-want-to-discuss-about-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-get-too-excited-but-i-m-naked-under-these-clothes/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [In case of emergency , Break Dance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-case-of-emergency-break-dance/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Oxymoron: She's Smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/oxymoron-she-s-smart/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/men-and-women-shop-differently-men-know-what-they-want-before-they/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-receive-virtual-smiles-sweet-morning-and-night-greetings/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [You are the love of my twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-are-the-love-of-my-twitter/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/do-girls-really-look-at-penises-and-say-wow-i-can-t-wait-to-put-that/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/failure-doesnt-mean-you-are-inferior-it-does-mean-you-are-not-perfect/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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