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title: "10 Pubic Quotes by 9 authors"
description: "Browse 10 Pubic quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Pubic sayings and thoughts."
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> [I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-can-t-relax-here-these-people-have-no-pubic-hair-anywhere-we-have/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4c/dylan-moran-1716_ceilings_i-can-t-relax-here-these-people-have-no_1154968.jpg)

> [Public schooling does not serve a public; it creates a pubic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-postman/public-schooling-does-not-serve-a-public-it-creates-a-pubic/)

[Neil Postman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-postman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a2/neil-postman-1598_doe_public-schooling-does-not-serve-a-public_1160259.jpg)

> [Those awkward conversations with the hairdresser..Hold your dick sir let me trim your pubic hair.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/those-awkward-conversations-with-the-hairdresser-hold-your-dick-sir/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f20/nikhil-saluja-26_communication_those-awkward-conversations-with-the-hai_877580.jpg)

> [“Nothing came up on the pubic comb, because you don’t have a lot down there to comb. Bottom”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-connelly/nothing-came-up-on-the-pubic-comb-because-you-don-t-have-a-lot-down/)

[Michael Connelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-connelly/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56b/michael-connelly-1004_comb_nothing-came-up-on-the-pubic-comb-becaus_2710131.jpg)

> [All girls over age 14 remove pubic hair. The only touching is to remove hair. That's grim.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peggy-orenstein/all-girls-over-age-14-remove-pubic-hair-the-only-touching-is-to/)

[Peggy Orenstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peggy-orenstein/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/peggy-orenstein-11585_age_all-girls-over-age-14-remove-pubic-hair_535078.jpg)

> [What is necessary for the pubic realm is to shield it from the private interests which have intruded upon it in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah/what-is-necessary-for-the-pubic-realm-is-to-shield-it-from-the/)

[Hannah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8e/hannah-10159_aggressive_what-is-necessary-for-the-pubic-realm-is_1016655.jpg)

> [Pubic hair is proof of sexual maturity and if your partner finds that a turn-off, you should probably reconsider that partner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hadley-freeman/pubic-hair-is-proof-of-sexual-maturity-and-if-your-partner-finds-that/)

[Hadley Freeman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hadley-freeman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c80/hadley-freeman-71627_hair_pubic-hair-is-proof-of-sexual-maturity-a_3012122.png)

> [Girls are removing pubic hair before fully having it. They would say I feel cleaner, it's for me, but then they'd say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peggy-orenstein/girls-are-removing-pubic-hair-before-fully-having-it-they-would-say-i/)

[Peggy Orenstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peggy-orenstein/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a21/peggy-orenstein-11585_boys_girls-are-removing-pubic-hair-before-ful_2484848.jpg)

> [The pubic bones (seen on x ray) are now well defined and represent a remarkable rebuilding of bone and halting of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-willner/the-pubic-bones-seen-on-x-ray-are-now-well-defined-and-represent-a/)

[Robert Willner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-willner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05e/robert-willner-77322_bones_the-pubic-bones-seen-on-x-ray-are-now-we_202506.jpg)

> [“When I hit the junction between his hip and thigh and found no fabric, I groaned. Didn’t even hesitate to drag the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-erickson/when-i-hit-the-junction-between-his-hip-and-thigh-and-found-no-fabric/)

[Megan Erickson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-erickson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/389/megan-erickson-2059_quote_when-i-hit-the-junction-between-his-hip_1531205.jpg)

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