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> [They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/they-re-living-proof-that-the-3-stooges-had-children/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

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## More by Bobby Heenan

> [He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/he-s-the-only-man-i-know-of-who-can-hide-his-own-easter-eggs/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/dusty-rhodes-and-sapphire-they-re-a-lovely-twosome-or-threesome-or/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/remember-folks-fish-are-like-relatives-after-two-days-they-stink/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/i-insulted-people-i-had-to-they-deserved-it-they-didn-t-have-any/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/you-win-some-and-you-lose-some-unless-you-re-virgil-then-you-lose/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/if-you-re-poor-and-you-do-something-stupid-you-re-nuts-if-you-re-rich/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [What happened there? My monitor went out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/what-happened-there-my-monitor-went-out/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [A friend in need is a pest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/a-friend-in-need-is-a-pest/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/oh-i-knew-he-was-gonna-do-that-i-just-knew-he-was-gonna-do-that-he/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/you-re-83-really-you-don-t-look-it-i-would-ve-guessed-81-or-82/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/when-s-the-last-time-you-went-into-a-barber-shop-and-saw-everyone/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/you-don-t-have-to-yell-at-me-schiavone-i-m-not-blind/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [This guy makes coffee nervous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/this-guy-makes-coffee-nervous/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/you-know-they-say-money-can-t-buy-happiness-give-me-50-bucks-and/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

> [I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-heenan/i-asked-stu-hart-earlier-i-said-stu-you-gotta-be-proud-of-your-boys/)

[Bobby Heenan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-heenan/)

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