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title: "4 Prune Juice Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Prune Juice quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Prune Juice sayings and thoughts."
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> [Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-carson/happiness-is-discovering-the-prune-juice-your-doctor-ordered-you-to/)

[Johnny Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-carson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18a/johnny-carson-2644_discovering_happiness-is-discovering-the-prune-juice_641676.png)

> [Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/wine-women-and-song-have-been-replaced-by-prune-juice-a-heating-pad/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4a/bob-hope-1406_gongs_wine-women-and-song-have-been-replaced-b_1119280.jpg)

> [I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/i-hope-my-tongue-in-prune-juice-smothers-if-i-belittle-dogs-and/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/020/ogden-nash-1286_belittle_i-hope-my-tongue-in-prune-juice-smothers_2004893.png)

> [I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-m-taking-viagra-and-drinking-prune-juice-i-don-t-know-if-i-m-coming/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/371/rodney-dangerfield-755_drinking_i-m-taking-viagra-and-drinking-prune-jui_3041609.jpg)

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