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title: "3 Public Toilet Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Public Toilet quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Public Toilet sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Sometimes I regret going into that public toilet with your father.’ ‘Then practice safe sex, Mama!!’ ‘We were! There was a fight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-dunne/sometimes-i-regret-going-into-that-public-toilet-with-your-father/)

[Jonathan Dunne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-dunne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/338/jonathan-dunne-28202_humour_sometimes-i-regret-going-into-that-publi_458360.jpg)

> [“Did you know that your mobile phone is 18 times more dirty from a public toilet?!? Now you know .”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/makis-philosofukciss/did-you-know-that-your-mobile-phone-is-18-times-more-dirty-from-a/)

[Makis Philosofukciss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/makis-philosofukciss/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4d/makis-philosofukciss-14242_dirty_did-you-know-that-your-mobile-phone-is-1_482384.jpg)

> [Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/marriage-is-like-a-public-toilet-those-waiting-outside-are-desperate/)

[Azgraybebly Josland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/azgraybebly-josland/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee5/azgraybebly-josland-1476_funny_marriage-is-like-a-public-toilet-those-w_867634.jpg)

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