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title: "18 Puck Quotes By Michael Buckley"
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> [By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/by-the-way-you-don-t-need-the-makeup-puck-said/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [“Respect the Sword, Grimm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/respect-the-sword-grimm/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [“Puck helped her out the door, wrapping his arm around her and guiding her through the snowdrifts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/puck-helped-her-out-the-door-wrapping-his-arm-around-her-and-guiding/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [“Puck was a genuine pain in the butt, but he had powers and those powers made him useful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/puck-was-a-genuine-pain-in-the-butt-but-he-had-powers-and-those/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [“Even Puck, who could usually be counted on to fart during dinner, was oddly quiet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/even-puck-who-could-usually-be-counted-on-to-fart-during-dinner-was/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/you-ignorant-little-rodent-this-isn-t-just-an-old-book-this-is-the/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af5/michael-buckley-6403_book_you-ignorant-little-rodent-this-isn-t-ju_402930.png)

> [Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/puck-rushed-into-the-kitchen-he-looked-as-if-he-had-just-gotten-off-a/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/don-t-duh-me-puck-snapped-trying-to-figure-out-what-you-re-thinking/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered. "That would be awesome," Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. "Awesome…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/maybe-one-of-the-monsters-ate-him-daphne-whimpered-that-would-be/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said. "How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked. "Considerably less…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/that-s-the-coolest-thing-i-ve-ever-seen-puck-said-how-cool-will-it-be/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/i-m-soooooo-telling-puck-stood-behind-her-you-two-disobeyed-your/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [ Puck stopped his drumming \[on his belly\] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/puck-stopped-his-drumming-on-his-belly-for-a-brief-moment-and-grinned/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?" Hiding, I guess." Puck leaned down and poked his head under the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/puck-turned-to-sabrina-what-is-she-doing-down-there-hiding-i-guess/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [“came out to this site and do you know what I heard?” There was a brief silence and then a loud, squeaky…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/came-out-to-this-site-and-do-you-know-what-i-heard-there-was-a-brief/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/so-henry-puck-said-as-he-kicked-off-his-shoes-and-propped-his-smelly/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [Puck flapped up to the happy couple. "Wait a minute! You have to ask someone to marry you? No one told me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/puck-flapped-up-to-the-happy-couple-wait-a-minute-you-have-to-ask/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [“You've never heard of the Trickster King?" Puck asked, shocked. The girls shook their heads. "The Prince of Fairies? Robin Goodfellow? The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/you-ve-never-heard-of-the-trickster-king-puck-asked-shocked-the-girls/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5a/michael-buckley-6403_humor_you-ve-never-heard-of-the-trickster-king_2153643.png)

> [“Puck swung the cannon around in anger. The nozzle spun and hit Sabrina in the chest. The force was so pawerful she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/puck-swung-the-cannon-around-in-anger-the-nozzle-spun-and-hit-sabrina/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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## Other authors on Puck

## More by Michael Buckley

> [“Hanging upside down above them was a fat, frog-faced creature. Its head and feet were amphibious, with slimy, bumpy skin and a puffed, bulbous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/hanging-upside-down-above-them-was-a-fat-frog-faced-creature-its-head/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“But that is love, isn't it? It's terribly inconvenient. It sweeps you up and stales your attention and slows down your work. our labors…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/but-that-is-love-isn-t-it-it-s-terribly-inconvenient-it-sweeps-you-up/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?” said Sabrina.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/oh-really-how-about-ms-longdon-who-swore-her-toilet-was-haunted-said/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/if-you-want-a-happy-ending-you-have-to-go-out-and-take-it/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she could hear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/once-she-was-out-of-her-clothes-and-into-a-warm-robe-she-headed-back/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/keep-your-paws-off-my-fianc-e-you-flea-ridden-stray/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/you-sick-twisted-monster-sabrina-seethed-at-pinocchio/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/i-m-soooooo-telling-puck-stood-behind-her-you-two-disobeyed-your/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“For one, he was worried he’d get killed, which was something he generally tried to avoid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/for-one-he-was-worried-he-d-get-killed-which-was-something-he/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/and-who-are-you-supposed-to-be-the-king-of-snot-nosed-delinquents/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/when-did-you-suddenly-become-mister-maturity/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/but-dad-we-can-t-leave-uncle-jake-is-hurt-daphne-said-besides-that-s/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“Though he could not remember how he had been injured or how long he had been unconcious, his first thought was to call the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/though-he-could-not-remember-how-he-had-been-injured-or-how-long-he/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/nothing-like-a-puppet-to-give-you-the-willies/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

> [“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the receptionist explained.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/is-this-a-torture-chamber-puck-asked-eagerly-listen-to-all-the/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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                        "text": "“You've never heard of the Trickster King?\" Puck asked, shocked. The girls shook their heads. \"The Prince of Fairies? Robin Goodfellow? The Imp?\" \"Do you work for Santa?\" Daphne asked. \"I'm a fairy, not an elf!\" Puck roared. \"You really don't know who I am! Doesn't anyone read the classics anymore? Dozens of writers have warned about me. I'm in the most famous of all of William Shakespeare's plays.\" \"I don't remember any Puck in Romeo and Juliet,\" Sabrina muttered, feeling a little amused at how the boy was reacting to his non-celebrity. \"Besides Romeo and Juliet!\" Puck shouted. \"I'm the star of a Midsummer Night's Dream!\" \"Congratulation,\" Sabrina said flatly. \"Never read it.”",
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