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title: "106 Puke Quotes by 93 authors"
description: "Browse 106 Puke quotes by 93 authors. Discover the best Puke sayings and thoughts."
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> [If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-couric/if-i-hear-the-word-perky-again-i-ll-puke/)

[Katie Couric](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-couric/)

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> [“hi my name is luke, it rhymes with puke!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-amato/hi-my-name-is-luke-it-rhymes-with-puke/)

[Mary Amato](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-amato/)

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> [Nutrition makes me puke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-piersall/nutrition-makes-me-puke/)

[Jimmy Piersall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-piersall/)

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> [Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jillian-michaels/unless-you-puke-faint-or-die-keep-going/)

[Jillian Michaels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jillian-michaels/)

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> [I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to puke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlin-whisler/i-wonder-how-long-it-takes-a-giraffe-to-puke/)

[Carlin Whisler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlin-whisler/)

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> [“p.i.a.: puke inducing actions.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christin-lovell/p-i-a-puke-inducing-actions/)

[Christin Lovell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christin-lovell/)

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> [Awww just puke on me then :/](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/awww-just-puke-on-me-then/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The sight of burnt orange makes me puke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-bosworth/the-sight-of-burnt-orange-makes-me-puke/)

[Brian Bosworth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-bosworth/)

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> [“You only taste your own dignity right before you puke it up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-levin/you-only-taste-your-own-dignity-right-before-you-puke-it-up/)

[Adam Levin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-levin/)

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> [“Sour cream! He had tasted it once and liked to puke.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/sour-cream-he-had-tasted-it-once-and-liked-to-puke/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [If I hear another line dance song I think I'm going to puke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merle-haggard/if-i-hear-another-line-dance-song-i-think-i-m-going-to-puke/)

[Merle Haggard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merle-haggard/)

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> [I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dane-cook/i-m-fine-i-am-just-going-to-go-over-here-and-puke-shards-of-my-own/)

[Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dane-cook/)

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> [“the books shot off the shelf like academic projectile puke.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leigh-evans/the-books-shot-off-the-shelf-like-academic-projectile-puke/)

[Leigh Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leigh-evans/)

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> [I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-punch/i-personally-do-not-find-puke-funny-i-find-it-disgusting/)

[Lucy Punch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-punch/)

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> [Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/grand-there-s-a-word-i-really-hate-it-s-a-phony-i-could-puke-every/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I eat the hearts of girls and puke slugs and snails.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raegan-butcher/i-eat-the-hearts-of-girls-and-puke-slugs-and-snails/)

[Raegan Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raegan-butcher/)

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> [For me there was never a lot of glamor involved in being a junkie, it was about trying to hide the puke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-stahl/for-me-there-was-never-a-lot-of-glamor-involved-in-being-a-junkie-it/)

[Jerry Stahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-stahl/)

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> [“F\*\*\*, some people are so determined to be good that it makes me want to puke.” Bruno Hanson in In The Shadow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steen-langstrup/f-some-people-are-so-determined-to-be-good-that-it-makes-me-want-to/)

[Steen Langstrup](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steen-langstrup/)

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> [If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-kadrey/if-his-drunkenness-had-legs-it-would-be-alexander-the-great-and/)

[Richard Kadrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-kadrey/)

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> [“Newsflash, you Heavenly puke; no children that come of the union with my mate will ever be handed over to you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larissa-ione/newsflash-you-heavenly-puke-no-children-that-come-of-the-union-with/)

[Larissa Ione](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larissa-ione/)

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> [Explain me to myself, you’ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, I’ll puke monkey blood on your understated…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-delillo/explain-me-to-myself-you-ll-make-me-choke-on-my-lunch-feel-sympathy/)

[Don DeLillo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-delillo/)

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> [It so happens that I'm so haphazardous. I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin' cast the shit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/earl-sweatshirt/it-so-happens-that-i-m-so-haphazardous-i-ll-puke-a-piece-and-put-it/)

[Earl Sweatshirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/earl-sweatshirt/)

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> [The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/the-russians-will-never-be-able-to-get-their-missiles-thought-the/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [“That's tough, Joan," I said, picking up my book. "Because I don't like you. You make me puke, if you want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/that-s-tough-joan-i-said-picking-up-my-book-because-i-don-t-like-you/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

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> [I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-carver/i-loved-you-so-much-once-i-did-more-than-anything-in-the-whole-wide/)

[Raymond Carver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-carver/)

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> [It’s a Belgian beer, sweetie. Please tell me you’ve at least heard of it. (Blaine) Boy, I was born in Brussels and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/it-s-a-belgian-beer-sweetie-please-tell-me-you-ve-at-least-heard-of/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping. And once you've got through the clown puke there's nothing but a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-brooker/a-cupcake-is-just-a-muffin-with-clown-puke-topping-and-once-you-ve/)

[Charlie Brooker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-brooker/)

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> [The realities of getting up in the morning with two children and being covered in spit-up and totally filthy make me excited…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liv-tyler/the-realities-of-getting-up-in-the-morning-with-two-children-and/)

[Liv Tyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liv-tyler/)

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> [“Depressions are a lot like snowflakes – no two are exactly alike. Some people get drunk and puke up the badness into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lara-m-zeises/depressions-are-a-lot-like-snowflakes-no-two-are-exactly-alike-some/)

[Lara M. Zeises](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lara-m-zeises/)

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> [“I jumped out of the way and Monique skidded across the floor like a drunk monkey on a skateboard and landed face-first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbra-annino/i-jumped-out-of-the-way-and-monique-skidded-across-the-floor-like-a/)

[Barbra Annino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbra-annino/)

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> [“It is the great mass of mankind, the mob, the people, who create the permanently bad times. The world is only the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-miller/it-is-the-great-mass-of-mankind-the-mob-the-people-who-create-the/)

[Henry Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-miller/)

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> [Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you haven’t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lilith-saintcrow/zombies-smell-worse-than-anything-you-can-imagine-if-you-haven-t-been/)

[Lilith Saintcrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lilith-saintcrow/)

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> [I try to get my subconscious to puke out as much stuff as I can because I'm really not judging myself while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arca/i-try-to-get-my-subconscious-to-puke-out-as-much-stuff-as-i-can-2/)

[Arca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arca/)

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> [Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, the floor, the sinks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicholas-sparks/angela-had-done-a-marvelous-job-i-tell-you-the-puke-was-everywhere/)

[Nicholas Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicholas-sparks/)

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> [and they shook hands, hit each other on the shoulder, then there was forty feet of distance between them and nothing to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-proulx/and-they-shook-hands-hit-each-other-on-the-shoulder-then-there-was/)

[Annie Proulx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-proulx/)

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> [The person I love would never wear fur. Fur just makes me think of shallow women who have no conscience. The fur…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gavin-rossdale/the-person-i-love-would-never-wear-fur-fur-just-makes-me-think-of/)

[Gavin Rossdale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gavin-rossdale/)

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> [ \[Bill\] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about "the kitty," the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica \[Lewinsky\] a gig somewhere… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/bill-clinton-and-vernon-jordan-were-talking-about-the-kitty-the/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [“I saw the texts on Bethany's phone. I know you kidnapped her and I know she's in danger and I have no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-roecker/i-saw-the-texts-on-bethany-s-phone-i-know-you-kidnapped-her-and-i/)

[Lisa Roecker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-roecker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/27e/lisa-roecker-29569_kate-lowry_i-saw-the-texts-on-bethany-s-phone-i-kno_2345819.jpg)

> [“Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/why-you-want-to-know-why-step-into-a-tanning-booth-and-fry-yourself/)

[Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/)

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> [Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/fear-sucks-because-you-never-know-when-it-will-attack-sometimes-it/)

[Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c82/jennifer-rardin-10609_behind-you_fear-sucks-because-you-never-know-when-i_2708508.jpg)

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                        "text": "“I jumped out of the way and Monique skidded across the floor like a drunk monkey on a skateboard and landed face-first in the puke. I hoped that popping sound was just the button on her halter top and not an imploded implant. That was a mess I wasn't about to clean up.”",
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                        "text": "The person I love would never wear fur. Fur just makes me think of shallow women who have no conscience. The fur industry belongs to a time when people were selfish beyond belief. If you were some ancient tribal cheiftain, and there was not a department store nearby 350 years ago, I'd understand. But now, we have synthetic fibers,and it's not necessary. The elitism of fur makes me wanna puke.",
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                        "text": "[Bill] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about \"the kitty,\" the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica [Lewinsky] a gig somewhere out of the White House, got her an offer for a gig somewhere. And then after Vernon left with Monica, here came Jesse Jackson to the White House for public prayer sessions so that Bill Clinton could get right with God after this mortal transgression and sin. It was the most puke-y thing.",
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                        "text": "“Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin bubbles and peels off, roll in coarse salt, then pull on long underwear woven from spun glass and razor wire. Over that goes your regular clothes, as long as they are tight. Smoke gunpowder and go to school to jump through hoops, sit up and beg, and roll over on command. Listen to the whispers that curl into your head at night, calling you ugly and fat and stupid and bitch and whore and worst of all, \"a disappointment.\" Puke and starve and cut and drink because you don't want to feel any of this. Puke and starve and drink and cut because you need the anesthetic and it works. For a while. But then the anesthetic turns into poison and by then it's too late because you are mainlining it now, straight into your soul. It is rotting you and you can't stop. Look in a mirror and find a ghost. Hear every heartbeat scream that everysinglething is wrong with you. \"Why?\" is the wrong question. Ask \"Why not?”",
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                        "text": "Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from seventh grade. Then it whacks you on the back of the head, takes you straight to your knees before you realize what hit you. Other times you can see it coming, just a dot on the horizon, but you're like a canary in a cage. All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.",
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