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title: "7 Purse Like Quotes by 5 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Purse Like quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Purse Like sayings and thoughts."
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> [Shaunee was digging in her purse like she'd misplaced a tube of one of MAC's seasonal lipsticks that you buy and fall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/shaunee-was-digging-in-her-purse-like-she-d-misplaced-a-tube-of-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/009/anonymous-1_being-crazy_shaunee-was-digging-in-her-purse-like-sh_1039726.jpg)

> [“My purse, like all purses, seems to have a traveling black hole in it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurell-k-hamilton/my-purse-like-all-purses-seems-to-have-a-traveling-black-hole-in-it/)

[Laurell K. Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurell-k-hamilton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb0/laurell-k-hamilton-199_black-hole_my-purse-like-all-purses-seems-to-have-a_1124185.png)

> [My purse is like an onion. Every time I open it, I cry!...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-purse-is-like-an-onion-every-time-i-open-it-i-cry/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b59/anonymous-1_money_my-purse-is-like-an-onion-every-time-i-o_2161620.jpg)

> [I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-carry-a-magnum-size-condom-in-my-purse-like-a-modern-day-glass/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/936/anonymous-1_condom_i-carry-a-magnum-size-condom-in-my-purse_2272825.jpg)

> [I'm competitive and I have a messy purse, but otherwise, I like people to think I'm a winner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-slate/i-m-competitive-and-i-have-a-messy-purse-but-otherwise-i-like-people/)

[Jenny Slate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-slate/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b82/jenny-slate-11864_football_i-m-competitive-and-i-have-a-messy-purse_2292713.jpg)

> [“Her purse is like Mary Poppins's bag - it holds way more than should be possible.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tera-lynn-childs/her-purse-is-like-mary-poppins-s-bag-it-holds-way-more-than-should-be/)

[Tera Lynn Childs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tera-lynn-childs/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97a/tera-lynn-childs-9922_mary-poppins_her-purse-is-like-mary-poppins-s-bag-it_2417018.jpg)

> [“He was convinced that the purse was like that stupid phone booth thing on that TV show Hardison liked: bigger on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-r-a-decandido/he-was-convinced-that-the-purse-was-like-that-stupid-phone-booth/)

[Keith R.A. DeCandido](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-r-a-decandido/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/454/keith-r-a-decandido-23420_eliot-spencer_he-was-convinced-that-the-purse-was-like_2767588.jpg)

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