--- title: "1 Purell Fantasized Quotes By Delia Ephron" description: "1 Purell Fantasized quotes by Delia Ephron. Plus more from Delia Ephron and more Purell Fantasized sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ced/delia-ephron-17863_dirty-hands_i-didn-t-know-about-the-purell-i-don-t-t_858948.png" --- > [“I didn’t know about the Purell. I don’t think I would have wanted to vacation with someone who brought Purell along. I even fantasized later that if I’d known about the Purell, maybe the vacation wouldn’t have happened. I didn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/i-didn-t-know-about-the-purell-i-don-t-think-i-would-have-wanted-to/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ced/delia-ephron-17863_dirty-hands_i-didn-t-know-about-the-purell-i-don-t-t_858948.png) ## More by Delia Ephron > [“And why do most of us want marriage? Crave it for status or for stability that is an illusion. Marriage can’t protect you from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/and-why-do-most-of-us-want-marriage-crave-it-for-status-or-for/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [There is something fantastic about getting divorced. Everyone should do it to experience the extraordinary sense of freedom after being in marriage jail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/there-is-something-fantastic-about-getting-divorced-everyone-should/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [As complicated as joint custody is, it allows the delicious contradiction of having children and maintaining the intimacy of life-before-kid s.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/as-complicated-as-joint-custody-is-it-allows-the-delicious/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [“Maybe the truth can't be buried. Or maybe it can't stay buried. Maybe the very nature of truth is that it will ultimately reveal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/maybe-the-truth-can-t-be-buried-or-maybe-it-can-t-stay-buried-maybe/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [writing is how I understand everything that happens. Writing is the only way I know to move on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/writing-is-how-i-understand-everything-that-happens-writing-is-the/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [“I love it that I'm standing alone, it doesn't bother me, actually I prefer it, actually I don't give a shit. I am a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/i-love-it-that-i-m-standing-alone-it-doesn-t-bother-me-actually-i/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [For me, having it all - if one wants to define it at all - is the magical time when what you want and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/for-me-having-it-all-if-one-wants-to-define-it-at-all-is-the-magical/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [“I didn’t know about the Purell. I don’t think I would have wanted to vacation with someone who brought Purell along. I even fantasized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/i-didn-t-know-about-the-purell-i-don-t-think-i-would-have-wanted-to/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [“Who cared that he couldn't spell? She was a good-enough speller for both of them. With luck, their children would take after her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/who-cared-that-he-couldn-t-spell-she-was-a-good-enough-speller-for/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [“God, secrets could simply do you in.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/god-secrets-could-simply-do-you-in/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [“She has bitten into a crisp juicy apple and wondered if the bite and the thought were connected-- one never knew what went together,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/she-has-bitten-into-a-crisp-juicy-apple-and-wondered-if-the-bite-and/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [I'm planning to give up worrying. I want to, but I'm worried I won't be able to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/i-m-planning-to-give-up-worrying-i-want-to-but-i-m-worried-i-won-t-be/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [I have one rule I live by: Only do what you can do. That neans you're never looking outside for what's popular; you're always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/i-have-one-rule-i-live-by-only-do-what-you-can-do-that-neans-you-re/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [in the family I grew up in, being called boring was like being called an ax murderer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/in-the-family-i-grew-up-in-being-called-boring-was-like-being-called/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) > [if you are a stepparent, rush right out and get yourself a dog. Because it's very nice to have someone in the house that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delia-ephron/if-you-are-a-stepparent-rush-right-out-and-get-yourself-a-dog-because/) [Delia Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delia-ephron/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/purell-fantasized/delia-ephron/#itemlist", "name": "1 Purell Fantasized Quotes By Delia Ephron", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I didn’t know about the Purell. I don’t think I would have wanted to vacation with someone who brought Purell along. I even fantasized later that if I’d known about the Purell, maybe the vacation wouldn’t have happened. I didn’t remember Purell in London, perhaps it was a new fetish. Purell is a fetish. Once one carries it—I have noticed from those who do—it seems necessary throughout the day to cleanse. 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